Hi guys, episode 8, one night was Tiny, I got Gabe here. We have tan amanju today, huge gasp, one of my favorite people ever, I want to let you guys know really quickly that some of my favorite bars are carrying happy. Dad glitch, Bark, adium Lake, Havasu Arizona. I used to work here when I was 16 and 17 I was a bar back at Jing Restaurant in Las Vegas. I was a bar back at the one in Denver. They also have happy Dad and then tight ends bar in Plano Texas and the Wild
Goose and fucking in Costa Mesa Callie. Yeah, the way I do it is my birthday.
Oh my God. I saw that forgot to tell you how
perfect up, I'm going out on. No to
that. I'm going to hell. I like I saw in the car and I was like, I need to walk in, say happy birthday, forgot, completely, and do that. Well, a lady assaulted me out there. Are we rolling or not.
Who is the female?
There was it, you saw there was a cute me. There was a cute dog. No, no, love her, she's amazing. There was a cute dog in this office. And I was like, being all nice to this lady. And then she like, hit her dog for me. And looked at me and was like, I'll say,
Viewer. When she say I don't know. I don't want to see if I know. Okay, so Tana comes in here and goes like this, like, oh my God. And I thought like an old friend was coming and it was a little cute dog lady gave her the bad stare so bad. Pushed her Yorkshire, Terrier out of, like, your
way, like to move, she kind of like move the dog liked or I couldn't even see it. I wasn't like
close here like a fucking sexual predator. It's, that's the vibe. I got, I'm serious. It was fucking weird. It's just like, dude. I always
want to be a nice for her.
Then but interactions like that or so discouraging. Like she looked at me like I was trying to kill her dog and it was just like well damn you know but
honestly fuck that lady in fucker dog. I do want to focus honestly when I was more
important. Yeah, so that it made me forget to say happy birthday because I you know, I was just in a bad place. So I
had three people you know when you're the only I don't care about that. I think Birthdays are overrated like so do II didn't go to dinner because I didn't want to have people sing, happy birthday. It's too much like, bullshit attention. You know what I mean?
Yeah, but you deserve it
by side.
The night before. Yeah. Okay, those are side. It's Saturday. And I was like, yo, guys don't do the singing because we're going to do this again tomorrow, and then I faded them all on my birthday. So then I have to do that. Yeah. But there were three people that didn't text me on my birthday, but, you know, it's just like it's just like, how do you do
that? Certain people that you genuinely expect it
from where I'm at, and I'm going to call him out right now. One person I was, you know, Bradley Bradley Martin. Yes. And you know what's fucked up? His birthday is today they said day after we talked about it all
But I'm ready for years to get over with, you know, midnight his hits but he knows in his head. Wait Stein, his birthday is one day before mine, every
fucking year until we both die. Yeah, but he doesn't text me. So I texted him and said, yo, dude, you have 45 minutes left to text me, didn't make the 45-minute window and texted me today on his birthday.
You're really cracking his brand right now, too, because I don't care guy motivational.
I'm gonna. All right now, because that's what about Bradley. Yeah. You have certain people on. It's like checking my
I'm waiting all day, like, people from the Woodworks, they haven't talked to in years.
Yeah, send me a text. Do you ever hope that like your ex happy birthday? Is their way back into your life? Or is that just me?
No, that's just you, that's not but I know that they check the probably wishing the worst on me that day, so I won't get those. It's probably I don't get those like me. Who are you? You waiting for somebody specific
know it just you know what I mean? Like, next. Next topic. No one specific. It's just like fun. I love, I love the juice. I love the drama. Let me Reduce Reuse and
And
recycle as well. Okay, well I didn't get I got some people out of the Woodworks. No one that just people like that. Even I just had met. It's just it's cool. You know. Yeah. Like it's actually something where it's like you mean something in my life? Yeah, you text me. Happy birthday.
I agree. I think
that that's like area every year. I agree. But I'm
sorry. I didn't text. You know. I
actually don't have your number so I know I'll get it. We've been talking on Instagram, shout out. Chicken fry hook this
up. Yeah, she did. Well, I saw that you bought her a Van Cleef bracelet. How well, do you know 100 years really quick? Okay, I have
Have one but that doesn't mean. I don't want one. Like I'm gonna have Gabe. If you could tell timepiece to leave because you have one. Yeah. I'm not gonna get you don't need another. I have one for you. You have to. That's, you didn't need to gaslighting me, but I just got water in this watch. Apparently, you can't take watches under water, which I didn't know you can, but maybe not the ice dot ones. Yeah, I don't know if, you know, it's all foggy and I need a new one, so, you know, it's why I'm here today. Okay. Wait, what do you, when did you get the Van Cleef?
I was drunk in Vegas and Vegas is dangerous because like the casino is attached to a lot of the shopping so it's like you can just like blackout in the casino gambling, you're pissed, you have nothing, no winnings, whatever. At least me, I know y'all get will crazy and then you can just Mosey on over to the mall and like by
shit. Okay. Well, that's complete. If I Lose, I'm shutting the drapes in my room or something like I'm not going to spend more money. Like that's a depression. I know it was that's like a dark room.
I'm like I
think we might get in this moment was like I'm already down so much I might as well have something to show when was this.
I don't know like January beginning of January, maybe end of December. Could have been three years ago? I really have no concept of time. I
don't know and where you were in Vegas and what were you gambling?
What was that? I was gambling poker playing poker.
Mmm. Oh my god. Well, you're the fish at the table. Probably. What is that fucking mean? That means I know it's not nice. No but like this. So the fish is like like the rookie. Like the person that's Poison Ivy
from Vegas, but do you
have that was like a little baby. Then you would know the term fish. That's true. Oh yeah.
Not a good
thing. Well, I'm just, I'm really right now, I'm panning out my other options, like, let's say, like, what do I want to do? You know, I feel like I'll never be, like, a retired type of person like, no matter how much money I make. I'm still gonna want to do something to keep me busy and so I'm deciding, is it professional poker player? Okay. What about the WNBA? Could be really fun. But are you
athletic? No fuck, but you'd but you'd sell tickets. That's what I'm saying. You know, I'm just
I'm okay these different. These
different professional poker, doesn't sound too good if you lose them enough to go.
Drunkenly tilted. Lead by Van Cleef. Wait, can I ask can we like actually talk? I love poker. Yeah. Have you seen the movie Rounders
know? Okay, so you're not pokers, not focus on, you've never seen any movie ever though? To be fair. Oh, you're not gonna close. I'm one of those and it's really bad but I want yours you to see good move, but I think it's good for me with guys because I like the quiet just never seen. You can show me and then they like get all excited to show you what? Yeah, it's like, I guess it, you know, it works for me
in some way. No, I agree with that but wait. So can we act? Do you know how much you lost was it? But
Why was his millat that day? Yeah
thousand couple thousand. Yeah
some small. Yeah. Under 10
for you and then you go and buy Van Cleef and which so much it I just went on a
spree like I was mad at the world like I was like but then I was happy which isn't good. Sincerely drinking and shopping drinking and gambling. They're just both know. You know
too early but yeah, let's go. Okay. So I know you like to do this. This is like your thing. What we were in great conversation but Gabe I have as a priest. I know you like to like get married on the spot and shit.
Oh wow. I was I was
Expecting a completely different route. I know repent for my
sins. No, no, those that's too low. Father, that would take too long. I didn't want to do that. Yeah, we don't have that much time. Yeah, but I was just saying like, maybe we just fucking get married right
now. I was just telling you. Before we started, I'm in the middle of a Rebrand. I saw Sofia, Richie, and it's just like you need a. I need that, you know?
I'm not crazy. I don't party that much. I don't sleep around. Okay, I'm a good person, are you sure? Yeah, and I care about those around me. That's right.
No Gabe.
If that was the truth, we could get married.
Okay, well, I haven't, I renew my vows. Oh yeah, no, I'm going to be right here on the money. I've never gotten married sitting down. So, okay, you ready? I have to burp. Hold on.
Right now in this moment? Yeah. Okay. She makes me feel so good better than I would by myself. If I was with somebody else, you don't understand, she makes people say yeah. Yeah. I could put you in a log cabin somewhere in Aspen girl. Ain't nothing to the paint tracking. If you go what you asking for, put you in the mansion somewhere in Wisconsin, like I said, ain't nothing to the pain. We can change that last name. What's happening?
It sounds like a Macklemore song.
No wedding cake, too.
I'm really scared of cakes, put it in in the middle. That's my dark traits related as a prank and is going to end - Lee like on. This is another eight. I
actually try and make this happen. I promise I'm a pretty but I'm actually kind of pissed off. This is take this out of here. This is not nice enough.
Well, what do you mean? This is bullshit is and this point where do you see as long as it doesn't? Look at that.
Can
help you do your knots Prosperity. Go to say that's disgusting. No I'm not doing
that. See now this is where cake fight starts its kind of
your too horny bro. Go. And it's not about me and you I'm with her.
Oh so there's it's nice to see the one thing you tell me, not to worry about. Oh yeah, I want to marry him to get the fuck out of here.
No honest, terrible timing with it. You know, you're so bad at the
time. I loved every second of it, he's fat and I loved every second of it and I
do. Yeah, okay, but beautiful. I'm going to be honest with you, I asked my Snapchat, a.i.m to write the vows because a is a thing.
Now I know it is that's what I was doing. All morning,
I'm sitting there like yo I can write some fire, I can write this couldn't come up with a lot like you're easy to come up with stuff for ya but my such a I fucking let me
down. It was kind of you know
Know what I mean though? It was kind of beautiful. Now that I know that it comes from a i-i'm a
lot more internally. Didn't that was, I can't believe it by T-Pain, Lil Wayne. Oh yeah, I was like the first verse.
So, it's really off with the Mac. Yeah, no, no, but I'm glad
I'm celebrating right now. It's beautiful. But you can't because you're 75 days. What is it? Or 50 days?
Sober, I'm going 50
days, but what made you want to do that?
I just feel like I work way harder and I'm like more clear-headed I make better decisions. I'm not
Sending that Rogue three am tax time.
Not you do that. I do have the three. A,
oh my God. Not even like booty calling. I was like thinking, I mean, I miss you so much and then I wake up and they reply and I'm like oh my God like I don't wanna have this conversation, you know
what if I were to tell you that I've like what's though is that a bad thing? Like if I send like 15 people at 3 a.m. text not out of desperation but like I'm really thinking about you
I enter think about all 15 at
once I'm at the club like running out of people here. Yeah. And
I send that text is
that I don't think it's a bad thing. I think it's just like, slowly becoming less of my journey. You know what I mean? Hmm, like I just, I've been crazy for a long time and did you
have one rebranding? But did you have one moment where were you like,
you know, if I had one moment, I'd be blocked out right now, probably hundreds of thousands of know, I'm insane. I'm insane. I just did 75 hard in January and I did the whole thing. I completed it. I felt fucking amazing. And after we had Coachella and that trip to Turks, I went to Vegas and Bree.
I had a show for our podcast in Phoenix and they were all like back to back to back to back. I was blacked out for all of it. Like I was insane through all of it. I was eating bottle girls asses in Phoenix. I was gambling so much. Like in the middle of the club. I was gambling. So much money in Vegas. Like,
let's turn those
four chicken fry and I were like flipping off of shit and being insane Coachella. You don't even want to
know. We pause though. Yeah. To the eating chips asses. Like what I mean by
that I I really was like eating a bottle girl's ass in the middle of a club in Phoenix. I don't know.
Okay. Do you think this is like a celebration?
A bration. I like yeah. I mean could do it. Not too loud, bro. In time. It's doesn't work, bro. Okay. Just put the hammer down on the table that supposed to be about. Yeah, it's amazing. One more game for you.
Thank you so much, doesn't even know. Okay, we're good. 50 hard. Fuck? Yeah. Thank you. Hey, you're not gonna be too horny right now. I'm serious, bro. You can be too horny. We are you still vaping though? I am. But I want to quit. I can't get off that.
I can't get off The Vape. It is that like I am by Nature. I have such an addictive personality or shut the door mat. And like The Vape is the worst of them all, I like can't. I'm about to have like a nicotine patch on my arm
or some shit. Okay, I have to go back to this because it's cause I did. I bought chicken fry, fucking Van Cleef. Right. Okay, so here's what happened. I had this Jeweler. Come on, feel like you're kind of pissed right now because you're like, whole spits that I put together. We're not like the one you
Hoping know
it was super meaningful, you know. It was really meaningful. That's the thing is like chicken. Fry like it. We got married like you
know, chicken for was more like a yeah. Oh, thanks for coming on. Like we've had our internet beef. Like here,
I am always the bridesmaid and never the bride though. God dammit lie, because I got a fake marriage, which I've seriously had enough of and she got a Van Cleef, you know, they don't really care about him.
Oh yeah, no, I know it's okay. That's old news, bro. Yeah, well,
Have You Met game before? I don't think we've met before. Haven't we
might wash it today today,
maybe maybe? No.
Okay, that's not a memory. I'll freshen up a little bit, but he's like, actually the greatest dude ever. Yeah, I'm not finding will be knocking. He's, he's gay. And I'm not gay. So we don't have like a certain relationship. I know, I know I'm not but he's like the clock. Like,
yeah, but do you think you guys have like a little marriage pact situation? Like if in 30
we try like, what's he tries a lot? Let's say, if we legit did like just did get
Married. Like I would have to get a crib with a guest house and he'd put his ass in the guest house type
thing. That's how I feel about my
best friend. I know what I mean. Absolutely. So for those specific people will do those
certain things. Do you feel like you're a codependent person? Like when you love someone you like have to be around them like do you like to be alone?
Yes. Okay. That's good. Is that bad thing? No, that's a good thing. I like my alone. Time a little. They're good. Things. I'm proud. I'm always with people. Yeah. Hey, your phone's going off like crazy bro. Fucking
Fucking some massage therapist is hitting you up non-stop for a fucking rub-and-tug afternoon, who's calling you? That's some Gigolos calling you. You sick bastard? Yeah, but what I was saying before he interrupted with the whole thing and thank you so much. Like I'm glad to call you my wife now. Yeah. The Van Cleef thing. Like it bit me in the ass hard because now everyone wants one. Yeah I set the bar way too fucking high absolutely key for us to make a whole thing about it. It's like
yeah and it was kind of like it's kind of do break back in the day like when he's buying everyone
Like, I feel like he probably couldn't go anywhere without like people being like, buy me a car and when you set that precedent. So high like now all your podcast guests are going to want jewelry, you know,
okay, can we like somehow flipped? Let's do this. Take the Van Cleef off real quick.
Can you take it off and hand it to me? I'm gonna give it to you. So I want to keep that narrative going. I want to Kanna. I want I want the girls to keep like being like, Oh my god. Do
I get out of this? No, no, no, I want every girl. Like you get a Van Cleef. If you go on talking about hey, what's another 4K? You buy me one and then I just spend the rest of my life being likes tiny, bought me this, and then the girls will just flock. And then then, then it's a mutually beneficial proposition.
So you don't like the first option. You give me the Van Cleef and I'm like, oh I can we fake it? Or I
just it's just really it's, you know, it's heartbreaking.
To do, that's not fair to you. What do you, what do you get out of that? Yeah, and it's like, I mean, you know, we're close to Rodeo, like, to go. Let me know, you know? Okay, well, those are the sketches I had for you. I'm sorry. Maybe you just want to talk to you? Okay, what about, okay, good maybe round to though. I'll have round two if you come on again, I want to do you and Skye the same time, doesn't everyone? Yeah. But I'm going to make it happen. Everybody else is trying to they're not going through. I will I fucking love her. I would love to come on with her and by the way when she comes back on and I includes event Leaf Shield
Here are oh, wow. Oh, wow. There is always, yeah, how's Jeff?
Mj5 sounds great, actually, he's my best friend. And we just like, have so much fucking fun. Dude,
I'm gonna show Jeff some love really quick, because I actually in my, he gave me, he's fucked because he's had me on his podcast two
times. Yeah, you called in for an episode? I was on. Yeah, we're gonna talk about
that because you guys sent me the fuck up and then, but the first time Bradley did it and he brought me in for Bradley, but like, it was Bradley's episode.
Yeah. What are you Vietnamese?
To like, be on the couch, which
is wild. It is a little wild. Like, we're friends, we talk here and there, this is. I'm using Jeff's Barber shops. All right, my hair looks fire. Well it does. So I'm going to show them love their but Barbershop cures cancer. Do well no, this was on Jack them. I'm knocking out the barber.
Show the products. Yeah. Here comes amazing. Yeah. So I
facetimed in one time I get a text from fucking Steve his sidekick or whatever and he goes, yo there's this Burnett girl
On. Can you face? I'm in and hit on her. Yeah. With no preparation. No idea what's going on. That's easy for me. Hmm. Like I'm smooth as fuck IM. Yeah, if you agree. I mean, we're married. Yeah. And so I hit her up right? Face time in. And I'm like, on knowingly, kind of like talking to your friend, I believe, right? This
brunette girl, mmm.
That then later told me that she spent thirty thousand on her new penis on her.
Pussy. Oh, on her pussy. Yeah. Also, she was a guy that went to a
girl, she transitioned to female and she's everything. I think you'd love her, I really
do like we've, I'm down to fucking run to k. Y is Call of Duty with her. I didn't know I hitting
on her. No, I really, I really think she is amazing. And she's everything and there might be something there, you know, did you know that they didn't like, give me all the details. I did not know that they didn't give you all of the
The details but I think that, you know, you you're pretty good, you seem pretty open-minded and it could be a fun book. Why what do you mean by that? You just seem you seem like an accepting open-minded like I'm down for whatever. I just I think you seem like a good accepting person, you know, so maybe I just you know, I don't know your journey, I do whatever, you know.
Then he just comes in so horny, one of my top top 10 best friend's is gay. Yeah, so that's really good. I'm proud of
you. Yeah. And it's like
he's very supportive to yeah this reports a lot. He's amazing, I lie. But I'll tell you what the one thing with you couldn't please damn her up.
I don't know if that was a good look in the camera. Go Ally Ally, good job.
Okay. Okay well like yeah, I have like a problem right now. I don't want to get too deep. Like I have an issue with like beating new girls since my spending habits. Yeah, I can chicken fry like
that shit like kind of happened. Yeah. And I just can't stop flexing like I have to I feel like it's something I have to do. I don't know why not
all heroes wear capes, right? You're so
brave. But he is the most expensive bad bitch I've ever met my like everything. Like I like good stuff. Right. We're at the fucking Mondrian info in Central Park. Yeah, we're going to dinner at catch steak after this, probably, and he orders the whole menu - $12 for fucking for people with no alcohol.
Aw 12:00. No alcohol. It's not my fault. You invite three bitches and one do that. I never met in my life was not even. Get their Queens. Know what's not even gay. There does the bad part. If you invite
somebody, invite somebody to go to connect with your friend, right? You're right. Then I he playing setting up. He wants you for himself. Yes,
for sure. I wasn't looking. That's a good friend of mine and he's a very nice to die with well but it's not.
I think he wants you to maybe he'd order less food if he was focused on being like,
Set up with someone. And then it could be like,
yes not having my voice never wondering was beautiful, you know, so is happening. But I want a one steak and he blames on me, they'll just painting over the ugly girls orders other side, some of those but I want to he out of left field. Gabe. Fucking I don't know how I knew this. Wait wait real quick, so you guys have some, don't say that. No but wait, what was? We know. Everybody knows that. You did it, Bella Thorne. I did do that. And who do you think there's a rapper? That was a rapper, Too. Like this Mall Rapid of your date.
It was him
a few rappers.
Okay, can you imagine?
She wanted that to be here?
But yeah, how was it? That I would, I would be like, I mean I think the rep I was talking about is Jay over this?
I want
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They have is a rapper, right? Yeah, gave. You gotta take a laugh for a whole
week. Makes a lot of music about
ya know. He's I'm never saying and like I'm not saying laughing bad on the other songs little bit but after recording on it. Okay. So maybe you're in time out for like two minutes set a timer. Well, does the topics that I'm of my name is set a timer right now for two minutes. I'm serious. So two seconds. He don't have
a smart idea. Timeout. He needs it because I have a lot of people. I could do
that, they offer as a feather.
Fuck bro. Somebody told me that okay, okay, wait, the only value he's added today besides like being funny and getting us married which was yeah that's pretty much the only Moon Waldorf Astoria down the street already booked. Let's go. Great Spa Van Cleef is getting made right now custom round to when you come on you'll get it done he said that Jeff witek who you economy? Which there's let's get this tree. Yeah let's put the record crazy.
Tell me,
Jeff did not fly me economy. And I here's what I will say. Jeff has bought my flights several times. And and when he has paid first class whole thing, New York Fashion Week there and back lay down. See he bought my pleasure that couple different. He's very very generous all the time like I couldn't I could go on like he's the best but we were going to Miami for Layla's wedding and we were booking our own flights this time because like I was already going, he was already going. It's not like he was bringing me somewhere. You know what I mean? We're both the person.
That's right. Yeah, and but we're like going together, you know, we got a house together and ship and we were booking and there was first class they were like they were expensive for first-class. The like these trips for some reason we like 34 Grand each way per person so it would have been like 16 grand for like me and my assistant fly first class whatever he goes. On this whole tangent to me you know like let's just save money. Let's be smart we're going for three days. It's five hours we can edit the whole flight like blah blah blah. Like convinces me so hard he's like fuck that I'm putting my team.
Economy. Like I don't know why the fuck you're flying your assistant fucking first-class all this shit.
Wait wait whoa, whoa, whoa, pause. He should treat her people. First, your assistant phosphorus
my executive assistant flies first class team. I dated a modified they haven't bro, why? No, but I also, I love her. She's my right-hand, girl, like will work the whole flight. Usually
that's when love is more important than business.
Well, no, I mean, we'll work the whole flight like beautiful. Well Vibe how it's a business expense.
I just lie, I don't
know. Okay, but continues this works.
Yeah, so he convinces me to fly fucking economy and I really, I'm humble. And so many ways. I will eat a Taco Bell Crunchwrap, that's three days old. I don't give a fuck. Like, there's, I grew up with no money. I'm not gonna like fly economy. Think you know what I mean? I just like I've worked. I've worked very hard for the money that I have and it's one of the few intricacies that I enjoy splurging on, you know, it's like I that's like one of the ones where it's like, it's hard to get me in an
Enemy seat versus the first class. I want to relax, especially, you know, this better than me. I travel so much. Yeah, and like sometimes that five hours of sleep on that flight might be the only fucking genuine sleep. That I'm going to get for like a trip. Oh yeah. You know and it's like, I don't know. That's just how I am. He convinces me we get on this plane. Okay. And Paris Hilton mentored me for like a couple years and I love her to fucking death. She's like my world. I always want Paris to see me in a great light, like,
I want her to really just like, but she's can't like, she won't catch you spend her time, teaching me a lot of things in. Mentoring me on how to be a fucking business. Woman. I never want her to see me slipping and be like, did I waste my time? You know, on that whatever we get on the plane Paris, Hilton Sitting In First Class like she's sitting in for fast. She's sitting in like to be she's like Hey sister can't wait for the wedding mobile. Wha. And I like I just have to walk past her too.
25, be with Jeff witek & Co. And oh,
yes, Jeff, Luc. Coach to, yes. Okay, that's a little bit. That's a little
do. There's no. There would be no, like, power Dynamic of, that know, if we want of us. Are we both? Are he just convinced me to save the money because he was as
well? Yeah, that's different. And
it just I sit down and then just Clowning me the whole flight. That's not hot, you're an economy. Are you so embarrassed Bubba? I'm mortified at the idea of Paris, just thinking that. Okay.
Well, did you
Do like, one of these, like honors. Like a look back to see if she was looking to see where you were sitting here.
She would probably say, it's a small cabin like the JetBlue meant, like, she would have seen you sit down, you know, and it just,
she was boil. So, drinking a little champagne
boy. It, I don't know. No, I don't think she's in her like
my really picture you like doing the look back, just to check like you.
I just kept looking up then. I was like all the way at the back of the plane, looking up at her and just mortified, at least we saved the money and it's amazing and I appreciate
that. But this guy he has
Some females like we did a trip back then to Russia I think was Russia. Mmm. And then our furniture, like Stein is an assistant that he was an assistant before. Now he's like a talent amazing person would be successful a lot of money right there like uh, say that but like he was like, keep calling gab and what else is he king? That's it. Okay, I'd rat to sometimes but it's like he was like, if I'm not flying for Less first class, I'm not going
Yeah, he taught that was like something like, oh my God. We're gonna do fight in first class. And I'm can, we cannot do nothing? We found him. My boss is like, all right then bye. Yeah, you staying. I tested the waters on that one. He was really
appreciate that. If I was surprised too
but it's like he thinks like he just got it like an elk. He's being a now. Can like for like a year and a half less than a year old maybe like whatever. Right. So he just starting it's
like I don't care.
Sylas like we would test the waters to the house money like that, you know, so I mean, but we gotta save. Okay. Well
we gotta save, that's a frickin 12. Okay, wait, let me and that's solid, that's one explanation. I'm not going to fucking Russia where Vladimir Putin's there were with fucking Ukraine. Not fond of Americans. Well, I'm known to get a little out of control. Sometimes, I can't control myself, you know? Thank you. Yeah. So I don't want to go there act like a bicycle and get stuck in Russia. So
I
I said, yeah, the first class flight would like a change my mind. What elegant your demeanor? I would show
up there fucking rested ready to go. Like yo let's get this guy. Like you know, Carl a little classier maybe. Yeah. Just like pulling up. Like all right, I'm in Russia but at least I'm rested and ready to go. Yeah. Like there's been times before, we went to Asia one time, it was about, I'm thinking about to him and so like I've half a seat, he's in the middle seat and I'm sleeping on his shoulder. He's fucking snoring. So loud, like
Like the Captain's hearing aid up front like he snores loudly was so comfortable, wasn't the middle? I was making question for him as I thought it was like, no, that's right. Yeah, resting on his shoulder. He's got that buys. That looks like is good.
I feel you though that I'm always going to test the water. Like, if someone sending me somewhere, I'm going to be like, yeah, I can't go unless there's a jet and then they're like, okay, we're not saying I'm like, okay, I actually can't go unless there's first class. No, I gotta. I'm like, I'll take economy like, you know, but I'm gonna try. I'm gonna shoot my shot. Yeah, you know. I'm going to swing and if I miss
I miss. But like, at least I gave it my
all for sure. I'll give him that. Whenever we fly this me and him. Hmm, he's always first class, though. Yeah, he begot me, I may be keeping up his words really well. Because when we start a podcast like two months ago, he told me like he's ours first class. Yeah, we went to New York. We went to Miami and already. He takes my boys. Well I
situation shit sold out. You got to get somewhere like or shits mad expensive. You gotta get
someone that's wonderful. I would just love to be nice and that's one thing I understand have stuff, like you said this.
But like I don't need to impress or Splash on anything or whatever. Yeah, we're
trying to break the addiction to flexing.
Yes. Yeah, I'm done, like, flexing, like is I'm not trying to do that anymore. That's something I'm trying to give
up. I understand Mike, like, Sarah's the death of me when I see ya,
but when like, you got to wake up or you got to go somewhere and you got to start at 10 a.m. Yeah. My boy has arrived at that. Sleep is valid. He's happy like looking forward to the flex. He knows, he has to lie flat and I got to. Yes, that's how many is whatever.
That's why I take page and try to do that because it's like if we're rested on a work trip that's going to change everything. I feel that.
Yeah. Yeah. But you guys have that in common. I think there's a really good match kind of like a Vibe. I
just know like one teacher somewhere is watching this just like they are so out of touch. I'm sorry.
No I don't agree with that. This is wrong. No likes Tiny's, tiny does really good sometimes. Like he gets their partner. He feisty the he's like want to be fancy but usually humble, I think we should eat. You should definitely consider that. I was
supposed to meet. He loves you. He does
know. I'm like I'm
Into like it. What do you think about this? Like you know, there's a great my ask you something? Yeah, okay. Two things I really want to talk about and that's hopefully, I don't take the second. One first thing is like, when you did date Bella uh what's the biggest difference between dating a guy like I'm not gonna go, I'm not going to swing that way. He's tried. I denied him. I love I love me a bad bitch. Latina fucking 10. You saw her in the fucking Lobby. She's bad. As I can go for that for this weekend.
Yeah, he's really
nice and he's trying to get her
like, you know what I mean? She was, she was, oh yeah, but she swings both ways. So it's like, that's why I feel like Dusty. Yeah, we could be like a 73 time T. So we could be the best tree on the world.
We do some tree stumps tiny
Have I heard uh like what I want to I have. Okay, let's let's plan it for do. No other guy. Like, it's a to girl one guy thing, bro. You're not in there. Never give away trod seen. I don't even know where I was going with that. Sorry. Oh no, here's where I was going. What is the what's the biggest difference in? Is it easier to date for you? A girl or a guy?
It's easier today to guy for sure. Yeah. Right. Has girls like I'm a crazy-ass bitch and I only like and I have a serious issue up here. I'm working through it in therapy. I can only date a girl. If she's literally
Crazier than me. Like I'm only attracted to girls who make me look like the pope. Like it's like, they were like, they're so crazy that I am. Less crazy. I don't even know how the funds on that,
I don't know.
So that's why I don't date girls is often. I'm trying to work through that like dating girls is also just weird in my position because a lot of girls will like fake it because they like wanna be my bestie or like wear my clothes or I do have it like that. Like you can just tell like, I can tell when a girl is like not actually like
People are always like you only do famous girls but it's like, it's not because I want to it's just because like a lot of girls that I meet are like you can just tell they're trying to like yeah date me for the wrong reasons. This tiny.
Was that two years or how long was
that? Yeah, it was like 2 years and yeah.
What's what's, what's one thing that's better about dating a girl than dating a guy if anything,
um, well girls like get it like when you're here, you just have a lot of fun doing random shit like shopping. And like talking shit about people and like
Be in like finessing everyone because everyone like so obsessed with like two hot girls being hot together so it's like funny to watch and like yeah and Bella taught me like so much shit like she was just like I was very I don't even know if I would have moved to LA if it wasn't for like you know what I mean? Like I was very new to all this shit and she taught me a lot and like she's she honestly is a very, very smart
girl. How wide? How did you get connected with all these people? Even Paris. Like how does that even happen?
Bella, I tweeted that I wanted and she was like, in a period of time where she just dated like Scott Disick.
And then someone else and like she was kind of dating people, you know, like and I tweeted, I want to date. Bella Thorne next. And then she saw it and she slid in my DMs. And I saw her at a fast. I saw her at a festival and I was like, Kiss Me. Did it up? People took a photo. She said, I said that and then people took a photo and then we posted it and whatever. And we were just kind of like, fucking around at first, but then we just never stopped hanging out and like, I loved her so much and like it was just damn
it. That's a good strategy.
Never happens. That bullet hasn't worked this guy next. No I can't eat that. That's not going to happen for you. It'd look weird but like I got there like I want to do
this. No I think you could do it. I've tried, should we try? I'm never trying. You know like I said it's
all about it on like some people. It's like, whoa, like zero chance IDI, do not think, why
not? Yeah, because I occasionally like works out, you know? Again, I'm always just trying shooting my shot sometimes things work. Sometimes, we don't, you
know, it just depends like because but I think that me and you can get away with shit like that like there.
Certain people that carry themselves a little more, like your professional. I was kidding. Yeah, and I could be like, yo, like my bad. Like, my friend sent that I create a am when he was at fucking
gal. Yeah, I was thinking that I own and I feel like you can say everything that you were kidding.
Okay, everything's of the second thing. I haven't talked about because I'm obsessed with the NBA. I don't know if you
are. I told you that my WNBA dreams? Well
yeah. I know when we hear you try out. No. Seriously I think we could. What does that La? You could play Early
spirits
But yeah,
he loved I loved the NBA like because the guys are because it's Port this for I just like and there's like the culture and like good athletes but white everyone there and I know sexy. I was like, okay, who is it? I don't know his name but what team does he play? I'll tweet it next to your down with any guy that started. Oh man, I will definitely was just that alone.
There are, I'm a
vicious. You go bench player. I feel like I've dated both men, I've dated like a McDonald's worker, like, you know, it doesn't matter what you have going for them or Soul it because they just have all the time in the world to like obsess over you. But that's terrible and I'm done. I'm clean. I'm literally I'm like a, I'm almost a year clean of men with nothing going for
them, but I think also then your expectations
Aren't too high because that fucked up to say because like you got to think like, you're a bougie girl just playing around like when you go,
yeah, I guess in those areas, I'm like, I go all independent. I'm about to do it for myself but then, no, no more of that. Sincerely, I've retired that street rat behavior. And I want someone who matches my energy,
but we go just for, like, just for fun back then,
like, yeah, like, I was just young, and we can just for fun, right? Was hot, and I had fun with them. I didn't really care. But now I'm, you know, I'm 24, because I was sitting into my day. I was expecting more and more marriage.
Sarah. Okay. Thank you know I need to be just
like wait so where I was going with the MBA thing is what's the deal with it? Like I did run a little like Google just to see if there's anything I missed. Okay and one thing that pops up is Tristan Thompson
Why is that even a
thing? Nothing. Nothing like bad.
Like but it says tana and then I honor it's like, biggest stories, Tristan Thompson. And I'm like, wow! Tristan,
because he was at one of my parties that I threw think. It might have been like my birthday, how long ago and then it was because like my 22nd birthday so two years ago and I think it was like the night of like Father's Day.
Your mother's day and I just tweeted some stupid ass shit while I was drunk. Just like about him being there something and then we podcast it about it and I don't it didn't go over very well and it was definitely
My era of just being unhinged on the internet, you know like just posting Whatever Whenever not giving a fuck, what the like consequences were like now I just wouldn't yeah maybe I don't know what we got. No no I've no we've never like interacted in person. I don't know him like he was at your party. Yeah. But he was at my
party. I don't the fuck which I wasn't invited to gave. You
definitely. I definitely did not know you at this time but now I know you and your name. What are you thinking about it
now? Yes, absolutely.
You want to be my plus one now she's gonna run. Okay, get in, get in. What do you mean? I'm inviting someone would be like yeah you should there's anybody. I know it's like a gay guy, someone would hand you their ID like only one of those both. So yeah. We're going to, we're going to be besties, I know it, you know, so the whole trip on top of things like some bullshit.
Yeah, just like random. Why, how do
they turn that into a thing? Like this is what I read outside. Just Coleman's, dude. Bro, it said, 10 emojis party. Tristan Thompson walks into a room with three guys. No, sorry, three
Girls and one, dude.
Oh, that's a wild. That's like a whole,
that's the whole conspiracy been, like, that's a fucking
no. I mean, it's my fault for ever posting shit. Like, you know, if you post some shit and the media makes it this huge thing, like that's on you for posting it. You know,
that's a crazy Spin and a guaranteed. There's a like I'd throw money that definitely something like that did happen. And it was a fucking crazy scene in there. But, yeah. Fuck you regret. Anything like, like, for like the internet and how do you know,
Push it.
No, I don't regret like I think living in regret is just a waste of your time and your energy and your thoughts, you know what I mean? Like, there's obviously shit that I can look back now grown and be like, I wouldn't do that now or like maybe you shouldn't have done that Tana like that, you know what I mean? But like not to like be all corny about it, but everything's like a lesson within itself. You know, like everything has shaped me into the person. I am now and I, you know, like I just, I grew up crazy. I moved out here super young like,
I didn't like I can write off a lot of it as me, just being like a fucking young naive, impulsive idiot, who just got a bunch of followers and money and didn't know what the fuck to
do. Does any of the bullshit or negativity get to you or?
No. I think if I do something wrong and people are coming at me like you know, like you did this and you were wrong, I can like recognize that like I can take into
account like
I can be self-aware, you know, if I've done something wrong.
But like hate comments and shit.
No. Are you ever surprised with how serious people take shit?
Yes. And I'm really trying to transition into my era of almost like how comedians like just say offensive as shit and they don't like it's like they're just joking and joking around and don't give a fuck and don't apologize. Like I that's always been my sense of humor, but I think in the beginning of YouTube things were like sensitive and canceled are on whatever but I'm trying to just get back to my roots of like, but I having a fucking sense of humor and not taking things seriously, you know.
I think I actually respect you the most because of that because you don't give a
fuck. I think it's just
like something. I used to, like, be very self-conscious. Mmm, be like, oh, yo, I'm doing this or I said this like don't wanna post that, but I honestly trained myself to not give a fuck about everything because I think today, we were just trying to entertain people
perhaps, and not everything is gonna hit and if you hyper focus on shit to that's like when I've noticed that like errors in my life, where I was like, focusing on like not getting cancelled and focusing on appeasing, a
Everyone in a piece of all the comments like it makes for shitty content because you can just tell that the person is like scared and sheltered and like you know what I mean? Yeah. So I think it's just like I'm living my life. I'm recording it. Here it is. If you like you like it, if you don't you
don't do you go through the comments like really often. Like I don't know, some people love to go to the comments, like
I'll never like a single one of them, but I know who does that obsessing about. It is like a dark spiral. It could like because you're just taking an all this information about you and in reality, like
You're indifferent to both like someone's telling you your God and someone's telling you to kill yourself and neither of those are true. Like so you have to take it all with a grain of salt. I like
read. Oh, you know the godfist I when I see that I personally am like but then if you put them, probably that
guy, but then if you take that, then when you're reading, someone telling you, to like kill yourself and you're awful at everything you do like, don't you kind of take that in more
or now you're not religious. Why are you hitting them in upstairs
or you run the risk of just becoming an awful? Narcissist
It's crazy that I'm scared to go down there by S is refreshing the page. Just like he's saying, I don't know,
I like to take it in because I want to know what people think because I always want to be getting better at what I do. Like, I read my podcast comments and I'm like, look, we have a hug, you
know. Absolutely. Why do I want to
go?
That's not fun. When I go together. I want to lose a country though. What do you mean?
Okay? I wanna go
down like the London like fuck or something like that. Tough, that too much to dress it
up top. I think that you've got a lot of people that are down for that and you don't need me to be if anything. I'm, what do you want to go to you? And
then the one in hotel, bro, you're rooting you on, bro. You got to like get in with a shit. If you're gonna be hanging out with me and take you fucking everywhere, I didn't hear you. This is you probably wouldn't get in. I take you with me. Yeah, that's true. Your honor. He is really well, connected. There's got to be a gun to the back.
Are you single right now?
I am
single well, I mean, obviously besides are just open open marriage as of right now. What, how do you decide if you're looking for a guy or a girl? You just look for next best person.
Yeah, I'm just doing me, you know, and I think good things come along maybe when you're not necessarily looking and shit. I also am like enjoying being single because I am such a Serial dater. Like I love to be in relationships, but I just right now, I'm in such a like, self-focus, so screwed, you
know. But,
A single means like not playing around with them like not having sex with people as well. We're just like, okay, I'm single means you're
getting all the good it really should, you know, maybe a celibate era is next for me. No, that's just too much. You never
know. I can't that's impossible.
My podcast comments were all telling me I should do 75 hard but for
you think you could Matt, how long do you think you can go without or without with being celibate?
Over under two weeks.
I think it's kind of like, drinking. Like once I was in it, I could commit, you know, like after like the two weeks of like, oh, this sucks, maybe I could like commit and do it, but I would just be way less happy. I think, you know, I know, like it's just, you need some serotonin, some dopamine, dude, especially when you're sober. It's like, oh my God.
So what's the raw dogging? Life is awful. What's long? As the you do?
Can you go 30 days? No yeah, so obviously absolutely
months. I think I could go a year if I really committed really two years of. I really committed but I don't want who hears? I don't want it. I think when I put my mind to anything I can do it,
anytime I get depressed. I got a point. We're not doing that thing. That's valid. Yeah, we're not doing. Yeah. Okay. We you look up
like people, you know sporran. Like do you watch Skies porn?
No.
Definitely do that. He's looking a shot. Don't bother you
motherfucker.
She's been on the show away from his friend of ours. Yeah. No I passionate meaningful. I'm like not like any like a casting shit. Like you know what I'm saying? Like that's just like, he really asked her to go sex tape together about. Yeah, yeah. What'd she say? No I definitely didn't have you guys hooked up. No, she dates a friend of mine, I would know.
Do not hurt my friends with a sexy
too. I thought you guys had hooked
up but that's narratives out there. I'll roll
with that. Yeah, you shouldn't but no. No. I don't care. Wait, why? I don't that's like my lately. That's my like I don't know I had someone recently say they hooked up with me when they didn't and it just like
that's not what but who lies about that? I would never lie if he's a good person. I just got a boat. One thing I don't know about, don't cap about shit. I'm truthful honest person and off that gave like your celibacy. I'm just curious.
Curious. Like I'm worried about getting like really sick because I'm already not feeling too good from the food earlier. But what you think you go like a month without a paid hand job or what do you think? Hayden job. I know you do. This guy has just tell her. Yeah.
So why not get a 350? 400 massage and a blowjob and a fucking
hand? For sure. Honestly, I completely get the best thing. Absolutely. If I did would Echo, I would go Rogue. What do
we travel so much? I was trying to get like some yeah. Like
place, especially traveling. Yeah, this is weird like this week, the epicenter of like, 80% of conversations. I've had have been people bringing up their massage handjob stories. I don't know why all week this week, like, six different people have just felt the need to volunteer this
This
way, I don't have a good one in the like, to be honest, at least the worst place to at least sucks right now.
But you think so wait. I want I want to ask around like my guy friends recommended.
Yeah, I know. But I mean there's someone you'll find I guess you get a massage too. Yeah, well they don't have to do massage fucking make him happy whatever. Yeah
oh that's good. You know like they talk they
tell me what you want to hear like that's it. Okay this is fucking weird. I don't hear about this when we can ask the question.
She asked like what I should like to take girls but like, why like to take guys like, what do you look for in a guy?
I like to thank you guys because it started to both parties, baby. They
lied about every no one look. What
did you guys? Just easier to be a little girl, and they just like, do everything off of you later. Yeah, this guy was like, carrying in my groceries and also gotta do that
shit. I was in love being a woman off of games. Pretty question, do you think like, well, what about financial like do you need a date? I know you had your McDonald's era.
Are
you? I think I have to marry someone who's successful
but definitely for makes more
than you.
Maybe as much as me or clothes, or at least, it's not about like a dollar amount, it's about someone with drive and passion who wants it and wants to work hard and is executing and is trying to do it. They're not just talking about what they want to do. So on and so forth. Because I think that like, I work pretty much every fucking day. I'm always like on a new Grind trying to figure out things. I want to make money. I like it's hard to be with someone and not like develop, like disdain towards them and be a little like if they're just like,
They don't have goals. They don't, they're not at, they're not working hard. They're not huge.
I feel like that's your the right way. Reason, I get laid. What would an ideal date for you? Look like
a nap. It's my ideal date. I sort of have, but not in, that's not like some innuendo for something. I'm so for real and it's bad because it can't be a first date. It can't be an ideal date. So I go to dinner and do it all but like, I'm sorry. My favorite thing is, once you're comfortable with someone just like rotting in a bed, eating food, watching a show, smoking a joint talking shit.
Showing me the cops. Oh my God. I'm when you guys go silent for like 10 minutes because you're both on your phones and no one's mad about it and then you just like come back
together. Oh wait my one so I know so hot just cut away. Bad. Wait, okay, Blondie this is the best
I don't want to do that. Like it's a dinners fine, I'm movies fine. Like what was that? Some
you cuddle in bed? You're like, that's the best peep real, but the Makoto's. Yeah, that is big love, bro. Thank you. Okay. There's two things that I want.
Comes out of that know. I wonder if I might see things are like, pretty woman's about like she was a score and then they, like, fell in love, right? Yes, I've never died.
Has nothing to do with me, but that's exactly what happened, but that nothing do with me. That's what I did on. My birthday was Hotel. Great hotel, room service cuddling, watch a movie, watch all six games, really good hotel. Wait, what'd he say? I got ya. I got like one thing to that. I'm starting to wonder too.
I was like, I don't know how you feel about this and then gave you can, maybe try Min, but like I'm kind of over just giving it like you ever feel. Like, I feel like, I shouldn't be giving this out for free.
Yeah.
It's all right. Why am I giving like like BBC? Like absolute lay down, some of the best I've ever had for free. Is that a
thing? You're saying, you want to start charging or you're saying, you only want to have meaningful sex? I
don't know. I'm just like tired of like sleeping with these girls and it's like, yo best they all leave like yo like I love you like types and I'm just like, why am I doing?
Yes. Hmm. Do you think that? Let me say something first though, because that's kind of his fault, too, because he loved to flex
on the girl. He went toward the best girl and I'm like, oh, I'm going to take, I'm going to take it to where they go drive to shop. He's my car, go out at whatever you like, that's not okay, for me like that or not, for me, is not okay. Like you're gonna there's enough setting upset, you're not setting up yourself for suspension, like getting a girl getting somebody to like, because like, if
you ever worry, dude, do you ever worry that?
Like let's say, you end up with a girl that you Flex on that she's not with you for the right reasons.
He doesn't he does that every week.
Have you ever been in love?
How think. So, how old are you? He just turned
29 and you've never been in
love.
I've been with a girl longest relationships on a year and a half
and you don't think you loved her.
I did in the beginning and then as it went on and on, it was like
the whole are not capable of it. Or do you think that she just wasn't?
I think I'm cute world that but I think that it also it's like it's hard with what I do. I get put in so many situations where it's like what am I supposed to do here? You know what I mean? It's I make sense
like you're saying you're doing wild weeks. That I wouldn't
love like, if I it's like if I have a girl here,
In a way, I'm on the road fucking 180 days a year.
What if she was coming with you?
That's dope. But then it's like if she's in the club with us. Yeah. Like I also want to like perform and like make sure that it looks good and like everyone's having a good time, mmm and like, female or male like there, I'm showing them love and it just like, I think it caused a lot of issues.
I mean, what do you have to be with someone really secure, you know. Yeah. Who secure with what you do and if you're being good, you know, and they know it's just
Just like a bit and whatever you can find someone who's secure the bed experiment jobs.
I really don't think it's an excuse, you know, it's real. It's because I like I think it's really hard to date me. I always tell people that I'm like listen like you're like dating me is hard because you're going to have to sign up to support a lot of the fucking crazy shit I say and do you know? And like I can that's March if I date someone I will dial it back. I'm not gonna be like a cheater. I'm not going to be awful but it's like still I'm I can't I've told my whole brand for people, you know, like dated someone and just like they hated everything. So I was like, doing way less of it and that feeling is shitty.
You know, feeling like you were having to forsake like your work and your job and what you love to do, okay? I'm going to tell you what really someone you know,
this is kind of random but even Jeff. This is off topic. You and Jeff Flake never per have you hooked up there's that like I'm just really know. What do you mean not really
oh really I'm by accident before we were like quick make oh yeah like stupid stupid
shit. Well he's really hot by the way. Yeah. Okay chill I went not I went to the this. I was seeing this girl I'm not going to go to into it but I'm at her place.
And we're like listening to music on YouTube and I go on tour like go to YouTube to search up what I want to watch and every fucking Jeff would have channels on there. Like
she was a she was a Jeff Stan.
Yes. And I'm like, yo, why is this show this show? This show your top three search. We had a huge
fight. At least, he's funny likes would know. I don't give a write it off the kids entertaining, like it's not like she's watch like it'd be worse if she was maybe searching like Noah back or a.j. Alvarez like a more. So there's a lot of their brand is just being hot.
Well I would give a fuck about that but Jeff's actually like in my opinion like a real time like just I see him around. Yeah type thing. Yeah I was in Miami At Home in Miami have multiple times. Have
you told him this story? No anytime,
no, I well he's going to hear it hopefully now. But yeah that that was a huge. That was a big fight. We had it was you care about this
girl? Or are you just bored? I did
fight because no one's like you think people are searching me because I fucking have a six-pack and like yeah you know what I mean? Like oh
you're amazing and you deserve
Someone who loves you for you
good-looking guy. Like, what's my character would like to flex young people and like I'm being stupid real character. What's your character could be your sexy bit too much. Like we all have to ask just gonna play the role but like, I think that's perfect. Do you have like a thing like that? I know now. And I was saying about this also see this like a song, but do you know,
No, like in your head like the best person you've ever slept with.
Is that even a thing? And what do you mean like? Best like the best sex you had a hell. Yeah and it was actually so recent girl, regalo my whole life of my whole life. I
think. What was that? What tells you that because? Because it was just stuff out
so much better than anything. But is that because the meaningful
No,
just cause he knows how to like
it was just like, like, he really should stop everything he's doing and do that for a living. I don't know how he should figure out a way to monetize that but man's could fuck, you
know, just even BBC. Like you wish called have a BBC. Does he have that?
A BBC. Yeah, bro, you've got to get cold
shirred so I know what it is, but you
white boys identifies as ax. It's like in that same, like you can identifies whatever you want right now. So my cock's identifying as a BBC. I don't know why. When I say, that's fair, that's fair, and it's
true. See, I knew you were
accepting. Yeah, I accept everything. That's why I accepted. Yes, that's yeah, that's beautiful way. But how do you know you just like a feeling or what?
Yeah, I just knew really everywhere. Just like any tips that we just like
stop talking about it honestly.
Call
him. It was just kind of a mutual decision.
Is there any? Like I definitely don't need this obviously, but is there anything like he does specifically? That way? You could tell like people watching maybe for like notes or
something.
I don't know, he just goes for it, everything's with like a confidence but it's good. I don't know. I think he's just really talented as well. Just everything. Yeah, nothing but a real
Burger act because I'm a nice guy. So set a successful guy. Big guy
really does have it all going from the woman. Marries is she'll be lucky.
God for an affair. Don't know who it is later.
No really does it as it goes. I can't be anybody's like so.
I'd pee, is it gonna? But I'm
insane. Are you gonna take it as disrespect? If I say that? I, I can see was a turn-on, like, I could see you being like, yo, it's a turn-on like he's married, but like, it was like, I
understand completely how you could look at me for my personality and assume
so.
So if it's a valid question, but no, because I'm insane. I could never be a side piece. Imagine like, he's married. And then I'm like, Buckingham and then I start to like him. I'm burning your house down. I'm fucking like, I actually wouldn't work either kind of psycho.
Sometimes well that would bring out the psychosocial sorry that would be. It would just get messy and toxic, I'd be like fucking okay. You want to play me like this, like buy me this room telling your wife or whatever and like no because I just want to be a part of anything like that Karma wise
Lon because if I'm
talking Mary turned on right now, you know, if I'm married and someone's cheating, everyone's dying. So, I just, I don't think caramelize, I should be able yeah.
100%, definitely not like some people love that because kind of was kind of hot like,
oh, and I've always hated that like, when I'm dating
Someone like the trifling hose that slide in like I won't tell can I like I'm like no you know what I mean? But do they show you that? Yeah good guys would show me that I guess the bad ones didn't but you know, fuck.
Loyalties are really big problem. We're having right now and it's just it's like an epidemic, bro. Your loyalty is an epidemic right now and I like lack of loyalty. I feel like I'm one of the rare extremely rare people. I can stay loyal. So you can't stay loyal. I do and I read what Ron said,
What road is he lying 45 class
title. Actually he's good. I say well I think a little bit. He's super loyal. You should definitely give him a chance. You said, you wanted to ask me something. Did you forget? No, I didn't forget pink. Leaf is going to be y
colder. No, I know, I'm getting that. Well, worry about that. I don't bark. I
thought, you know, I'm gonna tell. I'm saying it right now. Timepiece trading. Who I love. I know you by your AP from them. Need a vanity from them. Hold on. I need to thank Lee.
If for Tana, this is happening right now. So it's already confirmed by marrying, this Fritz ship, it will figure it out on buying your one, that's it. Okay, we're gonna, I'm
holding you to that. If I'm video, I'll take you to court. So, you're saying well really quickly really quickly, okay, but you have to lock into the Sim only explaining it once? OK, if you
better fucking lock, my driver bike while I get time to answer it. I'm gonna
ask you a question. You're gonna give me your answer. Okay. Oh my God, you find the love of your life, finally. Okay. At 29, you find love your life. She's a perfect girl. You're done with the game. You don't.
And care about the Vlog B anymore, bro. You don't, you don't give a fuck, like, you are, you are down for her and only her you don't see anyone else. She loves you for you. You want to buy her. Think she's like, oh, I don't even need it. Babe, you know, if she's perfect like she is your one and you guys get married and you're together for the next ten years after those ten years. You find out that she is your blood cousin. She's your direct cousin first cousin. Do
you say
Do you stay or do you
leave? It's sweet option or no, no me on the daily. What the hell? That's a crazy time you better stay. I'm out, are you? I am out. I'm out, I'm sick. Good guy. What about you? You'll fuck your cousin. He doesn't. Yeah, Scotty, oh fuck is cousin to if she's got money.
I think there's like a part of me that might stay how we've already gotten.
Been close to a cousin like that. No, I really
haven't. How do how did you come on over there? I don't know. I feel like someone said it to me and then I just like took an envelope that I love to ask people because I think it like tells me. They're someone's answer to that. Might tell me more about them than most
questions. Yeah. They're gonna cut this on committing suicide. God that's so hard though. And
we mean it's hard. He's whore like and you love him. Oh, that's your fucking skinny pale. Fuck.
Hang on, bro. But at that point of ten years past cross
cheering, he loves because another tick tock tick tock like that cross cheering. That's right up his fucking alley. Yeah. What's up with that?
I've got some recommendations for you. I know I don't do you thought I saw you
have a friend that's because I don't know him. I know his name but he's really hot. Let me know. Well, that's what tearing it down for
anybody Kyle think it is Kyle, Kyle works for Jeff. It's just someone that's so funny. You got a fucking I love gonna search your shit. No, you're good.
Giving heads
up. Yeah, I'll let you know. Okay. I
could really get a little talk. Yeah I'll be-i'll be-i'll of to I'll be there. I'll be super skinny like my mouth. Give me a month. I got super bowl-like
exactly now. So already you're sexy now but I love your Healthy sex. Every week, he's three weeks,
they're gonna say if in three weeks has been really well. Well, like
something that you said
like what do you out superhot? You think about like what you gonna do, whatever. But for me, it was like that legit. I was like, I cannot fucking do a diet, I cannot do nothing.
Being two weeks. I don't want to see a McDonald my friend from. I'm
so proud of you, me too. I'm so proud of you
and you're not eating shit. So,
you block out for me and all like a pizza for, you
know, that you don't want to see that. Big boy. No ice cream. That's a big
one. Very free ice cream.
No, no like,
hey, let's stop. It's like
he goes. Yo, my budgets crazy right now.
Like his monthly budget. He throws ice cream in his budget
as he said. Okay? So how is that? How is
that fair to me a day
before? I guess if you spend too much on
anything shut $11, a fucking Haugen Dawes gone bro. No, that's not fair to me bro. Why do I have to cover your ice cream habit? I paid
for all that like budget that you're paying for. Yeah, I paid for that one. I was like it
was my last day of my eating bad at a midnight. I gotta I act like he's on his last meal as
remember remember.
The best when when are you when you're 75 days off?
I'm doing 50. It's technically up like on my birthday and when's your birthday on June 24th.
Okay, so I'm in need like a couple days. I don't know. Are we in New Jersey? Don't Dune. We in Jersey. Yeah. Okay. So what are you doing for your birthday?
Little trip? I don't know where yet, maybe Turks. Maybe Hawaii from the Bartok
beautiful, where's Montauk? New York, New York. Yeah, I dropped out sure. Okay, so let's do this for her birthday. You're not
going. I need a jet, we'll figure it out.
Take the van around, no, from New
York City. No on her birthday. That's why I'm saying crits on her birthday van cleef's, coming.
You know, I was the
most expensive option that you
have. I was really trying to root for you in this, like stopping flexing thing. But then, when it's applicable to me, it's like, God can
do. I give fucking chicken fry fucking Van Cleef every
girls. Where's mine? Where's
mine? It's like, I set this standard. I don't even got
one, like, could get a bunch of fake ones that like dhgate and there's like, had a home for your, like side
pieces.
Okay. Side pieces is different for girls that come on the show, they're getting real ones. I don't play that
shit God I am a girl on the show he doesn't he doesn't get me nothing like never jewelry or nothing.
Yeah. First class lay flat. Yes poor let you spank my ass two nights ago.
Wow. How crazy is that was not for you. It was really hot.
Thank my ass. I didn't even tell me could but I didn't get it so I told him to turn around quick quick quick.
How crazy is that beautiful? Should I be pissed or know? I like to? No. No I want to see us. Now. We have an HR.
Now we have guys.
A
chart, not whenever a child policy only open for like 5 a.m. to 6 a.m. So we open up the after. Yeah. You got to be at the after absolutely jobs already, charged the best. Shout out, shout out to Hill. Okay guys, I'm good for having me. Yeah, yo, I want to say really quick. 10 has fucking unbelievable. This the first time we ever met, she's amazing, giving up in the fog real
quick. You know what? I'm Tana. You can check out my podcast canceled, but I'm just happy to be here. I just
She's happy here. Go check out
canceled. It's my favorite shirt of listen to he's always enough and Van. Cleef is coming in one month and
his brother said, it's like a straight-up countdown.
Yeah, I know there's a countdown. She's a goat. Thank you so much for coming on. Bye, guys. Thank you.
