Hey, what's up guys? Here's fa re here, we're back at it with another mommy talk. I fired my co-host. He really wasn't carrying enough. I expected more from him and he just wasn't performing. So, I kicked him off. I'm currently looking for a new co-host, if you're interested, please comment, down below. Yeah, but however, I did get out. I wonder get
out, honestly. I think I wonder what the requirements are to be your co-host,
the requirements to my co-host. It's actually
pretty easy, like helping build.
Your career. Is that one of the requirements? Yeah, for sure. So that's fair. That's fair.
Yeah, giving me tips. You actually are you do? Give me a lot of tips. It's just, you have some, a lot of baggage and a lot of negatives about a lot of baggage and a lot of negatives that come along with
it and name. One -
Like actually one night actually in real, like I know you want to troll and be fun volumes. There's a very I'm not coming one, okay? Name. One thing is actually
negative about you.
Yeah, about me and relationship too.
Work. I
guess you're very emotional. Well, I have a heart. Yeah, of course, we all do, but your emotions drive your actions way too much, like some people can get it under control and like, balance it year. Emotion, you're taking almost died. I know your emotions carry are the driving factor for how you act rather than like putting some logic behind it and you know, that's true. Not all the time. That's another one of your ego is insanely big.
How, what's big about it?
What's big about your ego? First of all, set, the whole 260 thing and wanting to fight all of these actions Riders. Did you see Sean came at you? There's like, I'll fuck him up. He's not my
gun. Not only that, I saw, they would, they would literally, like interview, random. You have CP random people are just getting asked. This question. Yeah, Would You Walk sirs even? Yeah. Damn. I permeated those Industries like crazy man. Yeah, pretty cool.
Would you fight one of them? Just for the
Looks for the bag, like the bags enough like half a
mil. I mean, originally happened was out of, that's not enough. Fuck no. What the hell?
Like a douchebag, half a million. It's a lot of money to a lot of
people know. Well, it's different, right? Obviously, it's the metrics are not the same for me at this point. And what I lose based on everything else is like could be a lot greater than just getting five hundred thousand dollars, right,
500? You wouldn't fight someone no, that's not enough money. To fight
someone like do amount of money that would be generated from that would be way more than 500,000 dollars.
Okay, so why would I be like it would because it's such a viral joke at
this point, it is. So what would the bag be like for you to fight someone?
Who'd be Mills honestly? Even if it wasn't money I'd rather if I'm going to fight someone this way, I wanted it to be originally I was like I want to fight Logan Paul MMA. That's what I want to
do i'mi'm a I think side street
fight. Well schrieffer yeah well that's when he was saying whatever I was like yeah. Okay come to my gym. I'll just fight you no cameras. No nothing. Just because I felt a little bit, you know, I felt a little disrespected because the way he went about it which is fine. I get it. He felt disrespected or whatever. And then
For me, it's like it's not so much a do I need money? I need my, it's not money thing. It's more like, I wanted to be a big-ass event and it to be dope. And then like, if I have a lot to lose the other person, has a lot to lose. It would be dope because like I just find a fighter, they have everything to gain, nothing to lose, they just fight me, you know what I'm saying? Like by Lewis
girl like if you're doing
it if you want to do that I guess I couldn't see you know Ringo. I mean what about your sweats? And like a regular cheese? Yeah. But I think you're too like brolic to be a ring girl.
Well, you know I'm saying, thank you.
What if we want like double-teamed like you and I fought another girl and girl, were talking WWE growing guide Duo and you like tap me in and then I fuck up the girl. And like, I be honest with you, I would love to do WWE. Yeah, that would be good for WWE that before have the drama going to that drama. You can make the drama. You can see ya, guys, we upgraded. So, we had, we had this from a few weeks ago.
We're done with that. We have that now
and now look how look at the
process, right? Yeah, this is really. We've grown a lot. This is our third episode and we've grown every time. Look at the wall.
Wow, it's a wall.
No, it's also though. Soundproof things exactly. So we don't sound was
my idea. I hated spending that much money,
but this is crazy. This Parts crazy. I should just tell the truth. You you like literally did not want me to spend you're like, oh my God, please. Don't spend the money. Don't like, trust me. We need
to. I'm really cheap though. Like it made me cringe you spending so much money on this room but it's fine because this is going to pop off and we will make the money back. I lose sleep.
Every night thinking about that wide so much money on the line but it's fine
now. So still a process. Do we need to put this up? Yeah. Could you say you're having to come to it? My buddy? Oh yeah, we're hot really hard worker. Really your guy puts it up. She put the wall up, going to put this up here. We got to change the plugs, you know, because little electrical stuff here and then and then also, we got to connect the TV because we're going to have segments on here where we react, right? We're going to pull up videos, probably of you being super cringing, like, judging you and saying, why do you do stuff like this?
And then we'll react to it and then we'll also get audience engaged with it as well. It'll be good. So most of that is going to be reactions to you and your poor moments on the
internet. Okay.
Good. Did you know we were going to do
that? Yeah I guess we're not going to react too much because there's not a lot of
poor men. All poor moments. You know what someone I was on Twitch the other day. What was alive and someone commented they said Sara and Bryce
kissed.
That's not
true. I'm just I just I read it. I was like, that's
gross, but I did post take talks with Bryce and all the comments are like Brad's going to be pissed but wasn't in the neck
past few days that yeah. What happened today I was dreaming? Yeah, that's hilarious. We were
in you guys gonna kiss? No God, no, we're friends. Oh dude, I don't know.
Miami to go, you know what happens in Miami stays in my hand.
No, and, you know, it's not like that. Don't try to make me seem like a thought to the audio. I'm just saying,
like,
You know.
No, I don't know. Yeah, I take Jacob kiss price. No, it's not. That like rice. Isn't the issue? It's not like, oh not Bryce. It's like I'm just like it was the most like
wholesale prices
ugly, I'm not God. No Bryce's. I mean I'm not saying he looks so funny. Like Johnny Depp. He looks like Johnny Depp. Yeah. With the moustache in the goatee he was really nice. I may take talks with him and it was like, oh and your friend. Mike has paid for every meal he paid for every meal and then the comments like
Don't let Brad. See this like is Bryce to 60 though or whatever. It's funny. Why I was like geez like if I hang out with any guy, the internet already assumes that it's like something that's
Like more than like something intimate. They always assume
that. Yeah, that happens to me. That's happened to me forever on the internet, I can before I film concert with you is like, I film with anyone. It's like, Brad's with this girl, but as with this girl, and like didn't even matter how many videos I've done, ya know, and like that from the beginning. Like, when I used to film a Summer Rae, I feel himself with like Olivia.
I met Summer Rae. She's So Dope. Yeah, she's cool. She's good at talking to. She could talk, she can talk. Yeah, real. Where'd you meet her at? I met her on
Pod pod. What do you mean? No, it's just funny. I don't know. Pod who's bad Stein?
He's oh my God. So now you're it's so funny. I just want to disrespect tiny so bad right, don't disrespect. Because I like he's like no, we have a pot, he knew her having a pot. Now he's like, we maybe I should consider on every episode.
But the thing is, I was on his pot and I was barely talking. He had literally his back turned to me. And I didn't say I didn't say much, but afterwards, he texted me and he was like, sir, I want you to know, I really appreciate you.
Then mode me 750.
Yeah. Just having you on there for a title and the
thumbnail. I
know that's sick.
Good job.
Anyways, I thought that was really sweet of him
to have you on for a title and
thumbnail, know to send me 750 and
65 came back for the, to his debts that he owed you,
okay? Okay. Now I just seem like, I'm don't know
what I'm talking. Oh, you're good. You're good.
What should I not film? Was signing any
more films. Tiny he loves you. He's
hilarious. Yes, he's funny. Yeah, he's
funny, he's good. He means well most time
This is
I'm no, I think he does mean. Well, he does.
But the question is, really like, who are you going to fight? Because you were talking about like, I'm boxing. I'm a boxer.
Okay. I never said I'm a boxer but I said I want to start fighting. I literally brought I kid, you not, I boxed with Bryce and like the trainer out that gym or whatever in Miami. And after the session I've never felt better like even workouts and stuff boxing was different. I was like so sweaty and I felt so good.
Are you planning to fight someone then like it would you do?
I would be down. But I also want to fight someone that's never fought before because last time we talked about this and you said I don't have the dog in me and
I don't I still don't think of it all, I
know. And I've thought about it a lot recently actually every night I think about it and I want to have the dog in me.
I don't think you just get the dog in you from wanting to have the dog. And you, I think it's like you're it with it because I wait, you should have it in you trauma. That's how you have it. Yeah,
I'm going to, I'm
Gonna get
more, you got it. You're gonna get more, trauma. Probably you got to explore your existing trauma more. I think that's when you really get the dog and you or, or just repress it and then let it come out and the physical in the fight.
Yeah. No, I would love to box. I'm going to start taking lessons and classes fight. Who would have we talked about the slabs last
partner, who would you fight? Now it's been times as last podcast, which you actually fight
someone. I would fight someone. I just can't think who because it has to all make sense. Like, you were saying before, as to all make sense and everybody Sigmund or what? No, not Katie.
He's dope. I don't want to fight like Katie or faith because they're both my friends faith. I think my dog, you know, Faith would absolutely kill me,
but she got beat up in her fight though.
Yeah, but the girl had fought once before, so she was like no faith. If Faith were to go fight again, she she could do it. I know she could
face. Again, brolic to
Faith is dude. She's gone so much
leaner. She's like this at the gym all the time.
Yeah, no. Faith could fuck someone up for sure. Like I'd want faith in my corner, really? Yeah.
Hmm, But I actually like like Katie, I don't want I would never want to fight
Katie.
So the so then the question is who do not like as if you're going to fight me. You're like, dude, you have to not like them because I give we're saying we're going to find you got to fight some of you don't
like or someone by just don't know. It doesn't matter if I like them or not but I can't be friends with them. Like Katie and Faith are the two people that I am friends with. Hmm.
So, who do you not like Pitch Out people and I'll say, up a file item or not?
Girls.
Damn,
Becky Hill. I think you'd know you did beat her up.
I think she'd beat me Becky Hill. Yeah, fuck. This is why I shouldn't fight because I think anyone would kill me.
Why do you? So the way I thought you was just talking moments ago by having the dog in, you know I'm saying how I want to have the dog in me? Yeah, well you don't just want it you either have it or you don't.
How are you going to? How are you going to get it? You're gonna wake up and be like I have the
dog you know I'm going to train and when I was training with Bryce, the boxer said he was like looking in my eyes. He was like, no, like you have it in you. He literally said that, he said, like, if you train like, you got it, like, you want it. I was like, yeah, I want to want what I want it like the dog in the dog in, you know, and I want to like be good at boxing. More of an ego thing. Like then if I'm out, like if I'm out or something and a girl steps on my foot and then like what the fuck.
Bam. So you want to get just base?
On that right there, you know, I just knew
no, no, no job and then because I'm sitting down you have to Pivot a little bit, what you were like, bam, dude.
So you want to learn how to box. You could be people at bars. That's like the most irresponsible thing of martial arts ever. Most people learn how to fight, then they find. They're like, okay, I'm not going to fight, you know, don't you? Like, I learned these skills so I go beat up bitches out of bar.
I guess I'm
irresponsible. Yeah, shit, man. That's how you get the dog in. You, you know how you
document. That was just like an example. I'm just saying in general, if someone crossed me then I would just know. I could fight them if if one thing led to another obviously, I'd like to deescalate the situation first. Oh,
now you dies course not, not sticking my shoes bitch. Hey,
yeah, of course, first deescalate, but like, if she's like starting to shove me, then I'm not shoving or slapping. I'm punching and punching and knocking out.
And knocking out a good night.
That bedtime bedtime. Wow, I've been sleeping. Great lately.
Why I've
been up playing fucking video games with Steve, like an idiot? Really like a fucking idiot. Play video games, bro. We have to do this. I've been doing this every podcast, OverWatch awareness, more people need to get back in OverWatch. You know what OverWatch is? Why? That's a problem. Exactly. OverWatch is one of the greatest video games ever made we've been playing a video game. Yeah well maybe you should start. I've been streaming it. I'm a
a fighter. I don't like oh you're a
fighter. I'm planning to be a fighter. I can't play video games, have to be hitting the
bag. You could still like play video games, Sean plays video
games,
Dude, can we talk about that? Why was he so chill? In his fight
sugar. Sean?
Ohh, Sean. The other guy that you saw Strickland. Yes. Strickland,
okay. Well, I was talking about sugar, Sean fighting. Anyways, I don't think he plays video games in fight Camp so that's irrelevant but we're talking about Shawn Strickland
now. Yes. Why was he so chill? He was like just standing upright dodging everything and then all of his hits wood
land, okay? So this is what I was listen to the post-fight thing and Cormier was talking about this with
The other to forget their names a girl. And the guy, the other two announcers in the UFC commentators and obviously like is he's been champ on and off on and on for more than most people in that in that category and there's a ton of videos, they were talking about how, like, you can go and, like, look, oh, like, you could see this person fight, all these people and see, all their weak points. And they were saying, how, like, you're not having, like tons of videos on Sean Strickland, because he wasn't as popping as a fighter. I wasn't as chant people aren't all eyes.
Jean him. And it's interesting when he said that because it's like I'm not saying Sean streicher went and looked at a bunch of YouTube videos on how to beat this fucking easy guy but there's a lot more homework done. All you see on how to beat him less homework on Sean Strickland. Yeah so like that or that fighting style of his is super like I guess kind of unorthodox for UFC it's like a boxing stance like it looks like Floyd Mayweather way. He's you see how when he walks he goes like this. Yeah those is oh that's like a boxing thing so it's not
Is not typical of like all the other people that had a saint has been facing and I also just like don't understand what happened with Israel. It's like he seems like you just like
Didn't try, which is the weirdest thing to say because obviously liked what he was right about. You said, do you think a drake? I was like to do you think the Drake curse?
Fuck, what Drake, because Drake Drake,
bad dream about 500,000 dollars and and you know
he lost it but it was steak steak
money. Yeah, definitely. Not his own money but regardless, okay, I don't know. But credit has to be given to that Sean Strickland guy because he, he fucking, he beat the guy at his own game and made it look
easy. He made it look like he was
Sweating, he didn't catch one hit. He look, they said he was. Stay said he
was, I don't know how true this is, but they were commenting. They said he was doing like 20 rounds. He's like when he's in his training, he's 20 rounds or 50, right? Rounds was like nothing. He's fucking chill and it sounds so chill. That guy was he was chilly. Yeah, she was fine. No, Honestly though I was watching that. I know everyone text me right away was like, oh, there's dudes fucking, he's an
analyst texting you. Why are you
Jacob? So be Steve. Steve bet Steve wants
85,000 on him because he bet 5,000 on he was Underdog. Really? Yeah. So he won he won twenty thousand on him but yeah watching that fight you're just like because I thought okay this fight is going to go like this is he's going to come do his thing. Tap, tap tap move around everything he was doing but the guy wasn't going to do any anything enough to make it a point to take the title from him, because that's how a lot of is he fights are just like hit hit back up leg, kick leg kick hit back up and it's just kind of boring but once he
At him because he watched the fire watched it once, he caught him and knocked him down. I was like, oh, this fights over unless this
analysis on want to round 2 round, 1, round 1. Yeah, that's I think a thrown off. They were playing cat and mouse the whole time.
Shawn. Look at the whole time. Yeah. The whole time and yeah, he knocked him that once. And I was just like, oh shit, this is unless he gets him down once or knocks him out or whatever, submit some Sean's gonna win this fight. And that was really, really fucking impressive. And I think as they're saying it's like one of the, like the
Just the biggest upsets in UFC history because like, no one thought that
would have had the odds were really biggest one a lot.
Yeah. Yeah. I wish I bet.
I wish I well, I'd lose your money.
No. If I wish I bet on
Shawn. Oh yeah, of course looking back. It's beyond the say that. Fuck.
I'm supposed to interview Sean next week. Dude. This was shit out of you, dude.
What did you not see the clip? He was kind of aggressive. So what?
It's fucking marketing, dude. That's sick there. Got to be part of that marketing for that fight. That's
dope. Oh that was before the fight it was right back clip Yanina and
Sean? Yeah, right before the fight.
Oh I thought it was
after. Yeah, I love all you see fires are biting it up. They're eating
it up, man.
Are you going to Miami this week thinking about it? Why?
Well, I want to do that pot with Shawn for someone to go to Vegas first and then I want to get a pot in with a 10-inch Nico about the live stream stuff and then me and Steve are also filming our pod. I think the first episode in Miami. Oh that's cool. So go out there for like a couple days and come back but you just went. Yeah I just want and you just were fighting people boxing. No I did you do out there
so Bryce.
Zach, both told me let's go to Miami. We're going to go to timepiece trading and we're going to film with Aidan and Seco stream stream boxing. That was the plan and
then assuming Bryce got invited to go do
that. Yes, yes, yes. Okay.
Not you, yeah, not me. Okay, clearly clearly, yeah, sorry, it's fine. It's about anyways. Yeah, they invited me. I was like, okay, I'm
down there like the side
piece.
Yeah. I was like more just there to
Baby. So here you want to come in
like like take snapshots for us.
Be a girl in our
content. They don't I mean yeah maybe a little bit of that but they don't think like I'm a whore. I don't know what you're getting. No, not that at all. I'm just saying
like be a
thumbnail. Literally Bryce was like I think you're the one girl. And I LOL, that's the exception of not being a whore.
So I'd appreciate it if you put
some respectable, that's what I'm saying. I might use you as a thumbnail. Not like not a
ho snap thumb. Yeah, yes, I'm not saying that horn.
Oh, no, that's insane. I
wouldn't say they can find better horse than me. I
don't think you're a whore at all. You're like the opposite of
that. All right. Well,
thanks. Yeah. Thankfully you wouldn't be here without your
or yeah. Thank you. I appreciate it.
Not be doing a podcast with or? Yeah. Shoutouts Hannah. Cheers.
What, what do you mean? Shout out to Anna. What do you mean? Shut. What does that mean?
I'm just saying she has a podcast as well. Oh, with a whore. No, with her
friend. Oh, oh, curses something? Yeah, right.
No, I'm saying she also has a podcast. Why are you guys putting words in my mouth? He's crazy. Kind of seem like you said shout-out. Tana the fuck is that mean like that's so Random. Yeah. Why is that random?
Dude, what you laughing?
What is so
goddamn funny. What's so funny?
It's like me being like, yo, I hate idiots. Shout-out Bradley Martin. Like it. Like it makes it sound like you're the idiot.
Like, I don't even think of it. Like,
that's crazy. Then why did you even bring her
up? No, she has a new podcast with her friend Brooke and I was gonna have them both on my pots was like shout out to an
emoji. Oh who gave you that idea?
Who gave you that idea me you said have
Tana. I said have tana and Brooke on
it. Oh well there you go.
Perfect. That's why I was we're here now. We're full
circle. Say thank you.
Thank you Mojo. Appreciate you
don't pretend like it was your idea.
I didn't. I just say thank you so much. Appreciate you.
Thank you so much let's continue
whatever I want gravy with them and that was about it. But clearly you didn't want to be in the same like State as me at the same time or else we could have coordinated and you could have want the same time. I
went I was like listen.
I knew you were going to come back, we're gonna have a podcast. We're going to talk about it. You didn't know shit what we have a podcast every week every Thursday 11 a.m. subscribe, you motherfucker? Okay. No we do it every week by new year come back and you're going to talk about it. I knew your and come back with all the tea. Yeah Aunty did you
get? You'll come back with t NEX. Next time, I don't really collect E. I didn't really collect he either because like they were going out, rice was going out and like didn't go out, I didn't go out. Yeah, it seems like you. So I just stayed in the hotel got salmon for room service. And uh,
Campbell died. 300 up on one. Blackjack,
it's my game. Perfect.
Yeah, I love it. I'm a
DJ that I love
gambling. I love gambling. So sad. How much? How much is the most? You've lost gambling
25,000 why one time? What one hand?
No wasn't one hand or two
hands? Wait, five thousand
five? That was like three, three hands. Four, hands out hands. Damn. Were you playing in high limits?
Yes. Claim
Steve in
Drock at Red Rock. Yeah,
that was painful. I did it for a YouTube video, then I was at
immediately regretted it because you're not making 25 back
on your YouTube video. Losing that, that was a different time.
I can't even talk about that
time. Why? What was that time?
I can't, you talk about that? I keep my podcast, good say, what
time that was the gambling. Those are like the gambling days. Like, see you again before I knew you. Yeah, we would gamble all the
time really? He had to generate times, like you think you're addicted to
gambling? No. Not at all because I will be
doing it. I definitely see myself getting
addicted. You should stop then because it's so it's just too fun. But, here's the deal with gambling. This is the thing. People listen to this. Obviously, it's like telling someone you should never drink alcohol. It's like,
Dude, we've all done that. That's like you obviously don't do that but like it's hard for me to tell someone. Don't do something. Try, not to be addicted to something. That's a fucking problem. The key with gambling in there really is no key, but just take this advice for what it is. It's just knowing when to say when it's like knowing what to say one. Yeah. It's like the having the dedication, having the be able to say, okay I'm $500, I'm playing with that, if it's gone. It's like okay, if I was going to, I talked about before, it's like if you're going to go spend money on like, movie tickets, are like go out on a date. You're going to Disneyland like five, hundred dollars gone.
Gogi, if you're gonna gamble, you have to be willing to lose all of that money. Yeah, and nothing more. That's when you, if you could have that that dedication and say 500 that's it. If I lose it I'm gone then you could
have fun but usually like people quit right before. They're about to win big.
Well that's just that's when you that's a problem you're starting to sound like Steve that's when it's like he'll say that you only lose when you quit. Right. Exactly. But if that's if you have this I'm not a quitter. Yeah but you know you also don't have unlimited bankroll
You had a limited bankroll and you could just keep gambling then yeah,
well I dragged your credit card on my phone and I've been withdrawing from
that. Wow, that's good to know. I was wondering what was happening. Yes, we should stop
that. No. Just because you should never stop. You were just saying the best advice is to never stopped all about, not quitting. Yeah. So I'm not going to quit gambling, you know what I think.
I think I think I was thinking about this and I was talking to the boys about this the other day. I think it'd be cool.
Maybe I should have promote this because it's terrible to say, but Jacob, you could chime in here to get new addictions, just to beat them.
Think about it like the other day. I was like damn one of our buddies has those like those like little nicotine pouches. And I was like, oh, I could I like this, it helps me mentally because nicotine is a cool. Nootropic and like, without all the smoking, all the other bullshit, I was like, oh, I could take these. And then I was like, What if I got addicted to this? Just to beat it, you know what I'm saying? Just to prove to myself, I could write you know saying it's a good idea your
meat HUD. No that's not a good idea now but just don't dabble in it in the first
Place. Now, think about what do you think about it? I smoke cigarettes, and I quit. See, it's like party, that's kind of like, but you didn't do that to do it to be too. He did it because he was like stressed out, stressed out. He thought it was cool and shit, right? Because you know, I know he thought it was cool because he take pictures and shit himself. I liked it, but you also thought it was cool
cigarettes. They have an aesthetic if it's his aesthetic. Like me, are you of the cigarette? We look like idiots, but I'm saying it feels cool. If it doesn't take that
too, right?
No, just the whole vibe. It's not just the
type of sir, you have any time.
Choose. I've won. Does that mean the bird?
I love? I love
fucking trolling, Jacobin. Is that to? I'm sorry he hates me right now. We need a Care on. Jacob, fogging be so funny. Know, I really like your tattoos. Seriously. I like him too.
Stop laughing.
Dude. I love Jacobs tattoos. I loved Jacob as a person. What does your tattoo
me? I got a me and my mom actually funny story. My mom. And I were going to get tattoos on the anniversary of my Dad's passing, like we're going to get matching ones and it was two years ago exotic, basically two years ago and
And my mom flaked last minute and she didn't get one because the next day we were going to France and she was like, I'm not going to get one. It's been two years since and she didn't get
one that tattoo. Yeah. Same size. No,
she was going to get a smaller like like we were just both going to get
birds. How come you haven't met him? Hold, it haven't held her to it. Like, come to it.
I don't know. Maybe she just doesn't want to but like, it's fine because hold it out, like, you're gonna fucking tattoo. I'm not going to force my mother to get a tattoo.
No, don't do that. It's not a good idea.
No, it's not a good idea, it's not know, I would, it's not fucking mean
but like I should bring it up to her again.
With a little more Force. Now, I'm not aggressive towards her.
No, of course not.
But
but a little Force, maybe
she kind of left you hanging on that.
Do. Yes, she
did. What's your mother's name?
I'm not saying why is her first name? So you can look her up and then hit her up. No, just a first
name. Victor, Victor, you got to get the tattoo. It's official. Now, her daughter says you have to. I think you should. It's a cool tattoo.
Thanks, what does it represent?
It's a bird is a bird represent to you.
I bird means more
than that. No, it doesn't actually just just a bird. Yeah.
Oh shit. Just add of just flying in the wind, Freedom, free.
I'm Monica America, that be an eagle need a fucking Eagle, right? You should get an eagle on this
arm wide look like an idiot bird and then the eagle
you look at the fucking Savage. What do you mean? Look at you just
don't want any more tattoos.
Oh damn you're like me just one. That's only one. Yeah. Damn you're like me. Hmm. We're like the same. We have one, I have one. This one means a lot to me. That means a lot to you. That's honestly. Why didn't get other tattoos even though like there's I get hitches for tattoos all the
time, so do I,
I want a tattoo right here.
Why? I don't
know your beard would cover it. Like right
here. What would you get Brad? I don't know. Like a fucking like a
actually have no idea what I'd get. Yeah. I have literally zero idea with what I'd get the fuck you reading text messages.
Sorry, I was just reading someone texted. Who's that? Who did Kanye is dropping album?
What? I don't even know. That's true. I don't believe any
graduation to
Jacob. Was that real?
You actually heard that?
Yeah, told you would you not believe me if to fact check
me? Well, no, I just Jacobs like is like is like a Jamie? It's like goes at real pull that up and then Drake album is coming out, that's weak. So excited
for is it this week? I can't wait for that, man.
I'm excited for that for real because apparently they're like, they say, it sounds like Drake Drake, you know, like the
yeah. That's what he told me. He's like, I sound more like my old self told
ya. Mmm. That's fucking bullshit. But
regardless. Oh, but I did.
sure, I was watching Tic tocs and I saw like I think goes on tannaz podcast or on someone's Tana was in the clip saying how like, oh Drake like invites influencers and stuff
What like to is like shows or two parties. Is that true?
I don't think so.
Who said that?
I don't remember. I think Tana was in one of the clips.
I've never heard of that.
Oh, with Trisha Paytas is Trisha Paytas Santana. That's the best deal ever. First of all. But what they say they were like trigger fish was like, doesn't he? Like always invite like influencers and tana was like no. Like I've been in the same room but like, I don't think I've personally been invited but I know some of my friends that have been hmm. And I was like why have? I not gotten and an invite, do you? Yeah.
Maybe it's because like maybe a little too brolic to Jack to Jack.
Maybe you should start
boxing then he'll like it, I don't know when he'll like
me. I don't know. I don't know. I actually do. I just want a conversation with him about what would you? What would you? This is great because I actually would love to interview Drake. What would you talk to him
about what I talked to him?
Yeah. Like what would the conversation? Be
nothing. I just like sit there and look at him.
That is extremely boring. You had you don't have a
question. I would ask if he got work done on his face.
Interesting. He's to be ugly. Interesting. Not ugly but like he didn't look the way he looks. Now,
what could you get done?
Like, I don't know what's in your last job, that kind of Rich. You can get anything done.
Just like you be like, I want my face to look like this and they just do it.
Doesn't he look different than what he used to
like? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, yeah. I mean it's like the beard is the beard. I don't know. What else changed. I don't really look at them, so
intently like his eyebrows. Like are way better.
Well I mean can't you just get your eyebrows
done but like this more hair on the middle?
You think they put hair and
eyebrows be so far
apart and Yankee? Whoa. Maybe he just got his eyebrows done. Yeah but differently.
Maybe.
I don't remember his. I just feel like you were thinking of that weird-ass meme that Faith pulled up. I was like, look at drag because I did that one. Exactly. I
asked faith. I was like, Faith. Let's go to the Drake concert. And, you know, like as a child, like if you ask your mom, like Mom, let's give up dolls on the way home. She's like, no, like we have food at home.
Home. I texted Faith. Like, hey Faith. Let's go to the Drake concert. She's like no Sarah. We have Drake at home,
just because the guy just turn the
music and Spotify on. Wow, laughs. That's so funny. Right? You can't be there so funny
together. I know it's a funny do. Oh, I know. Oh my God. You guys should have a podcast. I know honestly podcasts are fucking what do you think about podcasting in general?
Curious.
What do you think about the way content has changed and also your relationship to it? You enjoy it as
much making content? No. Yeah. But you know why, I think it's also because like like one it's kind of going down or when it's plateaued or the it's not the same engagement as it was or it's not as nice as comments as it used to be. Yeah, I'm just, like, fuck this today. I was literally thinking, I was like, I'm done. I'm done, I get my MBA in four weeks. I'm done with social media.
Yes, I am. I'm so over it. I'm not doing this anymore after four weeks.
Well,
we have to do the podcast though. No literally, I don't want to be anything involved. So like there's four more episodes of this and then we're done or you can find a new like co-host. My new mommy, any mommy? No, don't say like that, like Mommy.
No, Mommy Mommy. Yeah. Mommy new mommy, mommy or daddy?
No seriously. Like are you are you?
Yeah, I'm actually done. I'm so over it.
Okay. Well like let's start comments. Just
trying to get to me like the negative comment or starting to get to me like the whole
the little boy ones.
No. Not even a little. I don't give a fuck about the little boy. Once I get to the ones that are, oh, this guy, this guy, this girl has like nothing going for. Like she's an idiot and I'm like, they say that you. Yes. And I'm like, maybe I'm thinking that, you know, I have a podcast. Like that's what I'm saying. No, I'm like, maybe I don't portray my best self on the internet and I'm so over it. Yeah.
Maybe I play to be too dumb compared to what I actually am. Like, I make so many jokes in my YouTube videos. I make so many jokes with you like bantering and maybe like, that's not like, really who I am. I don't want those calling. Oh, this girl's a fucking idiot.
Let's talk about that because I literally had a conversation with a friend the other day, literally about content and exactly what you just said because so this is interesting when I first started making content.
Obviously, I was just like Jim banter, fuck around. And then it kind of just got to this point where, like that's kind of all I started to do. But the reality is in the very beginning, that in the thing that actually made me, I think, in my opinion, more successful in the beginning. Till now the Carlotta, my content would revolve around like, just conversation pieces about where I was at my life and what I was dealing with and I got far away from that because you know you film those videos where like you sit and you talk about something very meaningful and audiences like where are the bitches that and just like your fuckin it
This view, is it gets engaged because not everyone's ready and willing to like have those sort of conversations because it's like more difficult to hear like something about someone else's life that makes you think more deeply and intensely about your life is kind of sometimes just, it's less comfortable than, oh, there's girls and this and that and all this, like, extra shit that I just kind of like delved into myself. Personally, that like, I got away from the, the the trueness of myself, in a sense and like just sharing like, hey, this is how I think this is how I feels what I'm going through this, where I'm at, in my
life.
We literally sold our souls. Yeah. Like, in a way, we did kind of sad.
It actually, once I started, I want to. I mean, but I didn't actually sell my soul though. I don't know if you did because I there's actually no,
no. We, we both did. I didn't actually sell myself, but you did Brad. I did, you did. Where is it who bought? It's what you just said, like you fucking cater your thing.
Well, this is what I'm saying right now. Say
what you do? Do you, I'm ready to
stop it.
Straight up. It's fucking cat. I'm going to stop it. Stop it right now today. What I'm going to stop doing bullshit. I mean, listen, there is naturally naturally there is dumb bullshit that I will say, no matter what, it's just what happens. But I want to be better at just at night and at the same time to it's weird to say this because like I can't just also go. Every time I talk on the Internet it's just going to be super valuable. It's like that's also just not true. It's not realistic, right? Like I don't want to make my intent now, to make content because I need to like
teach
No, but I'm in the same boat as you need to grow up. Like I want to be true to myself, rather than trying to just make people laugh. And then so think that I'm fucking this unintelligent person.
Yeah, that's what happened to me over time.
Yeah. And it's happening to me. What do I
do? So this what you do gonna cry? You should. You should cry and then when you're done crying, what?
See grow up.
Don't say you should cry and then when you're done crying, what do you actually care about? Is the question?
Okay, so when I first started doing social media, what I cared about was inspiring girls, whether they're like overweight underweight, perfect way whatever to get in the gym and to work
out. And now re fat girls.
Yes, I would love to inspire some fat bitches. Yeah, well, I just loved Jacob loves the junk. See. Like we just talked about being fuck. Fuck, it was so bad. We're so bad dude. No, that's terrible. That's what I meant. Underweight overweight like. It doesn't matter. Whatever you want. What sin? And I'm you want to use for overweight, doesn't matter. I want to inspire
I was just fucking gym.
Oh, just feel like it. Helped me
grow. I'm so sorry. Okay, seriously, listen,
I'm telling you my purpose of want to post on social media and you're making a mockery of it gets serious, you're not even serious and we get these knots
wild. Can we talk about how short of attention span we all have. Jacob, just fucked me up right now. I'm not gonna lie the way he laughed. Got me fucked up. It was funny. His laugh makes me laugh. Let's be honest. Let's get real. Let's get raw. Let's get raw. Let's get mommy. Daddy talked, here's the deal. I
I
want to make so many jokes, and I'm not going to take them right now. I'm gonna be fucking serious. Now we series as fuck right now. I mean, it's here. I'm dead.
Serious, stop cussing. Will you stop cussing to both of
are speaking? My language right now. I've been really thinking about that
too. Yeah, I want to be a better person. How do we do in that? I'm a good person. When there's no cameras and there's cameras everywhere. What? What I am a good person off camera and then on camera, it's like either she's hanging out with this person and this person and she's a slut or she
This and this and she's an intelligent or she's or she's like dating this person or doing that like, none of. That's true. But it's like all perceived that way.
Yeah, so I mean, listen, I don't think you are going to get away with just like never liked hearing those sort of comments,
right? That's why I'm quitting. That's exactly why
you're right. No, I don't think you should
quit. I am in four weeks. Five weeks, I don't know. I'm, I hope you got your title and click bait for this because that's the
truth, dude. I think you should just chill the future.
Oh, the fuck out. Oh, you just chill. The fuck out. Like, chill out. Cussing me Source. You should chill out for real. No, you should chill out. We can we got this?
I'm falling off. You know, everyone's being heard before we get on this broadcast are goes you have the 260 thing. I gotta get something I needed. Fuck it. I'm falling off. I hate this show but you're not. Yo, I'm 130 though.
I'm 1:30. So I'm just going to piggyback off you.
Yeah well that that would make sense and be very on-brand for you. Think it's fine
dude. Don't look like you didn't want. It was a mutually beneficial thing especially in the beginning.
What do you
mean? It was less mutually, beneficial in the beginning than it is. Now now that I've given it much less, but mutually
beneficial, but I'm saying like it's not like, I'm not only leaching and you're not getting anything either. Like we do
your until we do not know what I already have talked about this. You're not a scumbag but you're right. I mean
you did you did you did put it
in there was no mutually benefit your right. Just like this shakes blowing the fuck up. It
is doesn't know you put me on but now, I'm kindly asking to be put off
no.
I'm going to put you down like a
dog. There's a far. He's
dead. What? What? They do? That movies like, oh, Yeller and
shit. I just meant like take me off the face of the internet. I didn't mean shoot me.
Like, if you're like your dad.
Yeah, you totally irrelevant. Right influencers. Only
what the fuck? What else are we doing it? No. Seriously. Okay, we really got to be serious dead, okay?
All jokes aside, I'm literally knock. Don't try to make me laugh motherfucker. No, I'm serious. I'm so sorry. I'm actually serious. I literally had this conversation and I'm not kidding. I was like, this is actually a problem because, look, I look at the same time. It's like I said earlier, I'm not going to be like, yo, I'm just going to be like boring as shit be like, oh, motivational Brad, because that's all so fucking lame, because no one's actually like that. It's just being truthful, to yourself is the key. So, like when you get on content or you get in a video like, you know,
You play things up because, you know, like you kind of got to play things
up. Fuck all that. Yeah. You know, I'm just saying it just
like oh this is what I'm doing. This is what I'm talking about is what I'm interested in. This is what I'm thinking about and sometimes every once in a while,
make a joke, play it out because you make jokes in real life
too. But the problem is and I know because trust me I feel the same way. Is when every time it's you always gotta play it
up, always fuck man. And like anyone says anything if to Plate up to the max so then it gets clipped
somewhere. Yeah. So now I'm just like, fuck it. It's not, it's not a realistic thing.
For us is not a realistic thing for anyone like to just try to like be always this fucking,
what was that hand? It's like it,
it's okay.
You know, like it be always like this, like
this. I got it. I got it nygma,
like, in, like a force of like stuff and I'm saying, whatever. Are you always looking? So, weird. Off camera. Dude. We you need a camera. You need to fuck. Is there another camera in
here? It's all good. Can I tell story?
Yes, please, this is your
podcast. Thank you. So yesterday in Miami there was a glass door, fully straight up like
Yeah, it was the size of a wall, like it was just a glassful sliding door. You ran into it. Oh my God. I ran into at my nose hurts so bad. It's got my nose is about to double in size. It's already
big.
Is this your like excuse to get a nose job? Now I don't feel like that's where you're going with
that. No, bro, look at my deviated septum.
I had a deviated septum and I fixed it. You are no shop. I didn't get a nose job. I'm gonna explain the story
Bradley. Martin got a
nose, you know, I've had a deviated septum for a long time and then I went to get it fixed because I had a hard time sleeping.
You know I'm saying like I just could not breathe through my nose properly and even I remember was like, I'm working out. I'm like why am I fucking winded? I realize I was breathing through my mouth being a mouthpiece is actually like really
trash for you. I'm a mouth
breather. You should get it fixed and
I don't want to what I like it.
Why do you like it? My deviated septum? Why? It's cool I put sets me
apart. No, it doesn't. It makes you poor at like oxygen intake. An auction in the block me. It does. It's actually really poor for you. So, anyways, I go to get this, this procedure done, we're going to fix my nose because one was, like, completely deviated like all the way flat. I couldn't. Yeah. Like, what does air come out of it? Like, no air came out of one side. I was reading. No air in or out.
There's no air coming
out. Yeah, really.
Always my mother. You got it.
FX. Well, there's air coming out of this one, but not this one at all at all door in.
At all. Yeah, you're completely deviated. You're like me.
Similar. Anyways, this is what happened. I go in and the guys like yeah, I can fix his, I'll get it like back to like 80% or like 70%. So one could go to like, want to be like 90 and the other can be like 70 or 80 and he's like I can get it up to like, 90 90, but I have to put this thing in there and I create more space and it might change the shape of your nose. I was like, no, do not fuck my nose. Okay, there was a perfect nose.
I was afraid, your nose is perfect for your
face. I was afraid to have like a fucking. Yeah. And then like what? A? My nose got bigger
something. We go like this.
Are we doing? Oh, damn, you to clean that? Yeah, I know that's different. That's okay. But damn, it's even,
yeah, you should go and get it fixed. I swear it'll make
you pay.
He did it for me for like free. Basically why so homey and I do a little shout out and
shit. Yeah, put me on. He's
dope and he's also a nose doctor. Would you have
to have like the whole like a black eyes? And like was your shit wrecked for
weeks? Not even it was like two days. The recovery was so fast because I didn't do like a full nose job. I didn't do any of that. I just he went in and like cut he like open something up and
Just like clear the air,
whatever. Okay. What can you do that for me?
Can you put me on? Yeah, he's an incredible.
He picked my nose too. For me, I don't know. We'll pick your nose.
You know what? You know, I'll tell you another funny story about that, which is one of the weirdest things ever. What drug did they give you that puts you under? I don't know what the name of that drug is but it's a drug that puts you to sleep anesthesia. It's anesthesia by don't know what kind of drug. It's a specific draw. Okay, right. So they give you one drug. I feel like it's like a
Like, it's like fentanyl but it's some drug seriously. That's a drug that they give you right before the anesthesia. They're like really relaxes you. And then the next teacher just like knock you out. You go to sleep. I remember. I'm sitting on the thing and they had me on this like, like strapped down to like a like a tin. I feel like I was on like a tin thing and they rolled me and I'm like this and not, I'm not gonna lie because I knew I was going to go to sleep. I was so nervous like I was scared. I remember telling them and I already had two IVs and everything put in me. So like they already had, like the drugs ready? Yeah.
They're Wheeling me in and I was like the docks like right here on my side. Such a nice guy. And I was like, dude, I'm really nervous because I had never gone under. Yeah, Mike. I was like my heart's beating super fast and I just remember feeling my heart like
racing and you have crazy anxiety, sometimes really bad
anxiety. So I was so afraid because I was thinking like because like you know, you read through like oh someone went under in their dead, you know. Like I was like that's fucking gonna be me. So I was like shrimati afraid that like these are my last moments which is a little bit irrational.
Anyways I look at him go, dude. I'm I'm actually really fucking scared. I'm really nervous and he's like, oh you'll be in then once I said that he said, oh, you'll be good with give you something right now. He hit me with something that because it was Ivy and instantly. I was like huh? Nothing matters. I don't care about anything. I literally remember feeling like I didn't say that in my mind, I was like, even if I died, who cares? It was such a weird moment. Such a so. Drugs are fucking. Be careful. Yeah, but anyway, so then all, I remember feeling like that for like eight seconds being like I went from like complete
I
feel like death fear, like, I had so much anxiety around dying to huh. Nothing. Nothing matters at all. I was like, oh, this is even who cares? I feel great. I feel happy 8 seconds that I go by and as you know I just wake up and I had all this shit. Yeah, it was like that. And then I just just all I remember
was like put
under. It was literally that crazy fear leading up to that moment, eight seconds of like pure Bliss. Like if I died, you know my mom there was going to be great. Regardless, I'm happy. It's it is what it like zero.
So, almost, as if it wouldn't matter, which obviously would matter, right? But this crazy shift of extreme anxiety to like everything is great. The world's perfect to like 8 seconds feeling of that to like I'm just awake
now. But that was a little scary because like that sounds so nice. That's why people do drugs like just that.
That's scary
though. Like the whole nothing matters like you're just happy. Yeah.
So I think it was one of those. I think it was a, like, a high dose or whatever, morphine, or
something. I want that.
Well you can't but you can try to experience moments like that in life, you know? And you know, when that stuff happens is like if we're talking about the stuff we're saying earlier about, and I want to relate this to people outside, obviously of us, like we're talking about content making content and like making content that makes us feel purposeful and fulfilled basically, right? And people watching, it's just like, fuck content. And what we're doing just in general, it's doing the things that make you feel purposeful and fulfilled. Yeah. And not doing things just because you're doing things because, you know, that you have to, or you feel like you
After that, there's some sort of pressure to
do it just because it will equate to more money. Doesn't mean that it's the right
thing to do. Exactly. So it's learning to play in that lane and go not just cuz you have to go and do it and just do it because you actually want to do it in the more. You the more you live like that. Like this, we'll all feel better. And I know in my moments when I felt the best in my life was when I was just doing things just because I felt good and doing it. So, I think even like this like podcast stuff, like you should just treat it like that. Thank you topics, and in treat it like that. So it never actually,
A important to me. So it never feels like I just have
to do this shit. Oh your new outfit. I wanted to talk about that. Yes, this one because I have it in black and white but I do not have the
red. This is so fucking
comfortable. But like you should have not done the red hat as well because now you look like a
fucking gang member. I'm a fucking gang member fully dripped
actor. Age set up.
Okay? Sorry, we just talked about this and I just reverted
I'm not a gang member, I just really like this color. Red is actually my favorite
color. I know of all time, I can tell by your big fire
truck, I look like a big. Oh,
that'd be funny you, and that core.
I have a question for you. What car you going to get when you finally buy a car and stop being like, a typical insane person. Who owns a
Maxima? I love my car, it still runs amazingly. Why would I waste like 4050 minimum 40K on another car?
There's no reason to take a good reason do for the fucking culture. You tell us what kind of car you get right now this is for all the car people out
there if I was to get a new
car. Yeah, like you were to ball out bought a car bang dream car.
I buy a Porsche GT3 RS or a Nissan will. So, this is my
thing. That's an amazing car, but you can't just buy that, right? This is how this works. You can't just go buy a GT3 RS, unless you get it from. Someone already has one, which they never sell it. Unless like, they need to sell it because like you can't go to Portion by that. You have Porsches is kind of shit where like you need to buy this car and have it for this long before. You can buy this car. This is you know that
right? Oh yes yes. I know what you're
talking about. Ferrari does this shit to like you know about this that's a real
thing. You have to kind of level
up. Yeah. Like you have to own this car for this myth like a 911.
Let you buy this and I'll let you know. I'm not doing all that. So I'm saying it's okay. But if you just have the car
catch me in a Porsche, whether this is what are those the cheyennes or whatever? Cayenne, Cayenne, all those trash ones. Yeah. You cannot catch me on one of those. Yeah, 911 maybe 911 fire. Yeah. Like
everyone's yeah. That's when they felt they flopped it. I'd rather have a Honda CRV a CRV baller
shit. No, I wanted 240SX nice on an old
one. Oh, that's fire. You'd like that. Yeah,
yeah. I would love that car with that but the one
In that has the headlights that open
up. But but so you're saying all the time, you run the GT3
RS, not pick the 240SX over it.
Oh shit, damn, it's like kind of
nostalgic. Yeah. But I want one that's talk. I'm gonna get shit for that because they pimped out those cars, but I
want to talk first. Wouldn't build, it know what I want the stock. That's those cars are meant to be built. What car would, what do you call do you think I
would get though?
I think the Raptors perfect for you but you drive that. Like it's a Supercar, it's crazy.
You drive it like a Supercar that car you need to shout out. It's a Toyota Twitter after what is it?
What is it? What
what is it? This is it a Toyota Raptor. Oh my God, oh my God, I don't know drugs, what is that might be as bad as the like, I don't want to cook thing.
Holy fuck, dude. You're not as bad. It's not as bad at all. No. Not
as bad because you're a girl and make sense you're not supposed to like you know
no cars that I like but I don't like trucks. Okay, what is it? It's a Ford Ford Raptor. That's what I said. Yeah, that's what she said. That's right. Ford Raptor. Toyota Tacoma Toyota Tacoma. That's why because you have a Toyota
Coma and a raptor
Dodge Ram, Dodge Ram. Those are the big to Dodge Ram for Drought to there's like buttheads G, kind of. When I might if I buy a new truck it's probably going to be the ramp. I like your car but you need to have
someone clean it last time. It smelled like pee like pee. Yeah, no. Jacob.
No
pee. You're in dog urine, dog urine. Oh, that's bad. My dog's. I do take my dog to the beach all the time. They probably will tinkle here
then. Wait, what kind of car would you actually get? If you got rid of the Raptor?
The honestly, the only car I want only car with literally Byron actually is not sure. I was going to go just by a fucking Mercedes. I was trying to say if I want like a nice Mercedes or a nice BMW just like everyday driver. I was going to buy one of
those fucking I'm
five. Yeah like one of those like four doors or like the whatever the Mercedes version of it because I just like the lights and shit I like that's why I like most
But the car that I would buy would be the Ferrari truck that's coming out.
It's coming out. Yeah, I'm not seeing pictures. You have pictures of us in the
fuck. I wish we could. That's when asking to be
clutch. Wait, what about like a Euros or is that too? Basic, I don't like you. I don't like I made that one's got. That might as well get a now dq8, right? Yeah. It's the same car. Same engine,
I think so. Yeah, I think it is but the fraud you haven't seen the four-hour chart? No, I
didn't even know. That was a thing.
Well, of course they out now. They're all having their own like truck. Whatever. There was a Lambo, the
Uris right lane was yours.
Well, what if you got a colon end? I'd be broke. That'd be bad ass. Yeah, you said you like the lights?
I like it. I like it. It's just that one feels excessive to me because it's like a fucking 600k classic you're driving around a house. You know?
It's bad ass though. Imagine picking a girl up on a date with that in the Rollie. Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going to buy one now. No to impress a girl.
No, no. Honestly, I'm, I want the Ferrari truck. That's what I'm waiting for. You just got like, and also to
Fucking cyber truck, evil eye, I pre-ordered Elon Musk cyber truck like, 100 years ago. I feel like I've literally, before, the pandemic I pre-ordered this thing and it's still not out. What was coming out? Apparently, I don't know if it's gonna come on the net within the next year or something. So that might be the car that I have now.
Okay. Like you
seen a Cyber Charter, I guess I've seen took a fucking Halo
warthog. Yeah, it does. It does. We were talking about this earlier at the gym. You do still owe me a pair of earpod Max Pros.
So, I don't know, like should I buy them? And then send you the invoice because you do owe me of here. That's a fact.
What, what are you talking about?
From what from like a long time ago being on your podcast, with a new culture, I was like, oh yeah, I'll do it like buying a pair of earpod Promax you like, oh yeah, yeah. Really. I swear to God. Why would I, why would I try to finesse you out of 500 bucks? I don't know. Totally would
but I'm sorry. Exactly. You would do
I got an idea. What? Well we're going to bake it into the seven thousand dollars. I spent to set up the
pot. No. I what do I do you really like those
headphones? Yeah I want that man. Because Faith wears them all the
time. Yeah I like hearing myself. Thank you. I can't bring myself to spend the money and you really need. You owe me a pair so we're saying was that. I'm cheap as fuck and I could not stop my credit card and it be five hundred dollars on a pair of headphones. Why though it's a good part of your business.
I have headphones, like that's what I'm saying. Like if I already have something that's working like my car, like, my maximum works fine. No issues. I already have a pair of Beats headphones. Maxima. No, it's not an Altima. They just the ultimate is not the Maximas. Oh, so it's a pretty bitches Drive Maximas. That's true.
It is
okay. So you're just cheap. I'm just cheap. Where'd you get that from?
I don't know my mom's not like that.
Damn. But you know what's funny is my best friend? Heidi is the exact same way. She's not as bad as I am. Maybe we're the same way
just about cheap as fuck. Yeah. One who goes out you guys are like, I'm not getting this. You like I do not get this
that's different. If we go out I will definitely will be both offer to pay for each other. But I'm saying when it comes to other things like we're both cheap. Yeah. Or we split it, bro. At least I don't pull the whole. I didn't bring my wallet. Yeah I see Steve this we gotta be like no I will bring my
wallet everything. Anyways I just pay with my phone, like everyone takes it now.
And if they don't I'm like Joe Jacob, you got that.
You know, Jacob always got that wallet on him.
Yeah. Well, you should start carrying yours around. I do. Did you ever find yours? Yes. Where was it? Wait, backstory, we were in San Francisco. And this guy goes manic because he's like, I give them my wallet. I don't know where my wallet is panic. Well, you were freaking out.
You just made me get you. Give me a crying voice right
now. Whatever. Where was
it? It was on the it was in my car on
the floor.
As I said,
yeah, but that was frustrating because I asked, I, you know, I was like, yo, that's my people, can you look for it? But people, the people who work for me. He said, can you look for another? Yeah, look the car wasn't there and I was like that
speaking of people that work for you. Are you gonna are you ever going to get a new
assistant? Yeah, we're looking for one right
now because I'm open to the position that is
not know. I think
I'm done doing
social media. I'm gonna pay you in fucking
Huh? I don't pay you in fucking like clout points or something.
No, I don't want clock points somewhere. That's irrelevant to me.
I got a job in cheese coins. Yeah, I can put you in Chuck-E-Cheese coin.
Nah, 20 rocks month, that's fair to deal with your BS and the baggage we were talking about oh my God,
20 racks a month,
minimum
minimum.
Are you are you going to quit social media for real?
I am. I'm quitting. Hey, you're not. I am, you're addicted? No, I'm literally going to go find a corporate job,
bro. That sounds like a whole nother mess of things you got to do no matter what. Like that's the thing. Like
yes, there's negatives everywhere. But the negatives aren't going to be people like, bashing on my like character, welcome, it is it? I agree. I don't care what people think, but it starts to it starts to pick away at me.
Welcome, why do you give a fuck? Excuse me. Why do you care?
Look at me being better
not so iron you did swear. You just fixed
herself. Yeah. Why do you care? That's so stupid.
You know what's funny is, I don't care what people think, but like the negative of it starts to eat away at me because I think that I'm, I am a different person and people see me in a negative way. And I want to prove that like that's not how I am.
They just try to keep showing up as you think you are.
That's what I'm that's why I've been doing I just maybe make too many jokes and their jokes to me but like then it just looks like I'm an idiot on the
And yeah, well, we can change that. Let's start changing that. All right, let's do it. Let's do it for real. Let's make a
pact to a civil grown-up friendship.
Yes, deal. So that is. So now we had to do things like, so how was your day today and you go to be like, well, I did this,
no broadly. We do not have to do
that. Oh, well. How do we? How do we do it this
way?
Say, my name is end of a sentence.
Sarah, how do we do it this way?
Sarah. Wait, I'd have to say it twice. Those weird sort of sort of. We how do we do it this way? Sir, that's how we got to talk
like a. Yes, proper that's a lot of work. No, we're going to be good for grown-ups. We're adults were going to act that way. You know, you have relationships and things, you need to tend to. I have relationships and things. I need to tend to two separate entities coming together for a civil talk. That's all it is nice.
A civil mommy and daddy talk.
We changed the name to all products? That's very immature of us. Is that really though? Yeah. No,
it's not how
How is that immature? That one's not immature. It's not. No I don't think I was immature. I think it's a good. It's a really good podcast
name. It is in this room looks amazing. Honestly, I'm so
excited. Are you proud actually coming together? Wait to see the
sign up straight up. I am proud of you. That's, I think, you know, you do have a lot of baggage. A lot of people, I don't have a lot of baggage, dude. A lot of baggage. A lot of trauma. A lot of negative things about yourself, but one positive thing about to you - about me, anyways, that's how I started off for not ending the podcast that way too.
One positive thing about you is that when you want, like, when you want something done, you'll get it done. Yeah. Like, you know, how to grind chords. It I'm just upset that today, you know, about to turn the AdSense on for this stuff. And mommy was here to fix that. Okay. Yeah. Well that's a
process though to your, right? Yeah.
But you're got your solid, you're a good person.
You just got things, you got to fix about yourself, don't we? Although we all do, but you better fix them. You're working on borrowed time here.
Borrowed time who's tired of my borrowing?
Now I'm getting it out working on borrowed time but you're working on limited time. We're all working on limited time. Yeah. But yours is more limited than other to sit down there. Yeah you never know exactly you never know. That's the sad part of all of this.
So we can do for the rest of the day.
I'm gonna go spend some time with my mom and I have class
Did your
mom?
Like, like the fact that you do social media like
this. No, she doesn't does yours. She loves it. Really, why?
She's proud of me because like you said earlier, everything that I put my mind to I do.
Do you pay her a monthly?
Hey, my mother for why to
bring your fucking mother?
Do you pay your mother monthly do you? That'll pay my mother monthly? Why I help my mom out with stuff? Like what like bills and
shit? Like what kind of bills because it sounds like you're just be a singer?
Wow, do you are you so
Tell them, you pay your mother monthly, I don't pay her. Then, what do you help her
with? I mean, I pay her. What do you better? Not monetary wise but I pay
her with your time
and love. Wow. It's Port
like a real daughter. Hmm, just a human. Yeah.
You feel entitled to that?
What I mean?
Like, because you give your time and stuff that you're just like
You know? Yeah, that's good enough.
No, fuck. Sometimes I do, and then I realized that that's not good enough, but sometimes I'm like, I but I do need to be better about your brother. He's my brother. Oh yeah, brother. Damn, I'm kidding. He's in San Diego. What about your brother?
He's fucking, he's probably in Tahoe, living in a van being a van and I've
got. What are you going to do with your van? Do you? Are you happy? You spent three hundred thousand dollars on it. Yes, huh.
When was the last time you turned it on yesterday? No, it wasn't. It
wasn't lying. I moved here and I washed it turned it on that already.
Absolutely not true. Got it? Ready for
what to leave where you going forever?
What, where are you going
forever?
What are you? What are you looking at? Why are you looking at
what? I mean forever. What's forever?
That's where I'm going.
What city is a
Forever land. You're dumb why?
I'm just so fucking
so what tired? You okay. Yeah tired of what you tired of me?
You're right.
Tony and do the rest of your day. I told
you. You can't play Bobby's part, you actually
suck. Okay, you
try Holland head. Isn't
she? I have no idea. I have no idea.
Where did you get those
shoes? These shoes? Yeah.
They gave me those shoes. It's a
present for my birthday. Are you happy with them? I love them. You should return them
return. These yeah. Why would I return
them?
What's that? I think they're really cool. Oh no, the, my favorite Jordans that's good.
The gray is like, you take your hat off my hat off. I can't do this. You can do it. You lose our. Come on, get your shit together. No, I can't. She's
talented. It's glued.
What's glued that
Dude, hold your shit together. You
Loser.
Come on, pull it together. You got this shit. Why would you glue? It feels good.
How does that feel good? What kind of glue did he
miss? You know, the glue with the grill on it?
Gorilla Glue,
girl, the glow.
That's it, put a little,
how much do you make a year?
Not enough,
how much is not enough more than most? So how much is that
in between enough and not enough?
Is it more than a million
dollars a year?
It's more than most
is it more than two? It's more than a lot is more than three
more than I need some more than three. It's more than is necessary to live a comfortable life.
That's what I thought. Yeah, about you.
Not enough. It's
never enough. Huh? Never as
you. Okay. No.
What's wrong?
I'm going to hit traffic going home. I should just crash
should just crash and then get a new car
finally. No. And then get an ambulance because it'll come out in the fast lane.
They'll charge you five thousand for that. What? Yeah. I remind them for your insurance. Seriously.
I don't have insurance.
He is Jacob.
He's riding dirty still.
He's riding dirty, trying to buy Scion.
Cyan cyan. I have that. Yeah, trying to buy his way out of a
Scion.
You make no sense that literally made. No sounds. Well,
he has a Scion. Yeah. I want to buy his way out of a Scion.
Into a new car.
Can you guess what card is?
Yes. It's an MP3 or and I'm for
no super oh. Now he wants a super. Yeah.
Let me get a next week
as supers have the same engine as a time to write
and 340i
D4.
Can you not do that? Do what? Don't stop smacking. Sorry. So it's actually gross. That's really gross. Don't do that. Okay, don't do
that. I'll do it. Would you guys rather have a pretty face or a nice physique? Nice physique. Like I sent it asserted.
Nice physique. Nothing you assert
its isn't not, that's just another question. Yeah. Oh wow. First question physique because it's functional too. Could be functional,
I'd have to go nice glutes over. Nice boobies.
So you're this question is in regards to the opposite sex? Yeah. So Sarah would you rather have
Be arms, or have a dude have big arms or
big-ass big arms.
Big arms and shoulder are big lower body. Big ween, big, big, big quads. You just took it to a whole different level buddy. Its lower body,
I think upper body probably matters, more
said that wiener size don't
matter Jesus you know, I don't know, I'm overwhelmed now, I don't know, I don't know the answer to this question.
Big upper body or
Big lower body, including ween.
I just don't like that. You're saying that
part. I know somehow he says we need. This
is one that I just can we
not. So what's more important than a body or lower
body? I'm going with upper body for the third
times and ween don't matter.
Correct, moving on to
Brad. What's the appropriate wean? Sighs. Oh no, you had to hit her with that
doesn't matter.
Queen.
It was a queen answer.
Thank you. It doesn't matter. Moving on a brad.
Okay, go ahead.
Lower body.
The question was not presented to yet.
Oh, I thought we were dancing the same one, everybody. Okay, 100%. Would you rather have a girl with a lot of money or a fatass lot of money? I don't care about money at
all.
You're telling me, okay. What's a salary? You would give your girlfriend. Say she doesn't work and doesn't do anything.
And so what is she? She doing something for
me? She's cooking, she's doing your, the chores that you think are every woman should do. She's doing
those? And she's like, cooking and all that. Yeah. What's everyday
like? Yes. But what's like
her credit card? Kind of like, as like an assistant to like she liked helping me with my dogs and stuff.
Sure, yeah,
yeah.
Hey, thank you, Mom.
You doing all that all the time? Yeah it was you could spend that. That'd be dope because then instead of like because like a rationalize it like, instead of paying like an assistant, couple thousand bucks a month. Someone's getting more joy out of it. It's also like adding value. It's dope
step. That's good.
Yeah, I think Ted
What about you? I'd pay someone 10 for that too.
What about your stay-at-home husband? What would you have them?
Okay. No I don't want him. Say home, God. No, I don't want him to stay home. He switched up. No, I never wanted him to stay
home. I'm glad you switched up.
Never. That's why. I
mean, I thought she did.
No, I didn't
say that last podcast, but you said last podcast that you would provide the money in the bank, it stay
home. I said I would provide money, but I did not tell him to stay home.
I don't want to bomb. I want someone that's like one of my biggest green flags, someone that's like works hard as dedicated to something and once to work towards that.
You know what I mean? Well, that's like welding or like being a
doctor.
So you looking for a welder, a doctor is that what?
You know, I'm saying, anywhere in that, like thing is
no one like a welder or a doctor
or like you could do other things, you could be a teacher, you could tell their doctor teacher be a pharmacist. You could, you know, be an accountant. You
can without what about if you worked at like McDonald's or something? Would you still date him
McDonald's? And he's like, trying to work up and McDonald's. It's the idea behind it's not like, oh, he's at McDonald's and he's completely comfortable and happy working. The front desk at McDonald's. It's like, okay, he's
Working at McDonald's but his next step is Select. Move up in McDonald's. Do you get what I'm saying? Why are you both looking at me with smirk on
your face? No, no, I'm fully. I'm fully here with you. It's about the intention behind with a person.
Yes. Yes, towards something. Yeah,
so you date. Someone at
McDonald's. Yes, let's do what the right intentions behind the job. Yes.
Hear that boys.
Would you date a girl that works at McDonald's?
This is a really good question because it's completely different from most men. The answer is yes, you would. Yes.
So why are you over here trying to like make me feel like, oh, you would
know I don't, I'm not trying to make you feel that way at all. I just think because it's just the dynamic men and women is normally so different where it's like you could have a girl who works at McDonald's but if she's the type, the thing that you want, like obviously the same time like you, I wouldn't want to date a girl who is just working at
And I give a fuck about anything.
Yeah but I'm saying like if they care about everything else and they want to be better like they want to not want to be better but they want to move up in McDonald's or whatever it may be. You could say that. Yeah. But or like want something more.
Yeah, that's um, who cares about what they're trying to do know?
Like it's different than some of that's like a bomb and then just goes and
works. But I would tell you, your answer is very atypical, most women share it would just be like, no, they want. Someone who's just already has
Cause, yeah, that's a reality, but
it's always more fulfilling and I love hearing stories about people, whether it's like rappers or like basketball players. Like, oh no, like this girl was with me, like, when I had nothing like, that's dope. Yeah, like before they had like, you know, sign that dealer before they got drafted or before they, you know, blew up before they blew up like they were together and like, they're still together, that's
dope. Yeah, it's probably just dogging out other girls on the side.
Not all guys, I don't think do that. You
just reference rappers and basketball
players.
Yeah, I did. Yeah, they're doing that. Oh, oh yeah.
That's happening. Okay
today?
Yeah. I mean I don't know. It's what the I mean. I'm sure not all of them you know. It's like there's that one. Yeah.
Who stopped today. Okay, whatever. No I'm not. I totally understand like there with him, but no II. Just think that answer for most women is like, no I want I want a man that has more established for me to even consider.
Oh yeah. No I don't care about how established is. I think it's more like what's behind that?
Really do like let's say you were like a hundred percent like see we're completely looking for someone to date.
And someone from McDonald's like we're saying in this circumstance comes up to you. So yeah, we're from McDonald's. I'm from front desk register.
But even if some guy came up to me, he's like, hey, I'm a billionaire, I own a yacht, let's go on a date, I would say, no, it depends. What's behind? Like I would have to, like, hang out with them maybe in a friend setting or you know, like if it's like the cashier, when I'm
also you be like, yeah, B. Can I film Snapchat cons that you've gone?
No I'm saying like if I was going to McDonald's on my way home, I hope I don't but if I'm going to McDonald's in the cashiers like you like let me get your
Brr I'd say no but it's not because he's at McDonald's because even if I was an accounting
office but you don't I get it, but you don't think if you hate you met this person somewhere else and you know what? He's I already know. He's, he's like he's cool for your school for a sec, you know, him for five minutes and he's like and you're like, what do you do? And he's like, oh yeah, I do cash, register at McDonald's, you're not going to think, huh?
No honestly,
no. But I would proceed to be like all right like what are the next? What's what's your next like? What are your next steps? And it's homey goes like like I don't really know like I'm cool here. I'd be like oh red flag but if he was like you know, like I've been working 40 hours a week at McDonald's, I'd be like first green flag, he's working full-time at minimum wage, he wants better.
We're like yo I'm trying to work up or I'm trying to like maybe like I'm in between jobs right now, I'm at McDonald's or I want to be a manager here or you know like I want something more than just
the sport. And here's the funny question now is like take that situation right now thinking alternate universe. You met someone that obviously because you had to be somewhat interested in this person like physically, right to, let's say you're going down that road, you met someone exactly the same same thing, but he's like
Some fucking rich kid, but very, very similar and all the other ways, but was, like, maybe a little less motivated, but he already kind of had it. Which one are you choosing?
Probably the guy from the beginning you because motivation is, what's the green flag for me? Dedication, someone who already has it and it's kind of like daddy's money. I don't care for that school. Swipe your Dad's credit card, but it's not on me.
Find someone else to swipe it on. It's just
Daddy money Carl, a Emma.
It's on lame. It's I mean, it's dope. I'm just saying, I don't know, I don't want his money to be spent on
me.
Yeah, you spend your dad's waiting
on ya. My bro, spending
my schoolmate is that
because then the guy that's working at McDonald's 40 hours a week. He takes you to a dinner. How much are you going to appreciate that dinner so much because you know, he worked 10 20 hours for that dinner. Damn.
That's some real shit, straight up. So I get it. I mean it's about the mentality
behind it. Yeah. And up until a year ago or a year and a half ago, I was working. Minimum wage at restaurants. Sure it wasn't McDonald's but it was minimum wage at a restaurant
serving. Sure. Same shit. Yeah. So you understand it, you're closer to it. I wonder if your answer will change in five
years. I don't think it will and I know you also can back up all my answer saying that they're all
valid. Yeah. No, I don't see you as that. You've never been like a fucking weird. Like
Money, hungry person like that. I mean, you are in your own way of you as far as you trying to get
things out of you. Get more money. Yes for. Yeah, but me try and be like, yo, this man can like, support my
life. Have you had any like, offers of, like, has anyone approached you? That could be that. Like, someone like that.
I've never, but I feel like I also don't give off the vibe that I'm looking for that or I want that.
Yeah. You know what I mean?
Well how do you give that vibe off anything?
Give us an example.
I don't know. I feel like it's like more of the submissive girls that are like very like, you know, maybe pretend to be a little bit more vulnerable and like, looking for
that. What does that look like? Okay, tell me how that shows up you talking about like on social media like
posting
Maybe posting a little bit,
how would a girl make herself look like that.
So that the other girls you know, not to or so that the guys know what to look
for having a damn. Only fans Tipper on that. Shit straight up. Do you think that's it?
No, I don't know. I think it's hard to tell online because there's also girls I know with only fans that are dope and person.
Yeah. Yeah
so it's like totally and I was just fucking around, it's not solely. That I think it's hard to tell in person but I think a girl's actions after the first date really show it. If she's like, kind of looking for that or if she's not, you know, I feel like first day even if he had asked you out, I think it's nice to just you're like yo let's split it.
Yeah, that's what the day
that never happens in. L.a.,
yeah. But I'm saying like just offer to split it. Like it was, it was a first date. It wasn't beneficial for either of you guys. It was just getting to know each other to see if you want to pursue more dates. Yeah. You know offered a split or
maybe but you believe in like a 50/50 relationship
my financial
50/50. Yeah, or decision all that kind of
somehow, whatever I say. My viewpoints on relationships. I get shit on for it. But yeah, I think it should be 50/50.
I always keep track in my head, even if it's an even if that date, isn't a 50/50 split on the credit card, he's got this one. I got the next
one. Now, what? About decision making?
I think it should be 50 52, but I'm going to get shit for it. I think it should all be 50 feet. It
was funny because I was talking to zurka about this and he takes it to the extremes. He's very funny. He's like, he's like well. So what are some breaks into your fucking house? I got a fucking gun pointed at you. You're gonna like, you guys are gonna decide which way to go. It's like, not even be like, no, you're coming this way with me. You know, are you going to argue in that setting? I was funny. You had me thinking like, damn, maybe I just need to tell him what to
do. No, I guess like in some decision-making like
I think the man is totally, right, and making the decisions by thinking some things, like, oh, like should we
you know, I feel like if you see each others equals, there's some conversations sometimes about decision making
I don't think it's I don't think you should ever always be. Whatever I say goes. No conversation is needed. Or sure conversation is had but I totally disregard everything you say and I still make the decisions. I don't think it should be like that.
I think you should value and respect your partner enough to just hear them out and you know, just be open-minded to it.
Yeah, be open-minded for sure. The certain certain things you just like, you just got to fucking make a decision on. That's why he just use the extreme. Like, yeah, dreams are like, no, you just going to do what I say In This Moment. Obviously that pertaining to every single decision just as like a little outlandish. Yeah. You know,
I guess we there are decisions that it's like one or the other has to make and you make it.
Yeah.
Like very important decisions. Yeah. And the guys should we make those right?
Yeah. It's I'm just gonna agree and that's so funny. I think that's let's call it wraps. That's a great and yeah.
Okay.
What do you think? Do you think I'm totally wrong? Do you think I'm skewed with how I'm thinking? I know it's not your ideal type, girl, I know what your ideal type girl is, and it's not like my perspective or how I'm saying things, but like, try to be open-minded to what I'm saying.
My mind is open,
okay. You're going to fucking make this a joke because you already laughing.
No, I'm gonna get you the wrong. No, well, no one's really ever wrong, right? This all this is like life. There's no exact how things are supposed to be, or not. Be, it's all just perspective.
And what do you think about my perspective
as far as like, communicating with someone? I think it's right, I can be right for sure. I think obviously, there's some circumstances, like, you know, someone just got a lead, but at the same time, like, yeah, it's I think, if a
Girl Wants,
Why I
think? What do you say? I wasn't safe a girl once like for the him to be the provider. Then there's like just a list of things. You got to like hit markers, you got to like
hit a girl's, got hit and also a guy's got it. Yeah, yeah. Like if you know you would have to cook, right?
I love that. I love that. You know, that now
100% along with golfing and boxing. I'm going to start cooking cleaning and documenting it. I already do those things, but I'm that documenting, these are documenting it. Yeah, so like a proof, you know, because, you know, if it's not on social media, it's like I said things, so annoying. All right. We're going to wrap it. I appreciate you. Yes.
Hand hug, okay.
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Yeah well there's some things that we do have to actually really be better at
we will we just need to like there's two more
final. I'm not
Much as I'm talking about just as as content creators. Yeah. We're gonna be better from there. Like this whole that's fine. We're
going to be better people. I genuinely swear, I'm going to be a better person, but if it doesn't happen in the next four weeks and I'm calling it quits that's straight up.
