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that's my everybody's too high song
do-do-do-do-do do-do-do-do-do
when it's like oh
no, this guy's Hang Em High. Yeah, hang on to do do do do do do do
do and we're rolling. What's up brother? How
are you going on where you
got you in here man? Yeah, finally finally
here. I'm Bobby
light, huh?
Your
shit. Yeah, come on. All right. Cheers are here sir. Why not pleasure also precursor. I haven't
slept I know haven't slept well on mushrooms and let's roll.
Yeah, fuck it. We'll do it live. Let's do it live.
Ah, fuck it.
Why Utah man, why you live in Utah? What's that about?
I have no idea if you are you from there. No, sir. I was born in Syracuse University. Absolutely. So I really
love it. It's got a good vibe too. Because it's this it's almost like Utah's a secret because everybody's scared of the Mormons so they don't go there right but then you get to be like Jesus Christ this beautiful and these Mormons are so nice everybody's
so now everybody's so nice and neat saw and
You know I did so I don't remember what tour it was exactly but they were supposed to be 5,000 people to show up and then we end up getting to the show and they're 17,000 people. So we had to move it outside of the venue right on the Salt Flats. Oh wow, and I was just like if this isn't a sign from
God or aliens, you know the aliens then I don't know what is so I looked at houses on Zillow and I found one and fix it all up and that's awesome. Now, I've been there two years just
about that's a good it's a good spot for a guy like you too because it's chill in comparison to the rest of your life, which is so
crazy. Yeah. Well, that's all shit. I couldn't do Allah. Hmm. I couldn't do a la like I move like I said from Syracuse to Dallas.
And in Dallas to La when I was 18 and I it's a lot for me and I couldn't focus the way that I needed to write. So on your music. Yeah, I never like there's always, you know before covid there's always something going on right like 24/7 like it could be eight in the morning. It could be what time is it right now 2 o'clock something. Yeah, and then you got to go do a podcast.
Or you got to go to like a rooftop pool party or something and you know it being in Utah it so.
Peaceful like you said and you get to focus on the music and wake up to the mountain. Yeah, and the sun sets at 10 p.m. Which is bizarre right around this time. Yeah. It's just not you know,
it is what it is bizarre. Right? Like now it's especially bizarre Utah's always got a weird vibe. Mmmm like Zion National Park go out there to the
rocks and Shannon Walker Ranch. I've been there have you yeah. Nothing happened though
went there for a TV show where like come on Aliens.
Are you fucks? They weren't buying. You don't know Tyler Tyler the alien. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. There's my dog. You tell me your
friend Tyler. Yeah, his best friend's name is
Ziggy. Did they visit you in the middle of the night? No, they don't they just visit me during the day. We just play beer pong. Damn.
If you do the right drugs, you can meet the
aliens. We were talking about that in the ground.
If you do the right amount of mushrooms in a tank getting a flow tank you can meet Aliens. Well, that's wonderful.
We're your most vulnerable. Like you said most vulnerable
most most susceptible to
what that's that's why I like weed. You know, we're talking about weed makes you vulnerable and I think for someone like me that's a good thing to like think that way the think showing think just just look at all the vulnerabilities and just the reality of life in the temporary nature of it, which makes me more appreciative right there. Like the fear actually makes me more appreciative but mushrooms are different animal man. They just bring you to this weird place. That's like, right.
Next door. Well, it's like it's like a hall pass to this other place like you get like a VIP bracelet you get to go into another room. That's right there all the time,
but you can't go in until you get that bracelet. Yeah, and this is all thing. Like I've been doing these micro doses for a while and you don't really catch it until you do like 10 like right off the rip. Hmm But then I ate these chocolates the other day some shrooms chocolates.
It's and me and my producer Lou. We made a Coachella set for about two hours based off of the robe. You know Roblox. Yes, I have girls
young daughter. So, you know when you hold a twelve-year-old, you know, that's what Romano the death sound of robot know. What's this town?
Oh.
That's what happens when you die.
Yeah, and then I sampled it and we made a hole to our set off of the
deal with the fucking for to the floor Kick
Drum and it was the time of my life Wow, and I felt like I got that VIP wristband. Mmm, and I was backstage at Ziggy and Tyler's concert the
aliens.
Do you feel like that? Sometimes when ideas come to you when you fucked up like it's almost like like it's a gift from somewhere.
I have no idea I think.
All of my ideas are kind of like mistakes.
It's like because you never wake up and say today I'm going to write the you know, congratulations or any or any song and you kind of just it's it's all about like right moment right time. Like I had oh, I had like eight Bud Lights right and then I took just a tiny bit of shrooms and then here it's like
And then it just happens. Yeah, there's it's like
it is an accident. It is just like
A spur-of-the-moment type deal to where you like? Let me sing this melody over this be or let me make this be even and it just kind of happens. I don't know.
Well, that's the flow state right when you just you can get out of your own way and you can let ideas come to you like well I was talking with this dude. His name's Jo de Sena. He runs a Spartan Race. He's a really smart guy very interesting guy. He does a lot of stuff for kids. It's got all these kid programs. These kids do like
Tasks and it like to do it over a summer camp and get some better but we were talking about it and we were talking about being healthy and all the benefits of being healthy sure and I was like just there's a lot to that but there's also a lot to like the person who binges and create something incredible like we're talking about Stephen King's books, but some of the ones he doesn't even remember right are the best ones because he was on coke and drinking a fucking case a bud like you just blast it out of his head chain smoking cigarettes, and he doesn't even remember, right?
Ting I think it's Cujo doesn't even remember writing it like wrote carry half blacked out you've read that book today
man. That is one of the drawers fucking harm Stephen King's fan Stephen King fan dude, and then he's amazing. But I mean at the end of the day it's like to each his own. You know what I mean? I mean Whatever Gets You Through the through the
night now some people can definitely do it straight and you know, I've definitely had ideas without any influence of anything before right, but I feel
Like sometimes things come to you when when you're like a little high at least write a little drunk and they're like, I don't know if I would have ever thought about this without the weed but they just can't they just come out of nowhere.
That's what and that's the whole thing to like drinking Rose are drinking, you know Bud Light and then a little bit of just something else. Yeah, whether it be, you know, smoking a little bit of a jake because I'm an anxious person you told me before you're not an anxious person but we doing
But I used to smoke a lot but now not so much. Maybe I'll smoke watch a funny movie and then shit but it's it's that stroke of Genius and you're like if I was not nothing in my blood right now, but just blood hmm. No booze. No anything would I have thought of that and that's it. That's the whole different deal. It's
It's wild
really I think a pot the way I think of wakeboarding sure because when you're wakeboarding and you're on that wave it look I don't wake board. But when I watch
people do it wait for it
either. It looks awesome. Right when they're on that and the catching those waves but then when they wipe out man, they go down hard sure. It's like wheat, so you not going to stay on that board forever.
If you give you get
really fucked up that board is gonna flip over and you're going to be
interviewing with that big ass trick you do the behind the back double spin.
That's the stroke of Genius. And yes, that's what I think that there's a certain magic that goes into making a record or you know, if you're a painter a painting or if you're a dancer of fucking cool dance moves.
I think they're all related in some
way. Yeah, there's something there that yeah that just kicks off and you can't control it and you can't say when it's going to happen, but it just happens.
Whatever that is that that makes humans. So interested in creating things that other people
We're going to enjoy but that's that's what it is. It's like there's a weird frequency humans creating things that they know other people going to enjoy and if you can just get lost in the beauty of just a creating that thing and get out of your own way. Then these ideas will come to you but if you get in your own way, you have less bandwidth for the ideas when they come to you they it feels like these doesn't eat. There ain't even yours. Like it's like you're interacting with something like these ideas just like if you have an idea for like a five and idea for
Better something like that. Sometimes they just come from nowhere. Yeah, where'd that come from?
Yeah. What is this?
Yeah, what is where our premises from? What's an idea from it's like creativity comes from the weirdest part of your brain that no one knows how to I mean you there's like you can have breathing exercises. You can do all sorts of things to try to stimulate it. But the reality is you can't even
measure it. No, you don't know
when it's up when it's down. You just know what you're doing. If you're making some cool shit. Yeah.
Well it's so that's so bizarre like to think about like
You said it's just really humans creating something that other humans fuck with.
Yeah, that's exactly what it is makes and that makes you feel good.
That's the most there's something
there. Yeah when you see like when you're in concert and you see 15,000 radical rocking out to your song right like that that has got to be a crazy feeling.
Yeah it is. Yeah. Well whenever you know, you're on the podcast everybody seeing you whenever you kicking somebody in the face everybody watching there's a there's a
feeling there and it's just like
oh, I realized finally I'm not actually just one person Mmm Yeah, I as as like
Mithril as it sounds I'm with everybody you with us as well as in One Moment In Time everybody. Is there doing the same thing with the same energy the same good intention? Yes, it's fucking magical. You know, it's
weird. Yeah, that's what's what you're doing. Right you're tapping into some magic. I'm trying but that's what it is. If you if you think about what kind of alchemy is involved making the right sounds to make
Field to shore because with a great song man, you're giving a person a drug, you know, there's a there's a dopamine rush you get goosebumps a great song will hit you like you when you're doing that man, you're hitting that audience 15,000 people and they're all vibing on this thing that you've created. Like that's kind of
magic. It's fucking magic and that's the coolest thing. I think he didn't know it existed. You would never believe someone could do
it you like what are you talking about? If there's no music.
Music at all. Imagine a world with no music rest animals right never figured out how to make Melodies and bars and songs that you write down. We were just animals. Well, someone told you hey, man, there's just I'm gonna make some sounds and people going to lose their shit. They're going to 15,000 people are going to get a amen. I always had since I
always think about this too and this is a weird thought, you know, how like, there's famous people throughout history. Yeah. How the fuck do they know what they look like like think about like
In like wild west times when they see a dude in the bar and he's like, oh, you're crazy Bill. I've seen you. How does that work? How
did they even know it was that guy?
How did they even know and then phone and even somebody could say? Oh, I'm crazy Bill. Oh, yeah, but then how do you even believe him?
Well, there's some pot. There was imposter people all up until the internet, you know, there's like you can't be a fake post Malone today well, but you could in 1970 you could
Play it off. Like the know what that information has a real about these stories that
people tell and think if it's the Imposter if it's a real dude, right, that's
probably a lot of fuckery when it comes to like wild west stories or
I think about even 1600 s like oh this dude, it was crazy with a battle axe or something. I saw him cut like 9 dudes in half with one swing right, but it's the wrong dude, right? It's not even fucking William the the
Whatever is Braveheart, I don't that was some know. This is a
cool. What's another one? What's a cool name for a dude who swings battle-axes other than the way home man. The
slicer is it was Charlie the slicer.
It's
hilarious. You gotta think these no way to
tell but just imagine history before pictures. What are you talking about? Draw me a picture. This is what the boats would look like when they would pull how the fuck do you know, like it was an abstract idea.
Yeah, yeah, you were the only way you could see something was someone had a draw it for you.
Right? Well, that's what I love to think like it used to be like Instagram filters essentially like Oh, I'm a rich dude. I want this artist to paint me and make me skinny. Yeah, like make me rip. Yeah, maybe a little more handsome get me a bigger dick in my statue.
That was a histogram
filter. Yeah, exactly. We have no idea that anybody really looks like
please I mean imagine if there was like this one guy you would go to in the neighborhood and all the ladies like you gotta go to them. It makes your ass look so perfect and like that's how they would get their picture done. This dude would paint some Nonsense version of them
this yeah. No one knows how do you know you better I wasn't
mirrors barely work back. Then I wasn't their mirrors or probably terrible back then they when we didn't meet his lyrics
Look at that shit through fire, right? That's the only way they lighting room up its fire. They little lamps everywhere. It's Preposterous. They have no idea what they look like isn't work. No doesn't work. So imagine. This is this is how ballsy people were and like the 1400 s there were people that would get in a boat and travel across a fucking ocean would take weeks and weeks and weeks based on a drawing and some shit someone wrote down.
Yeah. It's fucking insane insane. You don't even know where the fuck you are insane.
Also, there's some Salty Dog's and some rapscallions. What's a what's a rather pirate turn. Yeah. I was reading about Pirates landlubber
the coast of South Carolina. Was it Blackbeard? Is he with the big one? It just makes you think like cheese christ-like. These are real people that would get like real famous dudes who get in boats and show up and just fuck people up and steal all their shit and they were so famous for doing that
so crazy and it's so funny you bring up Blackbeard.
because I saw
Somebody had like some kind of sash or like like like a Miss America like a bandolier. Oh, yeah. Yeah exactly. It was look like you had a bunch of like black powder pistols like you got one shot and then you're at hmm.
Like yeah, it's so funny. That wasn't a long ago, man. Does the eight early eighteen hundreds when they came up with a revolver the Colt came up with a revolver and they didn't even really put it to use until the Texas Rangers.
The Texas Rangers figured out how to there's a guy named Jack Hayes. I think he's the original Texas Ranger. Basically, this is badass dude who figured out how to fight the Indians on their Turf they were basically like like the Navy Seals of the Texas Frontier guys. She fought against the Comanches and this guy figured out how to use a revolver. That wasn't that long ago Matt's like
1840 it and it's moving so fast, you know what they say, you know, they say God made man Samuel Colt made him.
Well,
yeah, that's a fucking great statement. That's what Colt invented the revolver. They're the ones who invented the I think was a five-shot revolver. Those the first time they figured out how to fight the Comanches they would they would ride on a horse they'd stay on the horse didn't get off to shoot and they can shoot five times in a row and they had a bunch of those cartridges. So they the cartridges are already loaded. So they take it off put a new cartridge in fully loaded and lock it in
short. It was the whole it was the whole
wheel. Yeah the whole wheel so you don't carry a few of those.
With you
crazy shit man. It's so bizarre how much shit has evolved to kill each other in since 1840. It's fracking insane insane and they even you think about even before whenever you had Musketeers and shit. Yeah, and you would just stand in a line.
And you would shoot and then a dude behind you would shoot and everybody's just shooting looking right at each other ridiculous. It's it it's the craziest fucking shit.
They fought like that for a long time and they fought with honor and dignity like they would show up and blow trumpets when it was time to fight and then go fight each other they'd all stand in a line.
Yeah, two guys talk you had two guys walk up and talk now go back and then everybody else would just shoot each other.
Point Blank like a good it's it blows my mind,
you know, it's crazy to there was a lot of them would a lot of them would they would give up and they would surrender and they would hand the man their sword and they would accept it and shake their hand. They had like weird rules of combat that everybody sort of adhered to back then it's very strange to read about
it's it's different.
It's different as fuck but it's not that long ago. That's what's crazy. It's like the best you could do is shoot someone with a
Skeeter a cannon right just a couple hundred years ago, right? That's mean that's manageable.
It's it's its nuclear weapons in Iran. And yeah now no it's like one nuclear bomb ruin your whole day. Yeah, that's not manageable at all. It's awful. Tyler Tyler and Ziggy are looking down at us right now. My it doesn't that's why they're here. I agree. I agree
wholeheartedly. I think they're like, these dummies are going to do something stupid if aliens are real.
I'm not a hundred percent convinced but I'm probably like 90% of this but if they are real I leave in the room for bullshit. It's like Jamie get a picture of your shirt. If everybody shirt, you're wearing why we're talking about that. It's a UFO says can they see it believe that that's a dope shirt
exacts a saucer if I've ever seen one. I think if they're if they're here, they're not gonna let us
that's what I think. Well, that's what I think they're going to swoop in and go. Hey, hey, well, that's fine.
I'm 25, right? I can't speak on anything, but just looking from past experience and you know, there's like drawings like even in the Mona Lisa. There's a weird thing or whatever in the back looks like a bunch of shit, but there's a spike.
It's a spike in like because it's getting pretty weird here
the spike. They think it's hard to tell because sometimes when people talk about UFOs bunch of other people hallucinate or lie, like there's a lot of that right? So every time there's a real legit UFO you get a bunch of nut just nutcases who just want to tell crazy shit about being taken. I see more ships. I mean, I knew seen ever yeah, which
is what it look like. I was in I was
Probably 16. I was at in Upstate, New York.
And it would just stay there. So I whoa let me precursor this my aunt and uncle were very strict and we had to go to bed at a very strict deadline probably 10 p.m.
And I was looking out the window with my cousin and it's just a light that just stays there and then just fucking goes off. I mean it
just
You can't explain it.
Well, if you're 17 or 17 at the time 60 16 how it will probably how strong is this memory when you're looking at it when you try to remember medium medium. Yeah,
but I mean there's something there
for sure something took off and did something that didn't make
sense to you for sure. And then Utah, I mean their shit happens all the time. I mean even here in La I can't tell you how many times because I used to live in Tarzana, so
there was like a balcony here and it looked kind of like
it sounds corny but like a classic like force field whenever you think of a force field and it just kind of goes like this and it's kind of like a dome in a circular shape. Hmm and it just goes like this and goes back in. Whoa.
in Tarzana looking down at the fucking City and I'm like, how did no one else see this they might have but I was there with like fucking for other people and they sought to
the thing about unique events is if a unique event happens and it never happens again, it's hard to remember it's hard to be sure what you saw it's hard but if aliens are visiting us like how often are they doing it like unique events would probably be what it would be right be like occasionally once every six
Someone sees one somewhere but they're here all the time. They probably just know how to evade detection. I mean it just if something can travel here from another planet. It's going to be able to know yeah when they're being watched and when they're not being watched that's not going to be
hard. That's why you gotta wonder if it's like intentional.
I think there's enough talk about it. Now that we're probably going to find out what it is in our lifetime. I never would think that before I think the government withheld information for whatever reason Maybe.
I think people are scared. Maybe they think it's a threat to Governor to you know, the National Security to have a bunch of people worried that aliens are flying around us all the time. There's nothing we can do about it. Maybe they like had a conversation and they thought maybe it'd be better to keep people in the quiet or keep them in the dark so that they don't freak out because there's nothing we can do about it. Anyway, if we just tell them that there's aliens are visiting us all the time. That's not going to be good. They're not going to pay attention to taxes and mortgage rates and the
Mark Market is going to be removed uranium and they're shooting. Yes. There are around us all the time. They're going to be people are going to freak out. So I think like little drops of in like this the recent one they said well, they yeah
whether the Pentagon just say, yeah literally like G second days ago,
we've recovered crafts that are not from this world not made on Earth not made on Earth not made on Earth. They're basically saying we don't know what the fuck it is, but we didn't make it.
That's bananas. And I think that's going to lead to more and more information coming out about it. What we're going to try to get a sense of understanding how long have they known this? You know, how much of like all that Roswell New Mexico shit was true. I tell us what was going on
and it backtracking you got to wonder if like, oh, we've been hiding this the whole time you're this is the first time for real that we don't know.
This is what I like to think. I like to think the people that are in charge at the Pentagon are Patriots and they realize it's probably better especially when you're dealing with the United States. It's in this kind of turmoil that they're in right now. It's crazy. We between racial turmoil and turmoil with the police and turmoil with people protesting and cities and block and traffic. There's so much crazy turmoil there be like no one's even gonna notice now just let it say it now to say yeah. We got UFOs like everything is so crazy.
New cycle of any crazy story like this is only a few days and then people forget well
or it's just people already know and it's just normalization or you and you think about movies is just normalizing you to the idea that I can't even like the Canadian. I don't quote me on this but a Canadian someone in office was like there's like seven species of aliens in the US.
It will be
crazy. If it was true. That's you know, Tommy Lee Jones. And will she ever run all along?
Yeah check that out. Please fact check this for me a loony person though. I have no idea
see people can get elected and still be crazy that robber certain that's a problem, you know, just because like when you hear about someone having like a really high profile job and they say something crazy. It doesn't mean they're not crazy just because there are the prime minister of stocking
Country that could be out of their mind. What do we got
in kind of cluster that how close
We're in his former Defense Minister claims that aliens are real ever. Actually, there's a humanoid asked race of aliens called The Tall whites living among us.
Huh?
It's our current publication is Adam Curry. Is this Vise? I don't
know. He's like a real definitely. Come on. That's crazy.
Shit. Yeah, that is crazy. Shit. The thing is is that guy nuts? Like what else is he believed in you know how it was. How does he feel about ghosts? Right do you believe in
ghosts?
I don't I don't know. If
not believe I don't not believe in ghosts. I've never experienced two ghosts ghosts are real,
but I can't and I can't explain it. They might be they might be real but I don't know if it's a ghost.
Here's the thing about ghosts. There's so many stories of them, right? There's so many right now is it because people are just scared and they're fucking senses are on heightened alert and they see things that aren't really there that could be it because when it's dark out,
And you're tired and you're moving through the hallway. First of all, you might be half asleep anyway, but you hear things you get scared your senses get really heightened and maybe might see something that's not even really there. Right? It's just your your own brain and your paranoia fucking with you because it's always happening at night under low light conditions. It's always weird things that are fleeting and then they're gone, but it's
not always Vince yourself. It's not always in the
night. It's always in the dark door right never like at the beach as it goes
at the bottom. There might be goes at the
beach. That's depends on what
There's no ghost at the beach, but you were
nothing but your house your house is just as hot as it is at night, but why not the beach listen to the
beach at night is scary the beach during the day not scary at all. If you're a girl and you're walking on the beach at night. That's a fucking dangerous place to be right. There's a lot of psychos out there and serial killers and creeps and rapists. He was walking on that beach by yourself. That's scary at night, right, but in the day, it's awesome the day you're just walking down the
Eats like a beach guy.
Anyways, I'm a mountain guy there might be some more creepy guys in the mountain. That's another one but they're there for sparse their morning scary in the what I'm saying, their house is just as this place this building is just as haunted in the daytime as it is at nighttime. I don't think this one's haunted.
I've been here at night is he here's an argument for something being haunted the comedy The Comedy Store in Hollywood because it used to be Ciro's nightclub. It used to be owned by Bugsy Siegel. And apparently the word is they killed a bunch of fucking people there, right and almost everyone that I know that works there. Everyone is Managed IT Works their long time. They have some weird shit happened to him weird shit like they see someone in the kitchen and they go to say something to him they turned around and then they turn back in the person.
On right weird shit, right like old friends. You haven't seen in Forever wandering through the hallway and they go up the stairs and you can't find them. There's like a bunch of stories like that now granted there's a lot of people have done a lot of drugs at the comedy store, right that has to be factored in right but there's so many stories worldwide of ghosts. I don't think it's impossible to I think it's possible that things leave a memory right? Like maybe you hate someone so,
So much a you leave a memory on the space like so stoned a theory. Yeah, the Whetstone tape. Yeah,
Stone tape are what is that that the energy of a life is like
Left on material shit, like bricks on the wall. Yeah or the curtain here, right? You know and that's like I don't know if that's just don't take Theory don't quote me on don't quote me on that never you look up the car. Can you look up the stone tape theory for me stone tape, but it won't because I'm I'm friends with Zak Bagans from Ghost Adventures, right and it's like
did you ever take you to a haunted house?
He'd we did a whole episode. You should check it out scared. It's terrified. It's terrifying man in his Museum. So apparently there's a thing called the Dybbuk box, which is a one of the most haunted items and the world apparently.
And he wanted so we took the glass case off of the dibbuk box, which is in his Museum in Vegas. And he thought it was a sick-ass idea to put the ashes of a lady who died while she was possessed on top. Whoa, and then I was
My plane almost crashed. I was in a car accident my house got robbed and I had bite marks on my arm.
And he hit the wall likes like I've never seen someone in fear so hard as whenever he touched it and it's it's I don't know if it's someone who's dead or if it's a demon or if it's fucking something dimensional
mmm,
but it's something there that goes bump in the night. I suppose Stone tape Theory. What is there it
is.
Haunted blocks of stone tape Theory this Stone tape theory is frequently used as a science. He sounding quasi explanation to explain amateur to explain haunting. Okay. Okay, make sure that our normal investigators images sound and apparitions that do not interact directly with people instead. They play out like a movie or recording press the most commonly turned residual haunting see this is what I was saying like 242, by the way, if ladies and gentlemen
graduation nailed it when
when you think about like an alien sighting like if you saw an alien, they never saw one again for the rest of your life, right? You would be it would fuck with your memory. Even if the alien was real if a saucer version front of you then took off that's the same thing with a ghost like if you saw a fucking ghost if you walked into your basement to go get in a screw for something and you turn and you saw an apparition of a woman, right? He was like staring he does actually that we're Mo Del Toro movie about the lady who's a ghost who adopts kids. No, dude.
It's a dark movie. What is it called mother? What is it called?
It's fuckin Curry pee. It's cool. Like horror
movies of a me too. I love my dirty little
bitch. I love you
Mama. Yes,
that's it is that it's not weep to Swedish kids, right? Um, I don't just have to this is it this is sons. Did you see this? No, she has two kids. I haven't seen that.
She's she well, I don't
Want to give it away? I don't give the story away, but it's crazy. She finds these kids in the woods and raises some she's a ghost and it's a for-sure terrifying. She's a ghost Wes. And so that'll a dollar kids. They find the kids. I can't tell you any more cantorial earlier. I can't tell you any more. No, you know, she's a ghost from the very beginning
of okay. Okay good. Yeah. This is terrifying
dude. It's fucking horrifying. It's a terrifying move. Well, you get the best of
both worlds right? You get a creepy like moms.
Creepy kids which are like the double terrifying.
What's the movie? I'm thinking more without well spoiler alert in
it. There's a I think it may be called it might become so it's two kids. It might be Swedish or like Norwegian or something. Is it the Vampire movie?
No because it has a vampire movie of foreign vampire movie. Is it Let the Right One In I think it is or
that the American version of it
Let the Right One In is a scary
movie. That's a scary movie, right? That's a vampire movie about vampire kids, right?
Yeah, see the thing about a ghost is if you saw one and it was if they're just real every now and then you saw one and it was right in front of you. You're in the woods. You're going to walk your dog and you see some old man with no legs floating in front of you.
So on good night. Mommy.
Yeah. Good night, Mommy. What's this one about same kind of deal. I'll squeeze. Oh Jesus Christ.
Did you see something good? Yeah I missed it. Scary lady in
the corner.
Take that motherfucker out. Okay, I'm scared. But you see him in the woods. Yeah,
please. Oh, yeah, if you saw some some Apparition in the woods and then you never saw it again for the rest of your life doesn't mean it wasn't real right just means it's really rare that that happens. Like that's a thing about a unique event. Like imagine if you're an ant your whole fucking life all you've ever known as this hand. He'll everybody's chilling working everyday chopping up leaves going out and getting popcorn or whatever shit it finds and then
One day some person comes along like post Malone just Stomps the fuck out of that anthill short till that moment. All that thing is ever known was that that and he'll never even knew that it was possible for something that because it's been alive for a couple weeks and during that couple weeks. No one's ever stomped on the ant hill but then it happens and then you realize that there's no pattern to these things anything can happen. Like if you're if you're a person aliens can land the land on the White House lawn tomorrow and take over the
World and there's nothing we can do about it. Like that could be our new normal. Okay fuck masks The New Normal is there's alien spaceships that hover over every city and they tell you what to do and you have to work for them now
forever to the a
argument.
We're smarter than ants. Yes, we are. But we're in comparison probably dumber than aliens are like we're dumb ring comparison to aliens then answer to
people. Well, that's right. Like all Ts Celestial sightings. Yeah. I mean, this is all spitballing
here, but it could be possible Right Celestial
sightings.
documented throughout history history you
hey, I just made a fire. This is dope right fire is cool. But what the fuck is that that has to be? Yeah God like man has always looked up straight answers. It's true. And so that's that's that's why it's a scary thing the is do they want to hurt us or do they are they did we come from them?
I don't think it's impossible. I don't think it's impossible that we're a product of genetic manipulation. I don't know if we are. I know we're definitely
primates. We're just play things.
Maybe we just look so different than every other monkey all the other monkey's are covered in hair. This is this weird semi hairless monkey, you know, who knows how to use Electronics? Who knows that a send me video through the sky the Anunnaki? Yes. Yes. Yes.
My yeah blue is here I got
Great friend Lou shout out to Lou, he would
talk just our promises. He'll deal about this to an actual archaeologist yesterday or the nephron Garrick. Yeah, the Nephilim or the Anunnaki from planet Nibiru all that zecharia sitchin stuff you ever read those books and no sir. The books are weird man, you know, it's weird like there's stuff that he was saying in like, I believe it was like the 1970s where he was deciphering these texts and one of the things that he said is
this is the craziest one of all humans were genetically engineered from lower primates and they were used to harm to a Harvest Gold and that the Anunnaki needed gold because gold is very plentiful here right and very hard to find very rare on their planet, right and they engineered humans to Mars. That's why people love gold so much right if you think about like the usefulness of goal, right gold isn't even remotely it's unless you're making Electronics.
Gold's not the best metal like why is it so valuable? Because it's pretty what's not even the prettiest shit like rubies are prettier than gold emeralds are pretty and go by its goal. So goddamn
expense and where does diamonds fit in
it's good question. Probably just some one trick to check the thinking it
was I I was reading about like
Yeah, that's what it's like one movie. She had a diamond and then bloody popped. Let me
finish what I'm saying? Because this is where it gets weird. They said that they needed it to hang in there atmosphere to protect them from the sun because they were losing their atmosphere. Well, we're losing our atmosphere and one of the things that scientists have suggested is hanging reflective particles above above the Earth like putting them in orbit all like a reflective.
Lost in orbit so that it would mute out some of the effects of the Sun. So what they suggested what he was saying in 1978 is what they suggested in like 2018, right? So when they're talking about how to fix some of the global warming issues they were literally saying some of the stuff that was in this book that he was reading a you know, he's deciphering the these ancient Sumerian texts from 6,000 years ago. No shit. Yeah. I don't know I was I don't
know if his interpretations.
I get it from
he is just a guy who's a linguist who studies these ancient languages and in reinterprets them but it's very highly in dispute. That's the problem like you are. Not you. Are you are I we're not going to figure it out. We're not going to know who's right. That's too complicated. Right? But there's a website called sitchin is wrong.com. And if you go there refutes all of his crap, I don't know who's right who's wrong, but it's interesting to see the argument. But again, what the whatever the fuck was going on back then 6,000 years.
Whatever was going on. They were writing about some wacky shit right very, you know, they weren't is that the
yeah rooms or is that
is it contact really? Yeah, you know is that it's not impossible that we could have easily been contacted by some of their life form that similar to us, but that's a million years Advanced right could have been contacted all throughout history, right? Yeah. I know up until 1860 whatever the fuck it was. All you would have as a drawing and a story.
Imagine that huh
famous people who the fuck knows but now if you look at the last two hundred years, it is accelerated like a motherfucker.
and there's so much like
200 years ago people would look at the Bronco or anything like that and be like, what the
fuck? Yeah. What is that?
It happened so quick
it's happening. So quick right now.
I mean, they that SpaceX thing they've already they've heard figure out how to get something to fly into the sky and then bring it back and land it. It's insane. Yeah.
We are in a weird fucking time. And if the aliens come right now, it's the probably the best time to come we're going to be the most relaxed about it. No one's been able to work for six
months. I've yeah, but I feel like everybody's was people are scared to shake hands with
know that this
terrified. Are you going to say? Hi. Are you the aliens? Are you going to grab your
bow all I'm going to say hi for sure. I'm not
stupid take it. Come here fucking anyways and aggression.
Yeah. I'm not even interested kicking someone's ass From Another Dimension.
I just want to say hi. Tell me what's up.
Tell me what's
actually going to have an alien the podcast you imagine. I could call Tyler up three foot tall 40 pound dude with a giant bulbous head and like antenna like fingers and he's explaining how they Traverse space no time. He imagined there making sounds and you interpret those sounds No Matter What language you're in all over the world you instantaneously interweb.
Be sure to bring you and be able to hear them if they would do it through a podcast a good engineer The Sounds they make their we don't really see. What is this sound and wide where they would hit you with some sound. That's so complex. You would understand exactly what they're saying, even though you don't know the language and everybody would be like what in the fuck is going on? Oh my God, there's an alien on the JRE and that's a big me talking to some alien. They read it. They better give you some more Goddamn
money.
Mmm,
that's the least of our problems in the aliens come that shit is going to be wiped. That's when we need gold. Yeah, we're going to be gold miners again folks. We're going to look for some sturdy person with a wide back. That's work. That's what's going to be valuable. Thank you, but I mean good enough to mine gold. I don't know imagine if that's life in the future. They come down to go. You got two choices eat one. We eat you to you mind gold for us.
Are they eating me alive?
Why not? Why wouldn't they eat us and be like listen you guys
protein your assholes.
They probably eat clouds. Yeah or like energy. They probably just eat energy.
Yeah. They maybe they just exist in some sort of like they've done that even dumb fucking
material. Probably. They're probably just fucking
ethereal. Well, maybe they figured out a way to make life. So maybe they figured out a way how to make life where you can transfer your Consciousness in some Eternal mechanical thing.
This is what there's this my God. I can't remember his name Ray Kurzweil. Sorry, he's a guy that subset. He's a scientist. He's a inventor. He's got like a hundred patents genius guy. Maybe not a hundred but a lot and he is obsessed with downloading his Consciousness into a computer. He's obsessed with the idea of Technology reaching a point where you could replicate a human being in a way where you will
Verdi your Consciousness will actually transmitted to some sort of a computer or an artificial body or another body. That's they've genetically engineered and he believes this is like he's saying you have to look at the exponential rate of Technology right now. That doesn't make any sense. Right? But if you go ten years from now 10 years is going to the Ten Years time. It's going to be like a hundred years of
properly. You said exponentially snow gobbling ten
years after that a thousand years right progress like 20 years from now. I don't know if those are the right numbers.
But 20 years from now or somewhere in that range. We could be looking at artificial life. We could be 30 years from now. We could be looking at fake
people there already cloning goats.
Yeah, they've done sheep. Yeah Dolly the sheep.
Yeah. I bet they're cloning people
a hundred percent sweet hundred percent hundred percent. You don't think Russia is cloning people right now, you know think China's clone and people right now, why wouldn't
they? I think we're cloning
people. Well, if you think of the people that do the treat human beings with the least amount of respect if those
Like if you think the way they treat their citizens those people are likely to clone people. They're not going to give a fuck. They're going to want to be able given up a quick quick to the jump. Yeah,
you don't give a fuck and I don't think anybody.
it's
it's a matter of it does honestly feel like oh everybody's just a gold
miner in a way because we're mining
technology everybody. I mean even even you sitting on your phone your yeah
contributing hundred percent. Yeah,
and then they're
learning and you want a new phone. You want a new phone next year. So you work hard like it buy that new phone, right? And you want to test look it's got that big ol electronic screen. It's a
cop. Yeah.
In the whole machine, I wouldn't can I have a one of your beard hairs? I'm working on some at
home. I could give you some tweeze them later. I can't pluck them. They're not big enough to
unlock. I'm working on my cloning device doesn't work necessarily. It might
work dude. If it works. Let me know. There's a little me running around. I tell them a lot of shit. I got wrong
can everybody be like dude, you gotta calm down
calm down son, but like I think
Edek engineering. They've already definitely done that. They've figured out how to I think it was China that did some sort of crispr experiment on people's DNA that figured out how to make them immune from AIDS but also simultaneously made them smarter so made by immune to HIV a pretty sure that's what it was. What's a crisp crisp crisp or some Gene editing tool? I don't know what the it's an acronym right? I don't know what it stands for but it's it's so new Gene editing tool that they've discovered over the last
Years, they understand jeans better because I believe because of bacteria. I'm sure I'm fucking this up, but they figured out how to make a tool that allows you to edit genes here. It is clustered regular regularly interspaced short palindromic repeats that's crisper. That's what it stands for. It's a family of DNA sequences found in the genomes of prokaryote procam precariat organism. Chelsea's bacteria and
And Archie Arce archaea archaea. These sequences are derived from DNA fragments of bacterial fog.
This is a terrible parent. That's great. How do
you say that bacteria figs? And here you bacteriophages ages pages that had previously infected the prokaryote. Oh boy,
so I know exactly what you're talking about.
Let me try
so this Gene editing tool whatever the fuck that means all that. Fuck. What is this tool? They can edit genes and they're in the prospect computer. It'll show you right out how to how they do it there. It's like I don't understand the process, but I know that they have a process. I don't know what it's saying. Is this in a computer agreed that what is that saying the cast 9 protein forms a complex forms a complex with the guide RNA in a cell.
Well the complex attaches to a matching genomic DNA sequence adjacent to a spacer yellow segment the cat. Yeah. What am I saying?
Okay, that's a yellow segment. You say
saying I do but you know I'm saying like I'm reading this and I don't know what the fuck I'm saying what I'm saying. It's too complicated for a moron like me.
It's too complicated. I want to know what the tool is. Is it like a wrench or is it like a fucking computer? I don't know what the fuck it
is. It's probably a computer.
But that so it's a fork. Yeah, dude. That's the dude right guy. This is a robot hand comes in. It's a do with tweezers in a fucking hot dog that
leaves a lot of room for error. I just wonder like what other countries are doing. Look what kind of crazy shit they're trying if they're trying to create new human superhumans. They're going to do it. Someone's going to do it if there it's going to be us or it's going to be them. Someone is going to create superhumans. I'm not saying it's a good idea. I'm just looking.
That the laws of improvement. I don't think that's a real thing. But if it was the law of improvement would state that if something's possibility something's possible. Someone's going to make it happen. When we detonated two nuclear bombs. We could have just one was we everybody got the point, right? Yeah. Why do they do it
twice? Like display I
suppose right? Well someone could do that with super people. Yeah, like that could happen. It could happen
quick. He should be a UFC fighter. Well, they might be the new
aliens when you get
UFC fighters no superhuman super people super people might be a new species. If someone could really get a hold of a crisper and create like a Thor create like a Lego legitimate superhuman person and you could just develop a whole race of those who just be like instant game over people aren't people
anymore. How long does that take? I don't know how long it would take. It's do they have to grow from baby
to my man. These are freaks. I don't think so. That's the thing and you know, they just
come out like they just walked in Lord of the Rings.
Wings what if they fuck up they come out at like Orcs and Lord of the Rings where they just cut the pus and then the fucking they come piling out of them and he's just like I'm gonna kill fucking is that how the Orcs were born? Yeah. You never seen such sorrow Hmong for ya in the pit of Helm's Deep. Those are great was it can movies man
incredible those Orcs were the scariest shit ever. Also you want robbery if you watch three, it's 12 hours you could
take
Hand day watching Billy Butler Rings. It's the best.
Yeah those Lord of the Rings movies man. Come on those works in those goblins. They were the scariest
fuck the Godwin's very scary you're ever in a neck Rogue habla con know it's like a metal band, but the lead singer is a goblin.
It's
incredible.
Can you pull up a picture of the lead singer of necro goblet Khan.
Dude, this is that them dude. It's fucking incredible. That's insane to he reminds me of he reminds me of the goblin that tortures fraud. Oh
look at his face. Holy shit. Oh my God, that's amazing. This is just hang on a second. Imagine. I like his friend on hold on a sec a back up a little bit imagine.
If that's really a goblin you imagine if a goblin became a rock star and everybody thought it was cute but it really was a fucking Goblin. You need to watch the
video bro. The makeups amazing. He never takes it off and he's a real fucking goblet
it real
goblins odile like the his biggest song is like he has a normal job and he has a crush on this girl. Oh my God, but she's in love with this like douche bag from the office.
Oh my God, these it below and powder.
People what is happening
here? I've never seen this
video dude. Just imagine if that was real imagine an alien comes down. Like if with is is goblins. They could be well, why do we think they're gonna look cute? Why can't they be ugly-looking aliens octopus looking monsters, they could be anything,
right? Yeah. That's a halo you ever played Halo. I have you think about you know
Arbiter. What is Arbiter?
He's one of the characters. Yeah.
He's like the Paleo like the alien guys ever so they have fingers like this and that's why all their guns are like this, right? Okay, but who's to say that aliens don't control their guns with like their booty hole or something weird. Why does it have to be with their hands aliens can't control their guns with whatever appendage they could Point aliens are
weird. Well, I think the real thing would it would come from me.
How are they manipulating matter to make things right or do they even need to do they need to write can they do things with their mind that we can imagine?
Right. Could you is it possible to if you if it's possible to make noise you can hear noise. What is that? Just some invisible shit flying through the air I'm saying it to you. You understand what I'm saying just flies through the air and hits you. Why do we think that that's the only thing that's possible there could be some really weird abilities that things have to manipulate matter that may be evolved over hundreds of thousands of years. Looting ogun booty hole gun. Yeah.
Who knows who knows?
I'm hit you with my fucking booty hole gun and destroy a fucking block.
Maybe it's like super normal for aliens, like pee on each other the way dogs. Do you know maybe aliens just walk up just piss on each other all the time
who knows who fucking know who knows but this is all we can do is just sit and drink beer until until that's it.
I'm amazed that they if they
Really did have UFOs this whole time that they kept his such a good secret pretty incredible. Like I don't want to encourage that kind of behavior, but I got to say I'm impressed right if the government really kept a fucking mouth shut for that long like no one who government is not in the Wizard. These are like those old school Vietnam Vets at fucking craggy skin and Tough Guy voices. Those are the ones that are still left Millennials. They take those positions. We're gonna have a real hard time keeping secret right? It's not going to be the
Same
it's not I mean you
did not going to keep any
secrets. How do you feel about the Battle of Los Angeles
the Battle of Los Angeles. We mean
wherever there was pictures in the paper and shit and it's just spotlights and we were shooting at this
thing. Oh, right. Was that like over here? Is that old? Yeah real old like in the 50s or something. Yeah. Yeah who the fuck knows what that was
man. What the fuck?
That and then we shot at it and it wouldn't go down and because they see that who knows you got it's either two things. It's either they know.
And they're hiding it or it's something Earthly terrestrial. Yeah.
And people just interpret it as yeah, look at that
is searchlights and anti-aircraft guns their son's soccer comb sky during along. What year is that Jim?
1942 so what year did Oppenheimer first detonate the bomb? I know the Manhattan Project was already in operation by 42 but tied they detonated the first bomb yet.
Test of the actual the actual first test. Let me check. Okay, I bet it was around that time a couple years later. Maybe I bet in that in that time period when human beings start in a race to try to split the atom. That's what about the aliens. Like. Hey, we got a live one. We got a live one over. Here's my other friends figured it out. Yeah the 1940s they were all doing that shit right years later three years later. Yeah, so they're probably working on it back then and the aliens are probably well aware that
It Was a Race going on and they probably visited that's what I would do if I had like like a planet like imagine if you're a researcher and you have a whole planet and on this planet, they've lived for millions and millions of years but the most advanced things like a monkey person, you know like Australia pithy kiss or something and they go listen we know where this is going it's gonna take a long time they might not even make it the mic it wiped out by a volcano let's just fucking sprinkle a little bit of Us and Them get
At crisper working manipulate the DNA of these
things a wrench or the little icons with the hot
dog the Hot Dog songs splice it in and make some new people.
What happened to the dinosaurs Joe
asteroid. Yeah that hit the Yucatan. They know when they know where there's there's something called. I think it's called iridium and it's really rare on Earth and really common in space and there's a thick layer of it around 65 million years ago, and it's just giant crater in the Yucatan.
So killed all the dinosaurs for most likely most likely this some other theories about how long they lasted which one's died all which one like like alligators alligators. Those motherfuckers are still here
alligators are here right now, right
about 1/8 a kid at Disneyland a couple years back no shit. It was the year before I was there did him whole Disney World not Disneyland Disney Worlds the Florida 180 kid. Yeah. Oh a two-year-old kid snatched him up Jesus.
Is horrible horrible playing near the water in this fucking dinosaur and imagine you take a kid to Disney World? Well, it's going to be safe for sure. We're at DisneyWorld. Yeah, they've done a great job making sure there's not monsters live in a pond. Nope. Now, there's monsters in that pond fucking alligator came out eight their kid. Look at this motherfucker. That's the motherfucker.
There's no this is a different one this because
these people are standing just a few feet away from a goddamn dinosaur with a brain the size of a quarter.
I think doesn't give a fuck about you or your babies or your kids or you're just lucky. You're lucky that dinosaur doesn't just a body
wash the size of a
human. Yeah, dude. It's so they're so big and that's not even a huge one. There's there's a video One Florida walking across a golf course. It's 15 feet long and you see it and these guys are in awe. They're like what the fuck they they're out there playing golf and a legitimate dinosaur walks by 15 foot long alligator. It's so big
It's
so big dude. It's like look at it. Look at that thing. Look at that. Is this the yes, holy Christ. Holy Christ. Look how big that is. I'm the golf course Road. Look how
big it is. Look at the size of that. Yeah. Holy shit, man your ball struck my foot. Holy fuck that thing. So big
what I see you in the parking lot.
What's the Billy Madison
quote comma Gilmore that's what it is. Oh the alligator ate his hand.
Carl Weathers, it's fucking
crazy crazy. Is that as you're out there living in Florida you live with no answers dinosaur. That's a real legit. Dinosaur.
You think about it too. It's so interesting to think about like even in Florida, but in Australia the spiders the house spiders like I see a spider he's like this big I'm like, okay fine.
In Australia, the average spiders like this fucking big. Yeah. They're what are you going to do
terrifying creatures over there? There's brown snakes and shit my Australian friend Adam green trees always trying to get me to go out there go camping with him like get the fuck out of here.
No, he goes hunting in Australia
that dang. Look at that thing.
No hook them.
No, no no so much protein if yeah, you're hungry. Is that a huntsman? Yeah, Jesus Christ. Look at that thing. That's so big. Australia is just buck. Wild man.
There's it's so bizarre to think like all and you seen the there's big as grasshoppers that are like this big
Locus man
terrifying,
you know, I didn't find out until a few years.
Years
ago I look at that fucker. What is that? It isn't seized his wonderful carrot like an infant like a toddler. He's eating a carrot like a fucking toddler. That's insane. It's like he's screaming through a traffic cone. Also if I saw a centipede I would die. Oh my
God, look at the size of that. Look at that butterfly thing moth monster looked ugly butterflies true. It's really the same thing. How come why isn't this pretty and what happens with the fucking SWAT?
Every chance. Yeah, what because we Value Beauty look at that. Look at that
creative. I saw that I would run away
bro. You ever seen a centipede eat a
mouse? No, do you want to it's probably
see find a centipede eats a mouse. I didn't know they did this man. That's he that's a I never would have thought that thing was a monster. I thought it's just a bug probably nice. It's little bugs. Uh, no eats
about you just saw a grasshopper eat a carrot like a fucking four-year-old. It's
Casey that's a four-pound
grasshopper. Look at this. Look at this centipede attack in his mouth shit Bro their predatory like alien like a movie that's like the movie Alien whole look at this shit. It's biting into the back office the side of the mouth and killing it dude. It's more than sad. That's an
alien where the sad and it's throwing
itself into the body all my
God take that off of the
camera bro. Imagine. Holy shit. That's why you need to learn to
Is a ver centipede nice need to learn Jujitsu. You need to figure out how to well that's your next venture move that mice Jiu-Jitsu class. Don't let him get your back. But that's not good at your back. My
cats killed two mice in my your
cats are murderers every cats murder. There's no doubt about that. But if the mice new
Jiu-Jitsu maybe my cat would have died
cat is so
big cat is Big Dot. They'll have a
chance but the centipedes not that much bigger than a mouse or
It's smaller than the mouse really cat is Big - small. Well, we gotta worry about is bugs because bugs are small, but that's what nature did to them. They made them like invulnerable but small so we could squash them. But if they were big we'd be so fucked those murder Hornets member they were trying to scare us with those. Yeah. It was right during the covid like, you know, you saw Tiger King and then murder haunted but
then no then the honey bee figured out how to vibrate.
All around it and kill it with heat in that crazy. That's
crazy crazy. How did they figure that out? And how do they know how to work together to overheat? The
Utah is the hive State murder wasp Utah's a high state. So these are smart as
shit. Yeah, they're weirdly smart
weirdly smart. There's something connected to bees and
Aliens. Well for sure they all know how to make that fucking Hive there's no classes.
There's this just coming out now. Come on, man.
Imagine all over the world. This one being knows exactly the kind of shape to make and makes it with like what's it using how what creates that wax? So like now using what they get do using what they get from Plants, right? It's is it pollen that makes the stuff that they use for wax? Is that what they get or is it an excretion from their own excretion, so
Then they make this excretion and then they literally build a house of their own
spit and then we eat it. Yeah, it's
delicious honeycomb. It's very
good.
Never have it. I'm not a big honey guy. No,
you went too sweet and low.
No
you and aspartame or real
sugar guy.
I like the coke with real sugar. You'll
show your coax the best it's true and there's an added benefit of knowing it's killing your body the diet coke you can pretend you're healthy. I'm having a Diet Coke. This is basically like water
Max
that is not water bitch. It doesn't there's nothing about that. That's water. This is water for
me, you know.
What do you say? Why don't you crack that one open?
I will sing. I Will let's really get into it. I think we're down to the real nitty-gritty. We got pretty into it man. We're with aliens making pizza talking about it. Is these hoop? Yes, you know, that's the crazy thing is we need bees to make other plants. Like can you find out about pollination you like what like that's how it's done. It's done through the B the b gets it on their body and then they go to another plant and it pollinates in that's bananas. What a
It's
system. And what we need is a there is a major
key. Oh, yeah for
sure. There's one boss.
Yep. Queen bitch.
That's crazy. It's just like humans. Essentially.
Yeah. Well in a way, well, it's not though. It's like some it's here's a like this the thing about bees they're small so we love them. But if they were big, they would be our biggest.
Ami ever that would be the most terrifying thing on the planet is a horse sized be and then imagine like enormous huge colonies of horse-sized bees that come out of the mountains like demon just come in so like a fucking helicopter people up. Yeah do what those Japanese hornets do when they cut those beehives hit those honeybees heads off. Imagine. There's something out there doing that other
species cutting other be
Heads off. Oh, yeah, that's what these murder hornets.
Do they climb on top of the back of the honeybee and they bite their head off.
Yeah, but then honeybee strength in numbers.
That's the strengthen I got my but guess what? They don't always win. It doesn't always work out sometimes
and a lot of murder horny motherfuckers get their heads cut
off do this all terrifying one that if it was a horror movie like if you were a honey bee it would be the worst like Conan the Barbarian movie ever the most brutal they swarm in and these murder her.
Donuts grab ahold of these honeybees and just chop their heads off and they're trying to get in I think to get to the I think they want do they what do they want the eggs? This looks like what are they trying
to get into video bro?
It's what's up. I think they're just assholes. I don't do justice, but look how they do it. They cut their fucking heads off man. It's horrific. There's so much bigger and they just run up on these honeybees and cut their heads off.
How do they cut him off with those Clippers incisors?
Yeah, see those front Clippers, there's laterals and they just grabbed them and chop them up man. It's horrific. They just tear them apart with their face. So this is there's these weird look at those are all dead. Honey bees and these weird Wars that go on with these murder hornets and honey bees how do you film this? Do you know what's going to happen like to they set the things that's awfully bubbly. Did they totally set those fucking dude? It
looks like a fucking Tony Hawk skate video. Let's do this.
Looks like a very 90s
video Jamie. That's a really good question. I do you think that this is like a murder-for-hire scene? They need just enough film left. The bees are the Thorns go and
they had a fish eye. They
look at what's going on here. You got these Hornets in you have murdered by this is a horror movie for bees, like look around back there. Those are all be bodies
good transition there cut these the mean
if that's what we're why like maybe they did set this up. Maybe they brought in Murder Hornets to an active honeybee Colony. I know bodies bad note this bodies the comb all the comb. Yeah. I know. How did they figure that out? It's perfect. It's always like that too. It's not like one guy look bro woman who have a fucking double. It's
okay. My hands gonna have
eight edges. Yeah. No one has cones. Like, you know, like some wheels on cars that are just so big there's no: like that there.
The same you don't know how to do it all over the world to it's a weird animal. We're just lucky that little thing is that that size that fucker was big German Shepherd size bees.
Let's go back. Let's go back to the monolithic period there were probably bees fucking a
footlong. Let's find out. What was the biggest be in history? You say a foot long. I say you're probably right. I say it footlong. I agree with you. I bet you it makes me sort of X. That makes sense.
Maybe even bigger I'm gonna go foot-and-a-half. Fuck it. I'll go foot and a half.
What do you think? Jamie first result was not correct? It gave me something that was actually alive recently. They thought was extinct so that's not oh, but let's take a guess. Now while we're
say 11
inches. I say a foot and a half. What do you say that sounds so
big I know they were but everything's big better than man. They're
all a shoe flying around. Yeah some fucking -
action.
Yes 17 inches is pretty big.
18 inches five six inches, that's pretty big. Yeah inch-and-a-half. I say 11. It's totally possible though. There was giant fucking bugs back then 18 inches ain't shit.
I would imagine there was a big Shacks when I what's up just keeps giving me this thing called Wallace's giant bee which was two and a half inches. We expand to not fit that ain't shit. I know what do you think? Let's let's
Google it. What are you doing with that dog was like fucking 30 feet long.
I mean we have
that thing.
That's right there. That's a tarantula hawk that's on in front of the skull see that little glass bottle. So can I yeah,
Yeah, that's from Maynard. You know Maynard from Tool manichean. He has this is that hymns his from his farm. He said some this is him. That's him. That's him. That's he's haunting this room through that bug that's from his farm. He you know, he runs his Vineyards and he he sees these fuckers up there.
Yeah, if this if if we think about history is exponential then these fuckers have to be 11 inches exactly.
Science
fiction science. Okay, let's let's ask this what do you think the biggest bug ever is what's the biggest
bug ever?
In history, make sure to make sure it's like 90s bug in his like millions of years. I say two feet. Okay. All right. Um, I want to say bigger.
Really? Yeah. I want someone to think there's like some fucking Sarah pods that are technically bugs. Is that what they're called theropods go theropods some of those crazy cephalopods, so it may be and then crazy
and shadows.
Like like the Pokemon decent Kabutops
if there was some creepy old bugs back in the day for sure. Yeah. I want to say might be three feet. You can probably like it's different. So I guess in like a lobster and crabs aren't technically and that's what the divers call in the combo. There are bigger ones of those than this largest dragonfly. It's showing me this like 1.8 meters. I feel like there's got to be a
crabber. What's the conversion bigger than
that? What do you want to eat? And then .8 when it's the compare?
The 6-foot person it's not that big. It's pretty big smash better. Alright time to climb your asshole if that was trying to climb in your asshole. You'd be very unhappy that's big. But yeah, but compared to a person so then they say that's the largest Instinct and second-ever stinked insect 275 million years ago. Oh, not that impressive so rest than we could
no not even
Large bug is to bug. That's like a large hot dog. That's what it's like. I have largest bug ever in history. And it's attracting large. We're lucky the little man. We're lucky. They're little I just found out a few years ago that when when locusts come and they swarm into like like an area and ruin cornfields and chilling. Those are
grasshoppers
Some weird change happens to Grasshoppers and they become locusts and it doesn't happen all the time. There's like some zest. Well, maybe we're
You know, we're trying to like write it down as some sort of technical hormonal change inside the animal but maybe that is everything just to give possessed by demons. We're just trying to figure it out. What makes harmless little green grass Hoppers turn it into Brown crop chomping clouds of swarming Locust serotonin. Oh shit. Yeah, according to study published This Week In Science. It took just two to three hours for timid grasshoppers in a lab to morph into a gregarious locusts integral.
Is Locus after they were injected with serotonin? Wow, so they cheat changes this chemical changes what they are and they get bigger. I think right but they get bigger. They look
bigger. Well, you saw grasshopper eat a carrot
doesn't get up there. That was a ridiculous grasshopper. Like if you were on your bike and your face hit that crashhopper like you'd be fucking he might get knocked off the bike
right? It's like a scary like a
baseball. Well, that's a bird you hit a bird.
Like if you hit a bird with your face while you're driving your bike, like you're probably going to fall down you probably you take my might be able to take it. If you get to wiggle the bike keep your wits about you you get hit in the face with a bird.
I mean planes go down,
right? They do birds get sucked into the fucking engine
bird. I think it's more than one bird. You need a phaser words, you know, I think you need a lot of Beaks the most of the
stuff I think grinds up quick because our Kita
The meat grinds up quick. I think it's the beaks the beaks of the issue
blows our mind to Rolls-Royce makes turbines now for jet engines. That's the craziest shit. They make dope stuff man.
That's a weird company, right? Are you ready?
Ball want to let everybody know? You're not fucking around. I have a Rolls-Royce turbine. Yeah airplane.
I don't you know, this is I was just playing a carriage you drive a Rolls-Royce what I yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but you have one beautiful. What does it feel like when you
drive around that thing like a boat? Mmm. It's like you're on a
pontoon.
But you also want to you're on like this if you want to go to the king of the the custom car like the king of the expensive luxury cars Rolls-Royce. That's
the case. Yeah, there's something about it driving around. You got that Grill Come On Son you guys stars in the roof ladies love house on the roof. That's right stars on the roof. You had to do that in the Bronco.
No,
that would be no. I
can't do that to Bronco
72 broccoli not allowed to
do that. Let's go.
Else he he can't he can't put that blue light inside the wheel. Well, stop doing that. Stop doing
that. Listen, man. I got blue light in my wheel. Well, you can have that if you like you're a different
person. A lot of people should not put blue light in the wheel well of their classic Bronco, but yours is from the OJ days. Yeah, right. That's okay. You can do you want to
those? I'm happy to see that here because there's a certain charm of
about Broncos that I think a lot of people understand they make you smile. I
see a nice Bronco makes me
smile. There's something about it. Even the new ones. I love it. Look at that. That's my Explorer. That's a 92 Ford Explorer. Ladies and gentlemen,
you got a 92 Ford Explorer with those kind of crazy Gullwing
doors. Yeah, that guns don't work. They're hard to it's hard to get in but it looks cool.
I think the person who did those Wing doors the
Is Tesla that Tesla X you have to go and goes there? It goes straight up in the air and then it comes straight down. I mean those things are
sick. I like Christmas
mode. What's Christmas mon? I've seen the dance mode when
yeah, that's already what I maybe you just do dance mode during December and then it's Christmas Tiffany haddish chances
back in the days. We were allowed to go to The Comedy Store Tiffany haddish was in the parking lot and she had her car.
Ron dance mode she had it playing music and the car was dancing. She was dancing in front of it and a bunch of us were dancing to it was hilarious. It's like a car dancing
Guardians. What were your moves like my dance moves? Yeah. They're very
subtle very like barely moving. Yeah. Yeah. Look at that. Yeah, that's the
Christmas.
That's it. Also plays Trans-Siberian Orchestra.
This is what happens when you get super smart dudes and you give them too much free time. Like what else you guys want to do and they're like Elon what we want to do is we want to make it dance like, okay,
that's for Christmas. Super cool. We want to make a dance for Christmas Halloween every holiday.
Yeah.
That's a different animal to like the the Tesla animals a different animal when you're in one of those. It doesn't even feel like your car feels like you're on you're on some next-level thing. You're in some this is what the future of cars is. All right, it's here right
now. Would you drive a entirely autonomous car?
I think you're going to have to
eventually I don't think so. I
think they're going to get so good at making those things not crash that will completely eliminate auto accidents. I
think there's something
there's something that
Could have you seen upgrade?
Yes, I did fun movie
and then great movie. Yeah car gets hacked.
Yes. That's right. That's right.
Right. I think always and I can't speak for the Next Generation. But I think I will always until I die drive my motor vehicle. I think that we're old school. Yeah, we like it or not. We're all
school because think of you're younger than me, but you will be people younger than you and 10 20 years.
Now they'll be different dealing with a totally different reality like this a lot of kids today that are just used to Uber right? That's what they do. They just use lift or they use Uber and they barely drive anywhere avoids drunk driving doesn't cost that much. They just travel around with other people driving them. They're used to someone else driving. So if all the sudden comes along that you can get a car that can drive you around and with a hundred percent certainty not crash into other cars, right like did they all communicate with each other? Right? They're going to say hey people we think about this how many people die from car accidents?
Every year right now. Think about what what what we would do to bring those people back. All you have to do is not drive your car and that's how it happens. It doesn't happen because anybody's evil doesn't have it just like this is what people do they get more and more control over their environment and more and more control over safety and the more and more control over what you can and can't do because you don't want to violate the safety protocols if everybody else is using the autonomous car and you're in your crazy Bronco and you smash
The someone that's your fault you fucked up. If you didn't have that guy like Bronco post
Malone. It's just like it's just like an airplane flight if I'm gonna die on an airplane. I would rather know that I'm going to die rather than being completely out of control. I wonder what the situation if you were asleep probably be a they never wash you
up you took to two of those Ambience and you just fucking crashed.
- I'm just gonna lay
here got a couple share
and there's also a massive falling down from the
ceiling old stop. I hate flying. Okay, I'll stay but then you
just wake up, but then another dimension
if you knew how to fly a plane. Yeah, everything would be different the sure if you knew how to fly an airplane. Yeah, the anxiety of flying would be gone. I don't think that's true
because you still
you.
and that turbulence is
controllable and you can figure it out.
Yeah, but I think when shit goes wrong, it goes really wrong. It's always going to be there right? There's always going to be that fear.
But then as a path as a passenger, yeah, it's kind of like being with a crazy driver. You're like, oh he's making me nervous.
Yeah a little bit could be
but then I mean turbulence is uncontrollable.
but
you feel more comfortable having known if this crazy driver goes crazy. You can grab the wheel and know how to drive. Hmm. Fuck
imagine that scenario drinking champagne. Hang with your buddies on a plane thinking everything's groovy. I'll sudden pilot has a stroke
and then fuck. Oh shit post the knows how to fly a plate.
He's going to save the day
with they both get sick with some crazy disease. You only stopped in Hawaii for one night. But something that the fucking Pilots 8, they're sick with a contagious disease and there in the
front. So they're zombies dude, the pilots are zombies. Mr. Zombie. Yeah, we just made a
fucking dope ass movie right now. Doesn't it Chuck pal enough doesn't he have a movie or a book is a short story where a person turns into a werewolf.
if on a plane
somebody somebody sent it to me along.
That sounds
awesome. Yeah, I think it's a little girl little girl becomes a werewolf on a plane called
Survivor wait, he's got to about a plane. Sorry.
It's a kid becomes a werewolf on a plane Google
that that's what I did type that
in. What is that? He had a collection of he had a collection of horror stories, didn't he? Okay that's called haunted haunted. That's
Chuck Palahniuk, right my saying his name right? Thank you. See yeah, that's it. That's it. And one of them is about
am I remembering this seems super obscure. It popped up when I was
looking through here. We see if I can find the thing about
this is the same guy wrote Fight Club really interesting guy had him on the podcast for very interesting guy.
super smart
but what a fucking imagination so
That's a great movie set of creepy thoughts. Right? Yeah, eyelids. Yeah Pilots get the zombie disease before taking off and then the pilots become zombies on the flight.
There. It is a 13 year old Chihuahua Indian girl transformed as if as if a werewolf aboard the plane and caused the crash she relates her Theory to Missing Link who tells her the girl in question was his sister.
Okay, I think I just gave away spoilers. So what's in the box? What's in the box? No, no, no.
No, no. No,
what do you do with Kevin Spacey? What happens with that guy now?
I have no idea.
That's he's the guy he's Keyser isn't he? Wasn't he the guy in that movie? That was Brad. Yeah. I was doing Brad Pitt, but he's the cat movie. Yeah. Yeah.
I was doing Brad
Pitt. I know but I was saying he's saying it to Kevin Spacey then he kills Kevin Spacey,
right?
I'm 25. I hate you bro.
That's what the best answers anyways, ever given to anything. One of the most self-aware answers anybody's ever given to anything.
How about this for a great
fucking movie Man 7 Jesus Christ. That was a vivid movie
large torso.
Kevin spacing.
Yeah, okay. There it is. It's not the small torso. I'm not mean you jealous argue a little bit jealous, you know your resources but it seems he's got a good good lung capacity. Take a big deep breath.
What's in the
box? It's a creepy ass fucking movie man. I love a good creepy movie
too. But for True Detective was kind of like seven for me. The
first season. Yes, I like them Supernatural. I like creepy movie Supernatural or with monsters because I know they're bullshit that way like ones that are like to close to humans to actual human right like that.
I like I like
kind of like the slasher type vibe to where it's like. Oh, there's a dude in a mass that wants to fuck everybody up. Huh? I left because I know if it was my house. I just pop the fucker and and burn it.
Hmm. I don't think that works with
Jason it works with Jason,
but he always comes back made like a hundred
movies. Well, what was the last movie?
The last movie was Jamie Lee Curtis. She's still fucking with this dude. It's oh that's a different one. It's my imagination is
different.
Yeah Halloween, that's right. And my dad you shouldn't do them. My dad used to scare the fuck out of me. And he knew Michael Myers scared the shit out of me and for Halloween he put the mask on and scared the living shit out
of me. That's a terrible thing to do to a kid.
Well, that's why I'm so fucked up to Michael.
Michael Myers is Halloween. And Jason is which one had more movies when we was only a few right Jason Voorhees, right? He had the mothers
like fucking a dog.
Those nine
that space or something like
that don't see it. He Linked UP you remember leprechaun? Yes. Yes. I do leprechaun killed Jason.
Oh my God that
happened to a point where
Freddy
Jason and the only motherfucker that could kill Jason was fucking Freddy
Krueger. Oh, that's so stupid.
Oh my God, it's so stupid looking up here. I'm a leprechaun
in the other is a leprechaun vs. Jason there
really is some of my edited this cleverly are so I remember this this was an actual movie. Are you sure I remember Leprechaun In Space. Well, why don't you google wedding our salute? Why did in the study clicked on the first step pop step, but leprechaun vs. Jason was a movie. I think people are added some shit. Well, why don't you Google it? I'd well, yeah.
Jesus Christ I did and all that comes up as YouTube clips. I don't that's it real movie. Mmm. What about that? Look, I'll fan Fletcher. I made from fan-made trailer. I'm sorry.
I didn't see it. Yo people ask for is Jason stronger than Freddie. But which Jason is the scariest Jason and leprechaun?
How is someone not make that movie?
That is because yo, can we look at deal? Can we look up leprechaun Jason fanfiction bro before covid? Yeah.
Some fanfic of leprechaun and
Jason 100% there has to be but before covid you could probably walk into any like any of those horror movie making producers office and pitched that idea and they'll be like, oh shit. Why didn't we think of that leprechaun vs. Jason, you know breaks in space
and Yellowstone and Michael Michael Myers is a director.
How many movies were there with Jason? It has to be like 20, right? It's like more. Okay, let's ask this more Jason's or more Mission
Impossibles more Jason really for sure. It's a lot of Mission Impossible. There's like five right? I
don't know. I was trying to find the newest one the other day. I was trying to watch something crazy and Mindless.
There's a lot of born identities 12th. There's 12 Friday the 13th. Yeah. Well my God, that
prophecy will be committee concluded on the 13th.
Yeah, exactly. They're waiting for that and 10, you know, they're waiting for leprechaun
verse 11 years. That's this is the the trailer for the fucking movie Jamie. This is a trailer you saying that us looking that up everybody laughing don't own
time
and the leprechaun together at last why didn't kill by
He's like, I can't believe this
shit.
Like if you're a girl you go home. If you're a groupie and you go home with the the goblin or the Necker. Goblet. Yeah, imagine even say he's a real goblin can't even say the word neck real
glad habla con goblins hard to say it would be a
great Stephen King book right there a goblin who is 16 great guy and makeup. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He still writes. Look at that leprechaun terrifying.
Terrified there's a great Stephen King movie about a vampire that flies around in night is on plane great in terms of like let me just like stress. It's classic. It's like it's like eight very 80s like it's not great lo you see it like man. This is like made it yesterday not like, you know like a
You know like a classic Francis Ford Coppola movie or Stanley Kubrick movie not like that, but it's called Night Flyer. I think it's a really good book. I read the book. It's like a short story. I think and then the movie is this vampire just flying around fucking people up and then he he covers his plane during the day. He just lays out there and they have to figure out what the fuck's going on and this is vampire with his own plane flying around fucking people
up pretty cool.
I want Salem's Lot for the first time
he gets it was a made for TV
thing. Salem's Lot ya know. So it was like fucking nine hours long.
Yeah. Yeah. It was like a maid for like network television miniseries.
Well that was it to it was made the first wasn't was the television. Yang,
right? I think so. That was the one with the guy from Rocky Horror Picture Show,
right? Hmm. Is it now? Let's Cooper know the
who is Tim Curry Tim?
Curry's the first it he was the first it in the TV version of it, which is like believe it or not. Scary at the time. It was care
about know that movie sucks. I hate it. It scares the fuck out of me
still but they're nothing compared to the new ones the new it's that's the new it. Yeah. That's I
think this is it. I think this guy's hairier than the new guy. That's pretty scary.
We all float down here Cowboy.
Look at that face man, Jesus Christ. So that's the 1990 Pennywise.
Yeah, there's something about that that might actually be
creepier. Yeah, it's just like fucking lifeless. Well, there's something about it's
a real it's the thing about that is like if you looked into a sewer and you saw a man like that's a real thing. That's not like
CGI know that's like yeah, there's no defects there. The other one.
Yeah, the thing about the new one is it scares the fuck idea when it opened its mouth and clamp sound bites a kid runs arm off, right you're like
That's not what's really happening.
Do you know Michael Myers mask was Will Shatner? What really was a will Shatner
mask? Yeah, no shit.
It was hot a lot of information on it. But Michael Myers mask was like a will Shatner. Oh my God. It was supposed to be Captain Kirk apparently,
but oh my God, it's took the eyebrows off.
It's fucking
terrifying it. Oh my God it is.
That is who he is. How
weird isn't that weird fucking real weird, but that's how it fucking goes. It's like The Uncanny Valley
to something about someone wearing a mask to like that kind of mask. Like he can't you don't see any Humanity. Yeah. He's just
I'm gonna fucking destroy it. Yes from the darkness. That's we're all scared of right? We're all scared of some
super powerful demonic shit. It's outside of our control.
Jason's coming demons are coming. What if demons existed but really rarely just like UFOs like these people that had taken selfies at the Grand Canyon and the like posing like look and then also
the I
have just little demons just waiting
for him in the Grand Canyon
everywhere. I just
whatever she's waiting for you to do. So, there's there's a couple there's like there's like 15, there it is Night Flyer.
Yeah, look at that. That's the that's the vampire. That's that guy is the reporter. He's going to expose the vampire when I see when I say, it's really good. I don't mean it's really
good. I mean, it's really good because
it's kind of schlocky and crazy and you're watching this fucking
fighting back. I like no, you can't I like
the vampire so much power he has to do with the Vampire says
The book is
cooler for sure. The
book is really cool. This is another book. That's really good to Stephen King did about aliens called the Tommyknockers. That's a great book. That's about a UFO that was like buried in the in the ground near a town and its energy started fucking everybody up like it was it was messing with people and that's it because there was this this thing that was right and that was that was a great book that they made a movie out of it, but the movie didn't really kind of capture what the book was about.
It's too hard. It makes sense.
Radiation I guess yeah radio. I'm not a doctor outer space craft fucking bodies. React. How do you react to that? Who knows? Who knows you seem bright burn bright burn. What's that? So it's like it's like Superman if you was bad Superman if he was bad if he was evil. Okay, I thought it was great. It's a movie. Yeah. It's a movie. When
did this come out
really God you shouldn't
You should watch so other loop. You should
watch these fuckers really pretty good. Yeah, dude, that sounds incredible. It's literally like parallel Superman it but if he was like bullied and treated like shit and he was angry. Wow, just imagine that
oh my God, imagine
that if you had that power, but you were angry instead of wanting to help people write like who says Super Heroes want to help people. Oh my God.
Yeah. Imagine if you like super fucking annoying.
Annoying but you're also super powerful you're from another planet, but you smell weird and the girls here don't like you. Yeah,
fuck you're from another planet over and you're
like God damn it and you just get angry and you become
and you fucking let them know squish your mom. Listen bitches go
bus. I'm more powerful than all you fucking to ants. That's I
always think about that too. If there was a real superhero. Would he lay low or would he be like
I am God, he will be am
beating girls off his dick 24 hours a day, and he wouldn't have a chance to save the world because it will be just lined
up. There's a show called the boys,
right? They don't want that DNA. Oh, yeah. It's a like a superhero
show. Yeah, but it's like superheroes are like celebrities, but it would be on such a more Grand scale bro. But if you were the only one to you would be like
the king of the
planet. Well, that's that was always my problem with the Watchman not my problem. But like an interesting part of the Watchmen story was dr. Manhattan, right? Who is basically a God, right? He could do anything right? There was no it seemed to be no limit to his powers me he lived and space he
and his weiner was here
huge giant blue hog, and that was found around show Hogs. You could show them in a movie right remember his
Hargs in movies
nowadays. Well now they're desperate. It's like all they have is streaming Market in hard to show the hog. It was for a while. You could be Cavalier about hiding your
Hogs. You didn't have to go to the show in the hog in order to get ratings.
But now God damn with Netflix they can do anything. We gotta show some Hogs. We got hogs on Netflix in that movie was like remember when they had dr. Manhattan like you got out of the shower or something like that and you like Jesus like you see his big old dick and you
what you had to so if you went to just to see a Superhero Movie and you're out out where your girl you're having some popcorn drinking some Diet Coke enjoying this movie all the sudden ECI big old blue dick that you did not expect but what about when he goes giant blue hog,
full-size like huge like New York walking
around. Yeah. Yeah with his giant blue deck. Just swinging. What does
God's dick look like
like that. It's perfect. Not too big not too small. It's like the perfect tits aren't
Tripoli fake boobs, right? There's a there's a perfect time perfect dicks ridiculous. Like what is the number like dude with a giant car patrol dick? That's no good. Like that's not even get a handicap. There's a there's a comfortable time like whatever the size you guys stop right there and they'll be
greedy. I'm happy here normal good for you know, that's a good place to be man. Almost a good I don't want the doctor Manhattan dick.
Yeah, you don't want any of that shit, but that dude was
that dude is a real God. Yes, what's crazy is that could be people and that could be people in a hundred years with Gene editing and Technology crispr crisper and then the the ability to incorporate technology inside a human beings when they figure out how to put processors inside a human beings and make you smarter to figure out a way to connect your brain connect it through the air with the internet. You're always connected. So next move,
it's gonna happen. That's the next movies your wallets in your body.
There was a video and I don't know if it was fake Jamie. There was a video where there was a corporation. That was they convinced their employees to get a microchip in their arms that fake that was real
no shit
and they used it to like buy things at lunch and they could use it to open doors. Dude. They stuck this thing in their fucking arm. So they have like this RFID chip in their arms like
like like if you want to work there you have to get it in
your arm.
I'm just like the belko experiment. Just imagine that man. You want to
work at UPS. Great. We need to stick a fucking electronic,
but that's what is inside your body. I mean 97% of money is digital.
Right. Look how much of it is actual gold 3% Look at that thing. They planted that in that dudes fucking hand know. What if he does Jiu-Jitsu then what huh, that thing's gonna break. You have to cut it out. It's gonna get infected. God damn
it. No shit
Bro. There's a fucking company and these people are lining up to get this shit injected into their body. Look at that guy. He's like I should have stayed in college. That's what he's thinking right now. He's thinking
Should own this company. These guys are all assholes. I can't believe everyone's willing to get this thing inserted in there fucking body can't believe I couldn't ever
crazy. I couldn't ever
what is the the the company's name, please? Excuse me 3 Square Market. I think I read about it once but like it's they might have been doing a proof of concept to show this could work for other companies, which is that what they do. They do these things like you could almost like I think like those Amazon go stores we can just walk in grab what you want.
Want and leave uh-huh. This your chip knows how much money you have and it's just scan is the scanner or whatever on the way
out that so what if that's don't what if you don't have money.
No that falls you what
if you don't have money
one of those I
robots or what if you build up that debt, it's like 10 grand and chicken and then they got to fucking take your fucking
hand iRobot knocks on your door bang bang bang man. We are here to collect money from you post
Malone. It's a suede denim secret police.
Less World here watch that show.
Yeah, they got versus
artificial PP allowed to shoot artificial pp-people. Okay robot people you're allowed to shoot official
artificial people you guys never let my to stumble through there. I might have fucked that up. Well, I can't say no program public on who can that would be a great Stephen King
book, right a goblin that tricks people into thinking that the man in The
Mask. How about a goblin with a microchip that runs out of money?
And then he has to go on the run from his fucking his debt collector. Yeah, right. The cats are gonna yeah, that's a cool you get a little bit of Lord of the Rings you get a little bit. I wrote you get all that
shit. He has to tell people or I keep my phone off most of the time because the debt collectors just blow my phone
up. I only turned on a couple minutes a day. Just like my mess. Maybe maybe you think
The chip just goes crazy and it and it gives you
advantages of implants over cards is their permanence they are unlikely to be lost and are non-transferable businesses. Do not need to worry about theft or access details to the same degree because to do so would involve mutilation and be much more obvious. What what the fuck was I
chasing me?
Nation in the Arlene
someone anything tell him stealing your chip so they could cut it off your body from a business perspective. It also allows a more precise tracking of employees due to the in body nature of an implant over a car so my god listen to this but this statement is so
bizarre
mutilation in article is NASA's do not need to worry about theft or of access details to the same degree because to do so would involve mutilation.
And be much more obvious imagine you don't have to worry about someone cutting that chip out of your fucking hip and using it to open all the building and stealing all the information because that would be obvious
know I'd be really obvious. Everyone would see it
come and it would involve me to lay sure.
I love mutilation in the paragraph of my favorite.
You're sitting around at your house think I can't believe I let these motherfuckers inject this thing in my hip.
This feeling it every morning you touch this
thing. That's what the world. That's what I was getting at. If you're overdue on your balance it with just irritate you there would be something that would irritate you to the point of insanity wake up and get another job to make me
what who are you
fucking neurological and just said that yeah the chip is your chip. It's Chip. Yeah.
It's the overlord.
We are communicating to you from your chip. You
don't want us to involve mutilation. And this fucking is that would be obvious. It would be too obvious. It would be too obvious.
And in fact does like the most non
soothing? Yeah, they were trying to sell that fucker. It's not working. That's the least soothing
way to say No One's Gonna Steal the chip because he did.
It would involve mutilation. Holy
fuck imagine.
No one mutilates. Don't worry. It's totally safe.
No one's ever mutilated. It's not like
they don't even have a really good reason for you to do it. Of course. He's still like to use copy machines open
doors copy machine. How about I just press fucking copy. How about I press Start boss. You can't perform worshiping me bitch. What if that ship right?
That's
what happens. If you play rugby and the chip breaks inside your arms as you can put a ticket out just as easy as a splinter. That's a lie, but then it says mediation
is about this fucking big. That's a biggest splitter. I see that's
hilarious. Oh my God, they would just have to Bowie knife it out of you. That's how gotta be a fucking it probably is a dark mirror episode, right? Is there one of those where someone gets a chip?
I think every episode of Black Mirror they have a
chip
Yeah, they figured it out. Black Mayors figured out everything that's
gonna happen. Everything is gonna go wrong.
You had the cloning thing earlier with that cloning episode that dude had member where they had to the space station team like oh yes, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. That was the one where the guy was a tyrant, right? Yeah. Fuck that was a creepy one.
That was a creepy one.
I like the video game one where he goes days at that old mansion and he just goes fucking nuts. That's a good
one.
How long before they're going to make an artificial post Malone looks just like you sits right next to you freaks me
out. Is he doing my shows?
No, he's got no Talent.
He's really easy robit' the I think
there's going to be it's going to be a long road before they figure out a way to make an artificial thing. That's creative. I think that might be the only thing we have
well they try to make computers make music all the time. It sucks. It sucks. There's something that we do we
Like we were talking about earlier it when you're doing something we I mean humans that makes other people happy.
That thing is hard to Define. It's hard to figure out what numbers like you listen to eye of the tiger and you want to start
running see like what is that a computer fucking make that can't make
shot if you were a kid when I wasn't Rocky 3 came out and that fucking song comes out. Holy
shit. Yeah tonked. Tan. Tan tan again. Come on, man. What are my chances of the artificial postie sitting here while I take a take a piss? I know.
I knew it was coming.
Go go take a piss bro. We have plenty of time. We'll be right back. Ladies and
gentlemen.
And this is super annoying. My necro. Goblet Khan
will be right back.
What a blast man. Yeah, man real fun.
Is that me?
Damn, as soon as you close it it shuts off. That's the are kicking on.
A specific cigarette are think there's a specific setting. It's just that's cool.
Technology's pretty cool
I changed my mind about these chairs. You don't like him anymore. Now my ass hurts it gets to you after a while. Maybe I'm sitting wrong.
No, you gotta
sit. Or maybe I'm too thick.
Yeah, maybe but you should you should always if you can.
You're not going to but you always if you can sit like this, that's it should sit. It's be fully erect. So when you're sitting at should be an
animal is fully erect
congratulations, but I don't I don't follow my own advice most of the time I sit like this and I try to get myself to not do it because
it puts a lot of pressure on your back. It's rough. Yeah. I used to have my little brother.
Jump on my back because I thought it was hilarious and it's not
funny. Is it fucked her back up? Yeah,
it's not funny anymore.
Yeah, we good. We rolling. Okay. Yeah disc problems are no joke man. That's a if you have like bulging discs or herniated discs got to take care of those you what you definitely can't do is fuck him up worse. Sure. Like if you have a chance do something take their real close to being able to fix that too. They're already replacing them. There are
Sonoma with these titanium discs that move around they not perfect but it's better than you know, having degenerative disc disease and how yeah massive pain all the
time and that's not something that's not something that I'm mad at is what I meant. I disc I'm mad at chips in your hands that you have to mutilate to get out. Yeah, that's scary. People are totally a piece a piece of metal and set of a bone.
Isn't harmful.
No
because there's no technology in that. It's just a filler. Right? Right. It's just something to replace something that's broken.
Right? Like if your hand gets bitten off by a shark and they say listen you had two options, right? You can have no hand or we'll make you a hand that looks exactly like your old Hand Luke Skywalker style, right you put that on you can feel with it and everything would just won't be a real
hand. No, I mean that's totally fine too if it's controlled by your
Brain, you wake up in the middle and it's choking you and see that's that's that's the that's the whole argument that could happen that could that could happen. Come on, man. Some Terminator shit. How
strong would you goddamn hand be if it was made out of metal
wires shit. Think do you think you couldn't fight a robot know their faith you up if you had a metal hand you can fight. No they wouldn't
let you
No, no chance. You can't have a metal think that would be that would be like the
new hard as
fuck metal metal handed people are people too and they would want to enter into MMA and fuck people up with their iron arms. Oh my God that that's that dudes. Oh shit
all the gelder but he's got something I just was looking at this crazy hook thing.
He also makes a bunch of different. That's cool. Is that for climbing? It doesn't say it. So he has different Prosthetics that he does different things.
With no context for that. I met him. He's got a carbon-fiber articulating hand and a carbon fiber leg got attacked by a
shark.
Is is the hand
Camus rollable? Yeah, he can move it like this with his nerves. I don't know how it's hooked up. Do you know how it's hooked up? Nope, but I don't know if it's muscles and I was like,
wow, that was normal.
Maybe he wasn't tracks it with his muscles man. I don't
that's the one thing that's like that. Okay. Yeah. I know. We've done it before somebody gets.
It's like the self-driving car. Right? Right if there's a way for somebody to control that and it's not just your nerves or whatever controlling, right?
Instead of it's hooked up to the cloud or something somewhere like the fucking chip. You know what I
mean? I do know what you mean. Look I've never played an acoustic guitar, right, but I would imagine it's probably a pretty magical experience to play in like a really good guitar. It's very visceral and satisfying so that that analog visceral satisfying feeling of doing something that there's that
Just in the car world to if you like if you driving like a 1969 Porsche 911 those are cooled cars the way like 2,000 pounds and it's
a let's get this crazy word
mechanical sound to it bro that there's a thing there's a connection you have to that the you're not going to get once you start adding technology the all that's shit's gone that weird thing that that very analog thing that you get from like it exists with it exists with looking at a painting it exists.
Listen to someone saying it exists to with with jokes with there's a thing man when you can just fucking nail a lot got this thing that makes you feel those cars make you feel better. That's the difference like an old car will make you feel better. Right? That's a new car is not going to do that a new car is going to be cool is fucking awesome. Right but it's not going to make you feel better. Like there's something about
feel better. You're on a drug. It's
Very mild, amazing drug. You're not going to get that off a spaceship. That's autonomous since you know, it's autonomously driving.
Yeah, and that's and that's the whole that's the whole deal. It's like, you know.
There is technology that's helpful. Technology does not go with the human body. Yeah, it's this is like organic, right? You know what I mean? Yes and
like the chip
It's it's gonna go wrong sometimes for sure. It has to it's always going to be perfect.
All the people the chipper 100% happy. Yeah, none of them got
infection no mutilation.
Happy nobody mutilated. No mutilation. It was never so
obvious. That's what I'm saying. Like if you have to have a piece or a discs in your spine removed with a metal plate instead of a metal plate with a microchip in it. That's the total difference. You know what I mean?
I do know what you mean.
But what if that microchip made you feel better? Well, they put that microchip and you and also and this is how I want you to look at it. What it is is essentially new software management of your body your mind will stay the same post Malone, right? But your body will now be in control of this perfect system that's going to figure out what it needs what it doesn't need work at all. Now, it's you just live your life. You'd have to worry about your body anymore.
I've already seen too many movies about don't worry about your body.
To it's fine. Everything's in this be wonderful.
It's okay. It is cool to be cyborg. If you're living a shitty life you like I fucking
hate delivering for Postmates. I hate fucking where I sleep. I hate I hate what I do. I'm tired. I don't want to do it anymore. Then also in this this little thing comes along right give control of your body to the state must still be the same inside your mind, but our microchip will control all of your biology to the point. Where you no longer
I need to go to the doctor. You don't need health insurance because you're never going to get sick, right?
One but one by one people give
in interesting get infected in just affected by technology to sting.
Do you think it's possible
most definitely but is it better? Here's the thing. Is it better if your grandma dies of cancer or is it better? If you have some technology that keeps you from Ever Getting Any disease ever but it's embedded inside your body and it's controlled by a team of scientists
latex, but it comes to I was watching
something.
Robot can walk and swim so gets in your cells makes its way through to your brain and fucking explodes Jihad. This is the craziest thing ever that what that what they're willing to do today with with technology and like what they're experimenting on what we're seeing in these videos is just a tiny amount of what's possible for them in the future. I mean, they could man we could have insane technology of changing human bodies.
inside our lifetime
You're in shape, right? I try my best me not so much. Do you ever want to be no. Well, there you go, then. Yeah. I mean, I'm happy here as long as you're happy. But like we were talking about earlier comes to I guess generation y's. Yes, because if you have to pantomime a cell phone, how do you do it?
You gotta do like this like this. Yeah flip phone, but
I saw a video.
Of are they doing this now? They're doing this?
Okay, that makes sense
because the iPhone yeah, but we do it like this. Yeah.
So they're there maybe later comes a time because like I said, I will never drive a fully autonomous car. Hmm But I hear you. I'm sure there's someone years down the line. That will be like, oh fuck. Yeah. Are you kidding me?
I think they're going to do it because it's safer. I think that's why it's going to be really hard to get people to sign off on the idea of letting people drive their own cars. It's a thing that we got really
Used to that. We only got used to for a little while. I mean there was no cars in 1700 and in the 2020s. Everyone's got a fucking car. They're everywhere. So in that time period we went from all of human history no cars to the invention of a car whatever the fuck that was. We figured that out. Once the eighteen hundreds or something the eighteen hundreds. They figured out that late first car.
That's not that long and then we just decide. Well, you have to have a card basic human right don't really have to have a car but cars are awesome. Like an old card is awesome are
how are you going to get to your job public
transportation if it's better, that's what that's a
car.
Well, not necessarily. It could be like a tube where people fly through it. It's all magnets on the other end to keep it from crashing into each other. They could figure out some weird shit that has nothing to do with cars.
It's too late. This is like totally too late. I think if they could figure out a way to convince people that there will be no more auto accidents. That would be a good way to get people on board. Right? They said no more auto accidents ever people would probably be like, oh well, how can you argue against that you selfish fuck we want to shift through your own Gears and kill my nana and that's what people are going to do. They're going to give into it because they don't want to be selfish.
I mean, this is like the slow slide into accepting that we're a part of Technology, right? The slow slide is us hanging onto our biology as much as possible. I think that's a good thing. I think biology is awesome. But I see the writing on the wall. I see where it's
going. Yeah, I mean it's going on.
Yeah, we're sliding it to this new existence, but we're really insistent on keeping our old ways. It's real weird. I know in terms of like I like to hear the rumble of an engine. I'm one of those people I love a rumble of an engine.
But then I mean, I don't want to backtrack too much, but I have been butt.
At the end of the day, I would rather.
Be responsible for my decisions I suppose. Yes.
Well, you're an artist, you know, you're just being an artist is a different kind of person. It's a person has chosen a path of doing whatever the fuck they want to do like expressing themselves professionally. Of course, you don't want someone driving you feels good to drive Mmm Yeah, is it experiences that you get in life you want if you want to feel them all, you know, and some of them are dangerous some of them come with consequences if you make a mistake, that's how you get better if you take away all
consequences
My concern is that we're going to just like keep protecting ourselves more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more to the point where we're just incapable of withstanding any adversity. That's what I'm worried about with people.
Well, and that's what I say. Aye. This is this is why I would rather
drive my own car is because like you never fully you never you wake up and you never know. What's happening. Right? Right. You never know. What's going to happen during the day.
There's something good about that. Yeah.
No, it's incredible, but
we're all people and
I would rather have that be biological then a computer. Yeah controlled and that's and that's where I'm coming from. I suppose
I'm with you I'm with you. I see both sides of it. I really do right. I'm not on a particular side of it, right? Because I think I'm I think what all of us are doing is like witnessing these changes happening in real-time and trying to hold on to whatever ground we have that we think is important.
sacred, you know, I think that's one of the things we're doing where
You know people that ride motorcycles he wanted ride Harley's and Loud engines and it's romantic. It's exciting all those things. I think are cool. But I see the writing on the wall like a hundred years from now. It's all going to be
autonomy. Yeah,
it's going to be very few licenses that we give away to people to let them Drive their own car, right? It's probably it's probably all going to be controlled by some Central system that keeps you at a certain Pace, you know, because it's going to be annoying.
It's going to be annoying. It's going to be just drive to work no more
fun anymore before it's like if you worked at a job and you had a 68 Camaro, right and you drove your 68 Camaro to work while you're driving down the street listening to Whitesnake
Here. I Go Again on my own and you're driving this fucking thing in your shift in your own Gears,
right that guys having a good ass time and someone can come along take that away and say no no, no you have to get in the
The autonomous tube now because safety safety is important says poor fucking dude who looked forward to his drive to work. He had a 20-minute drive to work but during that 20 minutes. He listen to all the music he wanted to listen to he listen to whatever the fuck he wanted. Right and then he pulled into that and pulling that fucking parking spot shut his car off now he's got to go to work, but he knows than 8 hours. He'll be free and fire that car up again run
right shift is looking for a
drive home.
Listen, the best Tunes call your friends.
Whoo, right? You can take that away from
you. Take that part away a person. What about sounds what about are
what about an attack an attack? What kind of sorry like
like, how do you think about it? You think about know you think about you pull out your debit card, right?
And all of a sudden no one's debit card works.
Oh, yeah, right. What's going to stop that from happening?
What do you do with no money? Because
there's only three percent that's real cash that's real like
palpable. So everybody wanted all the paper for all the money they have in the bank. We would never be able to do
it. If everybody's debit card. Stop working it would fuck much
cash. Is there out there right?
I have no idea
like how much cash is. They're out there now in comparison like the 80s when there was only cash.
It's just a second. It's probably the same amount
but most people use credit cards now right like way more.
Yeah, but think about if if we had an enemy that wanted to yeah say nor even or even our own government. That's just like
All technology monetary wise is cut off.
Yeah, they just killed the system. They just stopped at all. No more banks no more banking no more
ATMs.
What are you gonna do you have any money? You don't know what has that money. You can't buy food. You can't buy anything. So you have to steal and then all your money everything dup
how much u.s. Currency in circulation as of July. Eighth twenty twenty one point three trillion.
Look how much how much
is out there. My client is out. How do
we differentiate? What is like digital money? Right? And what is actual
Good point there's 1.3 trillion accounted for but how much of it is an actual paper cash, right?
Yeah.
And what is paper cash even worth
depends on where you're at, right?
Some people don't even want it some restaurants like no, we don't we don't take cash.
Yeah, like whoa do the yeah, I'll get so thing. They flip it
around says according to the CIA the total amount of broad money.
Is 80 trillion
dollars, whoa currently and cash was
and
1.2 trillion to training.
So one point nine trillion is actual cash and all the rest of it is just bullshit. Well, there's nothing
it's fucking it's fucking nowhere doesn't exist. It's not a ball you can get in like mad and jairaj. Imagine imagine where we're at war with the country and then they have
Best oh my God hackers. Yeah or whatever. I guess this is all hypothetical. But your you go to sweat your card and it doesn't work and then everybody in America goes to swipe their card and it doesn't doesn't work.
And then you find out the goblin lead singer of the examples of real goblin.
It's a real Goblin
and he's eating people the same way that centipede eats mice.
Ice gets friend in the back of their head and that's why my skull it's a terrible video.
I know it's horrible very brutal. It
is so brutal and that's what's normal that's normal out there. Just we've figured out a way to wall it off. That's what it is all day long. It's things eating things right fucking chaos
things eat things in the ocean. The ocean
is one giant murder soup. That's all it is. Just Monster murder soup bunch of fucking thing's killing each other how you feel about well.
Cause I love them they're
cool. I've been around them. I've been around them 100 life. You should go to Hawaii. I think it's around. I want to say it's around November ish find out when the whales go near. I've seen him near the Big Island on a one of them cruises. They take out. I've seen him a couple times accidentally while fishing from Maui, but I've seen him on the big island when you go out on a boat ride humpback whales he's in the Hawaiian Islands. Yeah between November and early may but some months are better than others.
So it's cool man. So you're in this boat and then as you're out there you just see one break the surface and then they you know, lean towards that area they go to and sometimes you see him swim under the boat. It's incredible. They're so big man. So does it only real Vegas
creatures on the planet? Yeah. Yeah. Really?
Yeah, the biggest creatures blue. Whales are right onto the biggest sperm. Whales may be the
biggest thing ever ever.
Wow. They're so big dude. I mean we
use that second one Qing.
Or
how long have they been around? Like they didn't get killed by the Yucatan blast. Right aren't they something that's millions of years old. Maybe not that many million. Maybe that's what it is. Like we think about dolphins how fucking intelligent they are. How long have they been around? Here? We go a hundred and seventy three tons. Oh my
God. Oh my fucking
god twenty nine point nine meters, which is a hundred feet long. It's basically a hundred feet long.
And weighed a hundred and seventy three tons
known to have ever
existed. Oh my God, it weighs an adult weighs three hundred and thirty thousand pounds
and they live 90 fucking years. They live 90 years and they're smart.
That's what's weird. We don't you know, they take care of their young. They're smart. There's some weird mammal.
But then there's orcas which are there cut like orcas of the cousins to dolphins. That's the ones we love right? We love killer whales but they murder Dolphins they
murder whales they murdered the did the murders the ocean did the killer
whales yeah, but they call him killer whales and not oh no. Well, they're a dolphin they
call her killer are dolphins.
Yeah, they call him Killer Whales because they kill whales
so do they say so rude sex for fun. I don't know if that's a good question.
Staff until that's a really good question. Let's find out. Yeah, do orcas have recreational sex
casual or sexual partners have casual sex for fun. You probably get a better article
you get someone's got a sense of humor
do Google do orcas fuck for fun. You'll get the best
article.
Got any think it's weird right guys. I wonder how much they know
about. You know, I
don't think they know about them the same way. They know about dolphins.
Is there a is there because that there's not a lot of them.
It's not as many as they used to be. That's for sure. There's a real worried about the ones that are in the Pacific Northwest. There's a pod around the Seattle area. I think that for whatever reason doesn't want to eat anything other than Chinook salmon think it's too
Salmon, and the running out of salmon. There's not as many salmon anymore since things are starving. And so the trying to reintroduce like the idea of getting them to eat like seals are shit. Sea lions things like that because other killer whales eat them all the time. So you have this native pod of killer whales that's really struggling and then you have these pods that are Travelers they travel into the neighborhood. They just fuck everything up to eat all the seals the whatever they want to eat mammals to eat fish. They eat whatever they want and then they take off so they're only there for a little while but this
one pot for whatever reason just one salmon
how many's in the
pot? And I many they're having a hard time keeping them active. They're even thinking about releasing extra salmon into the water. They've had a bunch of like weird ideas of how to how to save them. How many Jamie's Google it's got a scissors a lot of animals that have sex not for fun reproduction. Yeah for sure chimps do but it says they all work is also masturbate which I found this Art Gallery animals due to how I don't
know just as they read they do stuff when
Isn't there only on a rock this is fuck a crab. They call it
masturbation. It's crab rape
Jesus Christ. Oh my God. Imagine a killer.
Whales horny just rubbing up against you like just finish
please a killer whale
just go ahead. It's I get high with puffer fish right elephant's do don't they like pass them around in like yeah dolphins do this what the stories of killer whales rescuing people and they fall off boats, which is really crazy. Like they've had people they've actually said killer whales are actually help them.
Them it's weird because they kill people in captivity but only because they're probably because they're tortured, you know, they're living in a fucking swimming pool and giant Majestic in ocean animal trapped in a prison for no reason didn't do anything wrong. Eventually. They just start killing the trainer's his get pissed off.
man, man
Holy shit, you guys are putting me on who say they they
they get high. They used tough. Toxic that for fish
fucking
crazy. They take a little toot and they pass it around the Dolphins expert deliberate handling of the terrorized pufferfish implies. This is not their first time at the hallucinogenic Rodeo like a
volcano. What if the human smell it's a
fuck a total baguette
is what if we
And smoke Puffs you probably dead in a second. What's it like,
I don't know but we don't have a face like that. I would imagine a lot of shit a dolphin can do that. You can't
swim.
It's got more poisonous. Wow, twelve hundred times more poisonous than cyanide enough toxin in one push puffer fish to Kill 30 adult humans and there's no no names Jesus Christ only resulting in
mutilation Dolphins. Like I'm just hitting it high.
Hi, I
got this you pussies. Don't know what you're doing.
How does that work? I don't know. I never knew that. You know, what's weird is that people want to eat them?
Like they're like a prized Sushi meat because it's like it's exciting you're eating something that the chef fucks this up. Your
dolphins are pufferfish puffer fish. I don't think dolphin dolphin Sushi is there I don't know there has to be so I don't like I like warm warm fish
warm fish.
I cooked yeah baked.
Yeah, I hear you. You're not a sushi guy.
Yeah Fugu that's it right there.
No shit.
Yeah, so that is a it's it's a delicacy for whatever reason people like the idea of eating something that might fucking kill him. It has to be expert top 10 most dangerous foods served in paper-thin slices by expert chefs. The fugu combines luxury with high-stakes gamble the
Intestines ovaries and liver of fugu or Blowfish contains a poison called texts Tetro doc tetrode
necro goblet con.
Tetrodotoxin don't tetrode. Oh toxin. Sorry Tetra dough toxin. Okay, tetrodotoxin, which is 1,200 times deadlier than cyanide. This toxin is so potent that a lethal dose dose is smaller than the head of a pin a lethal dose.
Smaller than the head of a pin and a single fish is enough poison to kill 30 people because of the high risk chefs must undergo two to three years of training to obtain a FUBU preparing license and such expertise raises the price of food dishes up to $200 what that's kind of cheap. It's really cheap. Thank you might die. Yeah, they consume 10,000 tons of fugu fish every year. Oh my God, they're so ballsy. That's a warrior culture right there.
Fucking fugu fish
can't should we try no watch.
I throw I don't want to be there when you die. I clicked one. Don't see what other Foods were first the fresh food. They
listed
hot dogs hot dogs hot dogs are more dangerous than fugu fish people choke on them. Oh,
oh my
God, that's her scent of food-related asphyxiations. And those younger than 10 are caused from hot dogs. Okay. Well, I understand if it's like kids. I understand little kids the parents don't know how to do the Heimlich.
There's a certain age where you're on your own if you choke to death on a hot dog. Just certain age. Like hey, man.
Do you know how to give yourself a heimlich because I don't gotta throw yourself on that if your chair. Oh Jesus Christ. I don't know if it will work. But that's what you got to do. What is it? I'm on a chair and like get this throw your body on no doubt Chuck the food out of your mouth. You don't just
like
Hmm my baby. Yeah, just kind of like I could maybe like in an in an upwards motion
get behind someone and you could force right Force the air out.
So what the fuck do you do? Do you have to get them bending forward you do right? So that the food when it pops out doesn't fall right back in there their whole right? Actually, it says self. I'm like should be a
fist. Yeah put yourself right in an upward motion. I'll show you. Wow.
You both used chairs chairs. Good. Okay. So this guy slammed his hand o to like to like a Gable grip like you're trying to take someone down slam it into your
Okay, right underneath. So right where your solar plexus said be
careful, but what does Jerry there's so many different kinds of chairs. Hey, if it's choking you gotta find the closest one. I think
I heard that they break. They people break ribs doing this all the time makes sense. And then CPR people break ribs doing that to make sense. You push it on the ribs. Trying to get someone to bring you.
Trying to get that food out there stomach that fucking hot dog. What
if the chairs like a throne like a cool like vampire throne and it's like sharp on the top.
Then you're going to impale yourself. Yeah, don't do that in you that's when you do the tone to the
Heimlich when you're near a vampire throne.
It's fucking life lessons here.
Yeah, you ever see that Gary Oldman Dracula movie dude. That's That's a classic with Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves ever see that before. He got too far out picture of Henry. Hi. I'm like the guy who invented it popped up nose. Yeah, it wasn't he came up with it 1974 when I was promoted. So I would have fucked people do before that died only had four doing it for like 50 years stab
themselves with a fucking vampire throw.
Crazy,
wow sure there was something but like wow this self heimlich maneuver maneuver, excuse me, a poem by Pride fate. And so there it is heimlich maneuver to dissolve heimlich recommended standing behind the person wrapping arms around. What 9 was that around nine clasping hands was that mean that's an sein O and O and clasping hands onto I never know what that sign.
Mine is called. I know what it is. I know it's and I know it's Ampersand once you set it spell it, but if you but if you said to me and so what is that thing called before you just had that ability don't the fuck that thing is called. Yeah, I don't know how you would do yourself. You would Lean Forward I guess and just slam it in
and how do you figure that out? You don't you just like choke yourself with like just eat steak and then they purposely all just happy. Yeah, and then like well fuck It's gotta
work. I think someone probably did it one time and then
The other one the other people went that's what we do write that down
but heimlich, I didn't you said 1972.
Mmm.
74 74 Jesus Christ. I figured that would have been around for years. Yeah, right hundreds of years.
People just are demons for taking you when you're choking on food
and put him in the fucking winds taking my belly the witch jail.
Zest possess grasshoppers Little Billy was a good boy, and the demons came
and they took him I was eating hot dogs.
17% he was fine. There was nothing wrong with him the most dangerous food.
That's crazy. More than Fugu. That's how much better Japanese people are being humans. The Americans we die from hot dogs. They don't even die from this fucking super toxic thing where one drop the head of a pin could kill a whole human being they don't even try
that doesn't measure out to me though, by the way enough. There's enough poison right in a puffer fish, too.
30 humans, right but one pin drop is a lethal dose.
Yeah, they have a very small amount of poison. I guess the policy before this was slapping somebody on the back. Well, it's up until like 1970s when the snow is like researching this found out that it actually pushed the food further back down. So the Red Cross had to have like a do not allow anyone to slap you on your back if you're choking and try to dislodge food. Oh my God, and then like he said he read an article by dr. Heimlich about
people dying was a sixth most car like leading cause of death She's like so
yeah, what a wizard he is.
It makes sense with hot dogs though because you get to bite off those chunks, you know, like it's so easy to bite off and if you're a glutton or if you just make a mistake, you just bite off too big a price and you think you're all right and you like what's the fucking solution there
though?
Heimlich maneuver vampire films obviously bro,
when you look at how many people died from choking ever there's a lot of sway. He was looking it up. It was like in one year is six thousand people died and the city ever hear about it unless it was someone famous like
Kennedy sister-in-law or someone died of choking on me. Oh really? Wow, I think I've only been in one tire choking situation happened.
I was at dinner with my family at our house and I took a bite of steak and it's just clogged me up. Fuck my uncle gave me the Heimlich maneuver. Shout out to what's his name.
I'm like Henry. Hi Mike.
Shout out to all Henry heimlich. Yeah, what exactly have you ever been in a dire choking situation?
No, not really, okay.
Have we been choking at points? Like I've had something like but I either through it up or something never where I was thought this was it. I'm gonna
die. I had it's terrifying could only imagine. Have you been you've been there?
Scary shit. It's out. Just imagine enjoying a delicious piece of steak and then you're like fuck it took a turn. Yeah, and now I'm dying
and you could dive people around. You don't know what the fuck to do you could
die.
Henry heimlich saved us
all yeah, you can't be timid with that heimlich maneuver
here. You gotta really get at. Yeah, you got to get after it because
you might not have that much time. How many of those you get?
Hi, I'm Luke's how many times can you force it, you know mean you could break someone's fucking ribs to you have to think about that. Yeah, you're doing like to an old lady and she's choking on something. You might kill her. You're doing that. Yeah, imagine your Nana she spits out the me, but you killed her by giving her the Heimlich fuck
that's an insane situation. Fuck Jack half-right happen
has to have happened. Yeah,
how long can a human hold their
breath?
Minutes those free divers. They can do like seven minutes. I think that's a lie. No, no. No, they can do it seven minutes. Yeah, people have done more than that. But they've done it with like weird oxygen assist things. Where's Angel? Not Chris Angel, but David Blaine. He did some crazy number of minutes, but he did something to himself first, right? It wasn't just what do you know? What he did Jamie Josh Turner when we were doing the podcast said I was trying to look into it. He believed he just overwrought
Jaded oxygenated has body somehow or another I believe Yeah by just breathing it in and then not moving at all. So we didn't use any of it, but you'd like 17 minutes or something like that. Yeah something Bonkers like no shit 17 minutes is like almost a TV show. Yeah, that's an
episode of Modern Family.
Yes. It's I think it's 22 minutes from Modern Family. Yeah, because if ads, that's nuts, that's a long fucking time to hold your breath.
So, how do you over oxygen in its creation? Wait,
what it is it the other Ted talk about. I'm sure he probably explain a lot of it but ending in his heart rate down he did it once and it didn't work and he panicked had to go in and save them. Oh she is a whole thing because I wasn't easy to get in there towards thing. He did it but you did it again. This is just something about a dude like him. It's willing to do shit that you you'd be like, wait. Why are you even doing this? How can you do it? And why are you doing this like remember when he's in
A nice Mmm Yeah, he was encased in ice for a long-ass time. It's a good angle. How long was he encased in ice for I want to say more than 24 hours. I think it was a long time because there was one thing he did in New York City where people could come up and see him.
He was in a like like 72 hours for life.
Thanks, Dad. Thank you, sir.
What's in the box?
No. No, how did he do it
70 plus hours in Frozen ice. Yep. So this them taking them out. Is this the end rescuing them? Oh shut the fuck up. He lived in that for 72 hours.
Lenny Kravitz is like how is he doing this I need to be there. That's how badass it is when you get to stand still for 72 hours Lenny Kravitz comes to visit you every
Kravitz's like yeah this guys fucking crazy.
I Lenny Kravitz lives on a farm in Brazil and he finds out that you're doing some crazy shit and Ice shows are like, I need to see this. I need to be there live sit on top of a pole for a really long time. Of
course, he gave. No I've seen I've seen something like this before.
Or I don't know if it was David Blaine but monks do it and they have a way to like slow down. Oh my God metabolism so they can be up there for weeks and not eat and not drink anything.
What does it say about 34 hours? You said up there for thirty four hours before jumping down. Oh shut the fuck up. He stood on that pole like that for thirty four hours 80
feet. Oh my God. I don't like this.
Seen him eat glass. That's so weird. That's such a weird thing to do eat glass or stand on
all those things eat glass stand up there be inside there on that pole
covered in ice eating glass for three years.
That's a different kind of person right the art in that is that we know it's really hard to do and there's no way to fake it
right? No, it's like
It's not like an illusion. No, it's like mental fucking
fortitude. Yeah, so he does allusions to write run a real magician right magician, but also can do that. Like that's just a mind that's just that's a different kind of mind. Yeah stand there for 34 hours on
pole. He probably be a good fighter probably maybe would never tap out
using this one where he puts a frog live frog in his belly and like spits it back out
alive. Did they
x-ray?
Is that an x-ray? He has all the projects that picture for another clickbait. You can really take my picture. Oh my God, imagine if they did an x-ray the frogs first. Okay? Okay. I'll let him out in a couple minutes first to do the X-ray see nothing but frogs, no organs.
It's just it's such a bad x-ray
hits. Does he look remotely real like wait
so your x-rays came back. How come the frogs are so clear? We don't see anything else.
It's so stupid.
It's so
stupid. You ever shot the boring company
flamethrower. Yeah. Yeah, we ran out of juice doesn't have any juice anymore. We got a refill the what is it? Propane propane? Yeah, we got to refill the propane.
Oh, man. They got fucking Rhino it if I can gas station everywhere. It's got to get it hooked that fucker up to a fucking
tank. I know right? Yeah. We just got to hook it up.
But the thing is like it's the perfect amount of propane because it's not very big. You know, she the tanks very small. So he line probably blew half of it out. Just showing it to me.
He's crazy. Are
you right out there in the hallway? Just blowing this
fire. Fuck it
this flamethrower the middle of the hallway. I'm like bro. Hi. That's how I met him.
I'm better he comes in comes in with a flamethrower legitimately. He's just
This guy very very nice guy. Sweetest guy. Yeah hurts me to the
core that him and Johnny Depp want to Duke it out.
What's the big both nice guys? There's a bit was a woman involved. You know how it is. Oh the Amber Heard Johnny's ex-wife was involved with Ilan apparently at one point in time. So they don't like each other and they would love each other. They knew each
other. I'm out of the game. Yeah. Me too. I live in Utah. I just I'm telling you. Hey guys pulls it up
Conor McGregor's coach offered to train Elon Musk
this well,
who which one of his coaches is that?
Did Kavanaugh?
Because he has a bunch of coaches tracking. It is Cavanaugh. I'm not to eat it here. Yeah, of course. He would Kavanaugh's cool. I don't think I'm gonna
fight though.
Is that a real thing?
It's no. It was a joke that Elon apparently said at one point in time. Maybe I should have a cage fight with him like lol, you know like that kind of again, then it was yeah, it was upset at him or something.
You know, it's hot coals.
We can do everybody's fighting
not everybody. But when those kind of fights happening, like I see what happened here in this is not complicated math, you know to good guys. I'm so out
of you in between crazy. Everybody's mad
good. It's good to be out of the loop. I think it's really wise that you live out there. I really do I agree because you're so wild like for a dude like you it's good to be in a place where you see nature and it's probably in a way it's balanced.
And like there's there's something about the the Utah mountains to like that's that's a real mountain range. Yeah, you see that shit all the time when you drive around Utah. It's like it's very humbling.
It's incredible. It's just like you're a fucking. Hmm. So I'm the fucking most higher
Globe also, it's like natural art.
Like when you see mountains their natural art, like if you drive through the mountains, it's like you're seeing it an art gallery like a nature. It's beautiful to look at and it's free. Yeah, it does something to you like it excites you in a weird way. I can you can see a waterfall coming off the side of a mountain and everything is Lush and green. You see it go into a flowing river man that does a thing to your body. It does a thing to your brain it lights everything up
and lets the best especially for making music that makes sense especially for making music.
cuz it's just like
Without sounding corny, it's like you you feel like you're a part of something bigger, but you're so insignificant and then you can just say I accept everything around me. Yeah, and I'm relaxed and I'm at peace, you know knowing that you're just
The world spinning around you and everything happens for a reason and you can just sit there a hundred percent peace at ease and say I don't have to worry, you know, like I said earlier La always something going on. Yeah, I couldn't do it. So yeah, there's and it definitely affected my creative process for
sure. What you mean like going out.
Yeah. Yeah, always there's always someone hitting you up and you know, I don't want to speak.
On behalf of everyone in LA or from LA but there's a lot of people who kind of want to drain you and
well and know what it is man. It's not that they want to drain you what it is is they're greedy, they're concentrating on themselves and when they're concentrated when you know, they're trying to make it trying to get something happening. Right and they're ambitious and their self centered in that way. I don't mean that as a pejorative is a negative thing just their self-centered so they always want from you, right
Right and so they're draining like in when you're successful and you're a guy who's got a lot going on. They think there's a rub. I got to get I got to get the post Malone and get that rub right? I got to be able to somehow another gets what he's got. Hey, man. Hit me up. Hey, hey, I'm here. Hey, let's do that thing right? Hey, hey, right. Hey, hey. Hey. Hey, let's go out. Hey, I want you to meet my friend, right? Hey you like bragging to make music?
Yeah. I'm good at one thing and that's using autotune to sings.
hahaha
You gotta make that music now. I want you to hear some of the new shit. I
think I would love to I think I would love to so what is this? Did I listen to a lot of shit? I listen to most like it varies a go on streaks of listening to like I'll get in a gang star-streak a listen a lot of classic like Run DMC for a while and then I'll go into like some old Zeppelin and I'll
Stuck on Zeppelin four months. Yeah, and then I'll transfer over to some old Johnny Cash. I'll get into that for a while and then I get into like I'll get into a moody mode. I'll need some Sheryl Crow my life. Yeah, I listen to like you're my favorite mistake. I'll get into that kind of music man. And I get into all kinds of shit. I go into these waves but most of the time if you had to come in here on a whim and say what kind of music is playing its classic rock almost always so easy that Zeppelin. Oh,
Nothing wrong with that.
I'd like nothing wrong with that at all. Like there's something about the 60s and the 70s but there's something about the fact that these guys were breaking out of this mold that Society had carved for them when they were children and here they are as adults in the 1960s and they are just Buckwild.
How heavy is Sabbath very heavy for like just imagine like
Vinyl like vinyl salmon, like in just like here's this record. I just picked up from the store. Let's spin that fucker and hope my parents don't hear I'm 25, by the way. I can't you probably listen to Sabbath on vinyl. I well I
wasn't I definitely have but it wasn't the biggest Sabbath fan. I liked a lot of shit. That was embarrassing. Like I was really into kiss when it was embarrassing kisses. Great. I love kiss. But when I
Kid, it was a problem like other kids that found out you'd like Kiss like what
really? Oh, yeah.
Oh my God for whatever reason kiss
got a weird. There's a weird thing that
happened with kiss. This is this is what's interesting. They didn't get any radio play a lot of people don't know this but when I was a kid kiss got no radio play no radio play. I don't know if it's because of politics or people just decided they suck because they wear masks or makeup rather. I don't know. I don't know.
Oh what it was but for whatever reason it was really hard to hear it Kiss song on the radio and every now and then you would hear I want to rock and roll all night and you like what it's on the radio. This is crazy.
Well, no fucking boat
like you be in your car driving that would come on you'd be so excited because you were a kiss fan and you don't kiss didn't get any love. Hmm. And then as we got older I think people started missing it and then kiss made like reunions tours and they came back and put the makeup on again.
And people got excited and and then people that were for whatever reason not kiss fans in the past became kiss fans in the
present, right? But when I was in the
80s, it was like a problem if you love kiss people would mock you
in the 80s probably because it's like fucking tilaka
like yeah, that was Guns and Roses to man. You know, that was I believe Nirvana came out with never mind.
Okay 89
991 was at 91 90
that was a round those those years, you know, and that just changed everything like Eddie Bravo my friend. Eddie's always saying like that's what killed hair bands Nirvana killed hair bands. Yeah. It's just came. I was so deep you like Jesus Christ like you couldn't listen his
fucking head
heavy heavy rape me.
Rape me heavy singing a song called rape me Emily. Holy shit. It's like
What do you even
do that song is so intense. It's like if you could take a person's emotions and their soul and figure out how to transfer it into into musical notes and sounds that's what it sounded
like.
That's it. I mean, that's what that's what it fucking is. It's like fuck everything and here's what I'm going to say.
Like here in wish we could play
this.
God damn, it was a bad motherfucker
Dave Grohl crushes it all of them crush crush. Is it that was cool during the Nirvana thing. Did you watch my Nirvana thing? No it didn't. What would you do with Nirvana? We did a we did a whole fundraiser. When was this? This was fucking two months ago.
But I bet I'm out of the loop
since covid. There's a lot of shit I missed I missed evil Superman. I'm just Mac. He was
you miss bullied Superman. Did I miss it all? Yeah, so we did one did a whole set and it was cool to see Dave give his approval and Travis Barker played drums. And that's how many it was cool to see Chris. You Know
Travis is the first guy to come in here with face tattoos, but you knocked it out of the
park.
Is that a good
thing
Travis is what is so cool. I love him. He's so cool
games like a genuinely cool guy. Yeah, I've really interesting like intense like as good a drummer as he is. You cannot be that good unless you got some fire inside of you. Yeah, you know that dude's got fire inside of them, but he's super cool.
Yeah good. I mean
but like to be that good and so fucking into it man.
He's that he's fucking got it.
He I mean that's the same spirit. It's just like it's a spirit. It's just like
Fuck you. I'm going to play music. Yeah, and this is how it's going to
be and he's a guy like sold cars to he's a bit for the same
reason. She's an artist. He doesn't have
like a dope Blazer like a really cool custom Blazer. I think
yeah, he's got a lot of cousins cheese one day. I'll be that cool. I'm working on it. It's hard. It's hard to get that
cool. It's tough It's hard Travis Barker is at a high level of cool because he's like a genuine human there it is. Look,
That thing goddamn
that's sweet. Holy fuck. Look at that. That is clean.
Who made that thing? It's
hot Travis Barker's K5 Blazer custom SUV topless topless show the titty who made that.
We should probably go. The light bar on top is
gangsters a sick
car. Yeah, that's dirty
kids got taste. He's got taste does it say the people who built it well.
You going to have to Google it kid? What is it?
Delmos speed and custom in Burbank, California.
Whoo. Yeah, that's pretty Beast
car shops are considered. They're supposed to be essential businesses. You're allowed to still work on cars. That's what home so yeah, but that's one of the weirdest things about this pandemic is what's essential and what's
non-essential.
Like it is who did who gets to decide exactly exactly. Is there a vote?
Who gets to decide
it's a it's a strange amount of
power. That's not you and it's not me. No,
it's a strange amount of power. And what what's allowed to be open? What's not like they had a Bars were open, but then they wouldn't let comedy clubs open like that's an entertainment venue. But then so is the Staple Center like this. They're very different things. Yeah, you know, one of them can have 30 people in it, right, you know, it's like who gets to decide your restaurant can open because it's out.
Dad, there's no way in hell you could figure out how to keep people apart inside. You just did did it for a while? Right?
Look who's making the rules? Yeah, that's the whole that's that I whenever I touch down my my friend was like, yeah all the restaurants just put some chairs and tables on the outside. And yeah, that's what most of them did and they're very
smart. They adapted a lot of them that could do that did that but a lot of most of them went under I think
Is more than 50% wonder
what if you're addicted to partying then a nightclub is an
essential?
Good point what do people who are addicted to partying do whether they've been doing besides partying who's this unregulated parties at home? And that gives people coronavirus don't they? They always hear you always see that story you here's a story you never see a bunch of guys got together. All of them got tested. No one had coronavirus they partied they had a great time. Nobody got hurt. You know, you read Esther, you know, who's doing that story right now Dave Chevelle with Dave Chappelle's doing is testing everybody flying everybody out to Ohio putting on
Great shows. He has music. He has comedy. He has a good fucking time and he does It Outdoors. Hmm. Yeah, that's what he's doing.
How's like, it's Kelly wedding you it's a wedding chapel.
Wow, so he's doing it on this stage that people get married on so it's like a stage like with the fucking poles and the right steps to get up here. That's a
whole shit. That's for that he wants to do a show. He figured it out. He wants to do a show he needs to do a show. That's an essential
that
an essential thing for him. It's essential for people to because it's a it's another thing that makes people feel good. Make it feel good. Like they're they're doing an investigation of The Chainsmokers like you States involved in this investigation because they did essentially a a car show whether they were on stage and there was like 600 cars in the audience and they did their show to people in parked cars. Like what the fuck is wrong with that.
Why is that bad? No, oh
Jesus. No, they were else now. They're standing around.
Oh, so it's supposed to be in cars and people just said fuck it. Let's get out of the cars and stand but play that play that let me see what that is.
Oh Jesus
Christ This is a DJ only two second video.
So it depends wow. Now it depends on intent. I think bro. That's a concert. It depends on intent.
Well are there cars there? Was it a drive in concert?
What does it say? The crowd was estimated at 2004 the concert Watermill ticket prices range from $850 to Uber VIP options for $25,000 that accommodated RVs all prophets were earmarked for charity. That's nice.
City and state of New York is now probing the concert. Are they probing looting too or just the concert? Did they have they probing what happened in SoHo or just just story to I saw recently. I just want to know too. Yeah, I'm asking for a friend
heaven. Hundred-person Air B&B mansion party fires going around on Twitter for it. Oh my God
thousand dollar prize for a twerk contest. Well, it's hard to twerk
but they're saying that's like, you know a super spreader.
Whatever of course. Yeah. Well, I got those fuckers that say. Oh post Malone's here at this nightclub, and I'm not even in town. Yeah, that's crazy. Right shit
like using yeah, and they people don't get their money back right people. Yeah Island to the club. Yeah.
It's so weird. Now as I'm still curious about that The Chainsmokers deal. Was it a drive in concert?
Supposedly, they sold cars they sold cotton Acres
600-cell. That's but that's not on them. The people got out of the
car, right? That's the thing. Like was it are you supposed to enforce that if they like say here's the thing if they only had it set up as a concert without
Any enforcement whatsoever on how close people still do each
other right
whose responsibility is it if people get out and just start talking right?
I guess this is what the promoter
either said. I don't know if
they actually talk to them. But this is what they were supposed to have done or did do the right temperature checks upon entry.
No, he said noted that concertgoers went through a temperature check upon entry was not good enough really offered hand sanitizer. Hey jerk off with this.
Once parked and that restrooms that were disinfected every 10 minutes. Oh awesome. Well, nine minutes is given people cooties and then on the 10th some dude comes in and hose it down told BuzzFeed there were divider separating individual parties in the pit area. And that guess were also instructed. They would not be allowed to leave their disease Desi designed. Well, they free the spell must be designated, but it's designed just for any reason other than to use the restroom, but obviously, that's not really what
Wait, what if if it's a drive-in show? Why is there a pit
right and also that the dividers between people that's horse shit fucking the air doesn't give a shit if there's like a little piece of cardboard here between you and the people next to you that your spit goes through the air and it gets to them if you got it. They got it.
I know and I don't think it has to do with the with the boys in the group. I think it has to do someone else. What do you think that's doing because I know the boys in the group.
What seems like keeping guys? I don't think it's their idea.
Yeah, that's exactly what I think. I think write the total like it was a shit show that just got out of fucking
hand. Also. Here's the other thing if you get a bunch of people in their cars drinking and they're all able to open the door and just socialize. Yeah, they're going to do it. Yeah and plus before that their tailgating, right? So people are tailgating before the show. So they're cooking Burgers have a not hanging out having a good time drinks with each other and then the show starts they're going to get out of their car and mingle with each other they made new friends.
He's just pull up really close. Here's one of those touch mirrors mean there is a car a car
at least. Oh, that's a car to what's the problem this article that another whatever their said that there was it was safe space where it was safe. It was safe and
since their video look went to the
saying. Well, they listen it seems safe. If you get away with it. Nothing happens if you get away with it, nothing happens like oh my God, it was so safe. Trust me. It was so safe. You get a covid testing fine.
You don't have it after you go to that concert you go. Listen, it was so safe. It was the safest there was unsafe. No one's even can see it. You don't know if someone has it. I told you my friend Jack car got it. Didn't have a fucking book signing. He caught it for a day a
day. Yeah. He kicked it quick. He kicked it in a
day. Yeah said felt like shit for one day some people that's weird man owes my friend Michael. Yo, that's what happened to his mom, Michael Yo was in the hospital for a long time and for like weeks.
And his mom got sick for a day one day right? Then. She kicked it. It's a fucking
weird virus dude. It's weird even coming here getting pricked and you nervous. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. I mean, you're nervous before anything, right? Yeah for sure. That was a nervous
one like shit out over half. Its wondering if I fucking haven't I have
it, but I don't you
don't
it's nice to know. I made it nice to know.
Scary fucking diseased
man. I don't know man. It's so weird. It's such a bizarre time. Here's my scary. It's scary and what
it's done no matter what even if you're not scared to get in it. Yeah, even if you think oh I get it. It's just going to make me sick for Monday's. I'll kick its ass, even if that's true. It's scary for what it's done to the economy the area for what it's done to civilization.
It's and it honestly it's terrifying and I saw
you can get a fine for not wearing a mask. Yeah, and sometimes it's up to 600 fucking box.
Yep. Yeah, it's crazy. They're arresting people for keeping gyms open of seeing that the same people that did in the rest of the looters. I think is it the exact same people? Yes.
Arresting people for
opening Jim's like give people that like it's there's going to come a certain amount of time. I don't know what that time is. But here we are in August. It's basically August right and everything still closed like how long we going to do this for we going to stay closed for a year. I'm going to stay closed for two years. What's going to be left?
Nothing?
So it's a complicated question because you don't want people to die and you don't want people to get it to have right diseases and get sick.
Okay,
so we're going you have to everybody has to live their life in a way. Everybody has to survive and fucking be able to pay their fucking bills
and yeah, exactly. So when do you when's that call get made? That's what's complicated about it. That's what no one from either. This is like one of the most truly human problems we've ever faced because no one really knows what the right thing to do is they'll be a lot of armchair quarterbacking after it's over where people who, you know, people die people look back on and say they should have done this.
They should have done that. Well, that's great. And maybe maybe some people had a better idea of how to handle it, but it's just guessing.
Right now, it's just guessing.
Yeah, it's fucking weird dude. It's weird to me that there is a it's like me and school having a fucking tuck in my shirt.
Or else you get detention or whatever. It's weird to be.
Forced to wear something
right? So that's what you feel about the mask. I see what you're saying. Yeah, you know, it does work, right? That's what's weird about it that if you wear a good mask and actually does prevent a lot of transmission. Apparently, that's all Jam pan. Why did I say it that way Japan? That's all Japan. I was in the middle of saying Japan. I stumbled through it some weird way necro goblet
words are hard.
Sorry Japan. They they didn't shut their economy down there.
Wear masks. Well, I mean that's
yeah, they didn't suffer that many deaths either. It's really weird.
The I wonder I would like to see like a documentary on how Japan managed covid-19 because they did an insane job. Maybe as good a job as anybody. Yeah, I think there's only a thousand deaths in all of Japan. Kyle kolinsky was telling me about this and he sent me some article if you can't find it. I'll send you the article but it's pretty crazy. It's it's all in how they never shut the economy down. They just all wore masks Everybody follow the rules and they contained it.
That's the
That's and that no, I mean at the end of the day it all comes down to.
Respect for other people sure, right it's gonna mask. It's right. It's not it's not it's not a government thing. It's not like
you shouldn't your you shouldn't be forced to wear a mask, but you should wear a mask,
right? Yes.
Yeah, and that's where I'm and that's your good person. Right and that's because I respect you as a fellow human. Yeah, it has nothing to do with being 600 bucks.
That's what it cost that some places. It's 600 but I saw what what is it in Beverly Hills, right?
What's the fine for lunch? I thought they have a fine 300 no time. No fine for looting. Hmm
300 bucks for not wearing a mask in Beverly Hills definitely should wear a
mask. Just hope people feel better for now mean we got to get through this together. No. Yeah, and that's what I don't know about finding people for it. The other thing was snitching they were paying people to snitch on people weren't social distancing. That was the mayor mayor of gout favorite mayor of
Los Angeles they were like ordinarily snitches get stitches but now snitches get rewards they were literally giving people money or advertising. I don't really ever gave me money out advertising. They would give people give away rewards for people who turn in people who are not
social distancing. It's like they wanted to say something to the guy.
Hey, why not? Just say hey put your mask on but
now that's too complicated. You're asking
too much. Then you have to how long is the rebate is it like like you have to mail in like that's a good question here. So I know right what if
they still haven't gotten paid yet. They feel like a
fucking terrible person like bro. I
turned you in I need the money to pay my rent meanwhile months later, but the money still hasn't
come.
If you have laced Niche rough, and I know I slept in a closet $300 jail because maybe someone sees you eating and you don't have a mask on and then you were stuck with a fucking ticket. Yeah.
That it blows my mind. It's weird. It's all about fucking the responsibility of and your character
really if you snitch and they don't pay you. What do you do? Who's gonna who's gonna want to hear you whine if you snitched? Okay, you
are turned in with this family next door. There were having a picnic and never got my reward. I don't even know how that works. How about lost dogs? Do they ever pay the cash amount? They'll say
them they
They never find them lost
dogs La it's crazy. It's dark there coyote food mostly time and LOL. That's true. When I
drive through my neighborhood and I see like a poodle on a sign. I just make the sign of the cross. That's it, baby.
You don't even try your you don't even see it and you're like poodles gone. Gotta keep my
eyes peeled understand how many coyotes are my neighborhood. I've lost 19 chickens. I lost 19 chickens in my
neighborhood. I'll hear coyotes coyotes in rough,
dude wheel.
Lost someone at a time these motherfuckers and then the last class we had like 11 of them left after the fire after the big fires out here. We had they burned down the chicken coop, but they were still alive and there was like, I think I'll have it on my left and put them in a smaller Chicken Coop while we had the other one reconstructed in one day the coyotes got to it just destroyed it tore open the chicken coop and ate all the
chickens Through the Wire.
Yeah, they pulled the wire off. They pulled the wood.
Off of it they're Predators man. Yeah, they're real smart. They're devious little cunts
Utah. They don't do they don't pay out here for dead ones. You get 50 bucks in the ear. Yeah
and Utah, that's worth it. The thing is you can't kill him. They just keep when you kill them. It has the opposite effect. What happens with coyotes as they do that roll call with a yell out. Yeah, right. Well when one stops responding like when one's
missing everybody's checking it
out. No the one the females.
Are growing more eggs, no shit. Yeah, so they have more babies. So when female coyote coyotes are in what is it clan a pack when female female characters are in a pack and coyote goes missing all of the females generate more children. So if they would normally have like three kids now they have six
so it's like unlimited
money. Well they take as long as you have to kill them all you have to kill them all because it's long as you persecute them what they do is they make more babies.
Bees and they spread out and they're really smart. They're in every fucking City in this country right now.
Yeah, they're weird there. We have it tricksters my house. How big big really? Yeah, how big big mountain lion? Yeah 150. How big is he bigger bigger
those Utah cats are big because there's so many deer up there
big fucker and he always comes and hangs out. Oh Jesus same cat. Fuck him big want to
shoot him right in the
A
dick I'm not know I don't hang around your house. If I see if I see if I see the ears go back probably that's when I'll shoot the dogs. Yeah, that's why it's mostly what they do.
Yeah in find dogs and shit things that are easy to eat. They're so creepy.
Well, that's the same I had a I still do he stays with my parents right now, but I had a micro French Bulldog who and snack.
For coyotes especially out here whenever I lived out here, he would go out back and yeah, we heard them all night. It's it's it's scary stuff man. There are wild a
weird wild animal. It's a small Wolf the lives with people. They're just slippery enough and small enough. We're not worried
about him. Yes small enough,
right? Like if there was wolves on the street everywhere, we'd be fucking terrified. It would be like Little Red Riding.
And shit because we would know they're going to kill your kids Wolves of kill your kids right coyotes are just small enough that we like. I don't think it's going to kill the kids. I think we'll be okay, right and let these fucking dirty twats living in a neighborhood three of them
killing you cats. It's fucking insane kill and dogs. Well, that's yeah, that's what I'm saying. Never mind. I'm not going to say that because they're creepy game. The commission will come out. I'm not saying it.
If I see those years ago back,
yeah. Well that's self-defense though. Yeah, that's did a study of cats in Northern California like outside of San Francisco They captured or killed some of these Mount minds and they did a Content stomach content thing of the troubled cats the you know, they would cause problems eat people's cats and dogs and shit, they found out that 50 percent of their diet was house pets.
Is most of these mountain lions out there just eating
dog. Yeah, that's that
that's half their diet man missing dogs. We think about all the people out here just if you had an aerial view of people and how these people have dogs thousands and thousands of dogs and these cats just stealing them out of
backyard.
Just jumping in stealing them out of backyards.
You'd never know
that it happens and people don't know and they don't know what to do. They call their friends. They put up that poster.
We're just trying to get fluffy back photos cache miss them if you find them leaves money, we have money. I just go he's they ate them. We're surrounded by these creepy Predators mountain lions. No one ever sees right there killing multiple deer a
week. There's not a lot of cougars. I hear this planning.
Just planning for fun kind. There's there's a lot of
those kind but there's also mountain lions there. They have my Griffith Park. There's one that they there's a photo of the one that I have out there. I remember it. I see the one that I have out there the fact it's a famous photo of the one it's a huge cat that's walking in front of the Hollywood sign. It has a big collar on it like because they GPS track them but this fucking thing is in Griffith Park. It's right outside. Look at that that motherfucker that giant cat look at his arm.
Sure. It's amazing
picture.
That cat is in the Hollywood Hills and his name's
Chandler.
It's Mikey.
He's huge. He's massive. It's so big. I want to wear it weighs.
Isn't that one dead? Then that one died. That one's still alive.
Fuck. What's his real name? 22. That's his name.
That's the calm. They named them numbers instead of giving them names because they don't want to feel bad when they die.
Urban carnivores look at him that old Warrior. She's out there eating skunks and shits.
Damn. That's a big fucker. That's a big fucker. Where where was it was out here to like, what's a good that's at the looking
else? Imagine if you're hanging out with her
check you sit on top of the hill. Like let's just get it. Let's go. I'm a kind
just get out of the car have a glass of wine. You see that thing coming up the hill right at you like
fuck man. What do you do? What do you do? You break the
fucking wine?
On the ground like you're in a an old movie marking
Revenant. Come on motherfucker.
Yeah, like the gray remember?
Did you ever see that one? There's a Liam Neeson moving the Wolves were coming after him and he broke bottles and stuck him inside his knuckles. I
did see that movie. It's snowy everywhere. Yeah, I'm thinking about
Leo fighting on the rabbit there.
Yeah, you know that was based on a real guy that movie was based on a real
man must have been a yeah, they're fucking areas. Yeah missing remember that cowl neck sweater. Yeah, it's warm and comfy most certainly I'm just fucking killing a pack of wolves in my fucking
cowl-neck. They had with broken airplane booze bottles shove an attorney.
Cool, then you have in each knuckle. Yeah, that's what he had. He made like a makeshift brass knuckles. He's got a knife. He's ready to go to the death with these wolves that'll take three seconds. Congratulations gas shitty decision-making
Gaff tape are pine tree bro and climb a tree and
wait. Okay fucking David Blaine can stand still for 38 hours. You can't get up in a tree until these wolves get bored. That's true. Wolves can't climb trees motherfucker
climate.
But do they get
bored will find out find
out how long do you wait for them? Well, it's one
of two decisions either you find out how long they get bored. And you go where they can't go or you fight them to the death and that takes 3 seconds. You have two
choices. You got to fight the biggest one what bro they act they're going to tear your hamstrings apart. No, you gotta fight them niggas. What because once you fight the biggest one, they're going to think you're the you're the leader of the pack. Now first thing they're gonna do is they're gonna send some little bitch.
As well because it's all it needs to kill you and they're going to eat you asshole
for I would love to I would hold our lady a little bitch-ass wolf. Try to beat my ass. I would love that.
No shot in Hell any bitch-ass wolf is kicking my ass. I want to fight your king take me to your leader. But getting killed by
wolves is probably one of the worst ways to go because it takes a while.
What about like for the kill you the vat of
acid? Don't be a bad too. That'd be bad. There's something terrible about some knowing that something's killing you to eat you though, you know, like wolves killing you to eat you like you're looking at my God ripping apart your chest some extra.
Terrifying but you could give him a fucking kick you could just kick the wolves in the fucking
Oblivion nonsense wolves. Think about what wolves can do they they're a hundred fifty pounds. They can run 35 miles an hour and they could do it for all day. They go all day. There were men on a wire if you grabbed a hold of a wolf didn't even feel like they don't even feel like an animal get them in the chord. It's to get him in the clinic. Yeah, good
move. What are you gonna do? If they can't bite you their car you yeah, that's pretty
rough. I'm gonna do some tai chi on.
Them sidestep. Just imagine. I have my stook
Jiu-Jitsu.
They can keep their fucking centipede from eating them brain first.
What a weird
world nature is man. It's terrifying. Yeah Force just one thing eating another thing getting eaten by a third thing and then what's what's more terrifying about that centipede eating the mouse the fact that a centipede does that and eats a mouse brain?
Or the fact that people set it up and filmed it knowing how it was going to go down and wanting to show people what happens when a centipede meets a mouse. So they left this mouse in this total unnatural environment that mouse was out in the wild centipede probably rarely gets a hold of a mouse like that right
mass is faster fast as funny knows Jujitsu
like that centipede, like go back to that video with the centipede the mouse.
So now go back to the mouse.
The
chance of getting away in a real-world environment or an aquarium. It was right. It's but it's not a real world environment, but in a real world environment if the mouse had a chance to scramble do you think you could have got away because that's the thing. It's like is that a fair fight?
Like if a big
guy is trying to chase down a small fast guy in a large area. It's not going to happen. He's not going to catch up huh? But if you leave them in a tiny little room then they grab them. Yeah.
That's kind of what happened there. That's an unnatural
environment. Yeah, it's not this is it was forced or graphic out of different version of that. This is a grasshopper
house is a little more of a fight. Oh, those are vicious little mice look at them. They're going to war if fuck you. Oh my God, the mouse is attacking them and biting it and then jumping away again. This is lit very well and it might be set up the you're right, but because I don't know how you get
cameras. So good capture all this. I think the creepiest part of the whole deal is his
legs did I'm glad you think like
You do Jamie because you're right this could this is probably more murder porn. Just one bite your fucking head off look at them.
Many gets to eat them. Oh,
yeah. Yeah, that's what they
do protein. That's they go out. That's where the flavor is asshole. First. Look at them. You don't need it's a different kind of mouse though than those little bitch-ass lab mice that they threw in that aquarium those little lab mice here. We watch a
snake and a mongoose
Mongoose beat the snake to their
fast. Yeah. My niece's my goose is the best bike.
Here we go. As a kid. What is this?
Find it myself like to snack on centipedes late at night. Oh, this is a different Mouse. Oh and this yet,
but not this night. Oh we clip them.
And on this night. Oh the sits on this night the centipede wins. Oh my God you I poked them. Look at that. They he hurls himself at the mouse. Oh my God the mouse ran off. So this is bullshit. Oh, are you gotta think you're going to
workin? That's
cool. What is that? Kung Fu mantis? Holy shit. That's a real thing. Okay. Now imagine that size of a horse running down Central Park taking out people.
We're so lucky. We're
so lucky there any being tiny things right? No. No. Yeah for sure dude. Oh, that's my boy.
That bullets would be just bouncing off that thing that that's not that that child might win practice.
Yeah, you think about that like existential EXO? Skeleton. Yeah, if the size you can crush it and you hear the crunch mmm, but at a larger scale, it's probably bulletproof.
Yeah, you ain't Country.
She said you got a big one size of a horse. Look at that thing. That's beautiful. What is that man? What is it called the kind of mantis. I've seen there's like a lot of species of zero weight and
meant to seize
that is one of the craziest looking insects I've ever seen. That's
beautiful. Where are they going to fight?
It? Looks like they're going to war or are they friends back up a little bit so I can see the the the Kung Fu man is go through his kung fu is he actually does do kung fu?
When you saw the moves that the Mantis makes when he sees the other wow, look at that Amanda.
There's both beautiful they are.
God's amazing. But the fact that that little one, oh, he got snatched up son. Welcome to the Jungle how fast we got fun and games?
Yeah. That's right.
Bitch sighs does he's
like, I'm gonna eat you.
You know what this is. This is like real Kung Fu guy dude, like you think you have like power over the larger opponent, but only so much one to it's a different kind hanging upside down. Hmm.
Well is he that's a different mantis. They must be at the mantas. Ooh capturing. Like this is a jumping spider. That's what it's called. Another is a picture of a spider in here somewhere. Look at that mantis how many fucking mantises are their anti and time went to see
imagine being a bear?
And being in the river, okay, grabbing a fish and eating it raw live. Yeah probably feels amazing
pie tastes so good. You're hungry. Never know where your next meal is going to come from rising. Just biting into a salmon.
Just imagine. Okay, imagine being a big mantis and picking up a little mantis and eating them and eating your my life front of his friends. Look at that right front of his
friends. Fuck you and your whole neighborhood.
I'm meeting your friends.
I mean, he's enormous that's like a it's almost like it's like a giraffe eating a person, right?
Is it as big as he is we
pull up the grass over eating a carrot that one look at that one. What is that
called ghost? Let's go surreal. That is so crazy a ghost mantis you do.
There's a nowhere green bean. He's a leaf. I thought he's on a big green. Bean. What a track. What's your favorite vegetable? That's a good question.
Is it green beans? No, I like garlic snap
peas. Those are really good.
Are they snap peas? Yeah without garlic on it
and they put they make them with
garlic. But what you later raw vegetable, huh?
Probably like bell peppers because they're not really a vegetable like
a fruit. It's a fruit.
Is it like a bell pepper or fruit or
vegetable?
Straight up vegetables. I guess I like
green leafy things but I don't know if I like them or if I know they're good
for you. You tried raw green beans. They're pretty good.
They're the best. I'll be okay. If you got a plate of delicious ripe watermelon next to some bullshit ass green beans, which one you're going to reach for.
Well depends on if I'm feeling fruity or if I'm feeling
vegetative be
vegetable e,
yeah, I rarely would eat a salad if it was hot out.
I was
right next to like cold oranges, right? Perfect oranges those, you know, those oranges when you pull this the peel back it just goes away just goes away. Like it's wants you to eat it. Yeah, you know, you have to struggle, you know, if it's like it's like a
silk Garb. Yes. I know beautiful lady. Yes. It just drops the
peel those little slices and put them in your mouth and just as explosion of moisture and flavor. Fuck your green beans bro.
Hey, eat the whole fucking pack of green beans and you can
And a fucking big wolf. I don't want to fight the little bitch-ass
wolf. I get it when people are starving to death, but the fact that you would ever choose brussels sprouts over a delicious apple is ridiculous. It's they wanted though. It doesn't feel good mouth flavor. They're different the apples the way to go
different textures different flavors
for sure. I'm not arguing because I believe it just seems like something to talk
about are ghosts real. I wonder man see your friends with Zak Bagans.
He believes in a hundred percent right? It's real. Okay, but how much of that show that they do when they're like go. Let's go in the basement look night vision. What was that cut to commercial? Like how much of that how many how many times have they ever caught an actual ghost on their TV
show a lot. Come on,
I think grocer probably real but the ghost that show up on TV are probably hacks. It's real. I was a shitty
ghosts watch my episode. I believe you
that Mama movie that I was talking about like if that was real.
If you see Mama at the end of the end of the movie you get to see like a real good image of Mom almost like floating floating over this this person.
If that was a real thing and you didn't have your camera out it just went away and then you had to tell people would you even tell them?
Yeah, what would you tell them? Like
if you won't even
know what the fucking tell them you just be like
you probably tell a few of your friends, but you wouldn't go down Facebook. You wouldn't put it on Facebook. You wouldn't put on Instagram. You might tell your friends. It's like if you saw a UFO if I saw UFO legitimate, you have thought I saw something I couldn't explain that have to tell people
here. I'd have to you never see any of oh no.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Nothing that I that really stands out. I think I thought I saw something when I was younger, but it is not a strong enough. Memory could have been a jet fighter, you know when fighter jet flies by you know, they do exercises all the time. Like there was one time they launched a missile off the California coast.
I forget who what it was it Edwards Air Force Base. I forget who launched it but it was crazy. I was driving down Melrose and I saw it fly across the sky and everybody thought it was a UFO people are pulling over like what is that? What is that people other cameras out there looking out the window. You see this streak flying across the
sky you remember SpaceX launch.
I didn't see it in the flesh. I only saw it. I'm sure the law election
shit. It's pretty crazy. It looked bizarre.
Our did you see it outside? Yeah, where did it launched from? I have no idea somewhere here. Did it
launched from here, Jamie?
Yeah, I just saw it online after it done it and Vandenberg Santa
Barbara. Okay, and we looked up and it was just like yeah that that we were like what the fuck is that?
What time when was this
this is I lived in Tarzana same place. I saw that same place. I saw that was
17. Oh, yeah, that's right. No, you know what? I did see this. I did see this too.
Same place. I saw that like like big-ass fucking
maybe I didn't remember if I saw this or if I pretended I thought we'd have to pull it up on the podcast remember that she might have seen it on here.
Yeah, I think that's it. I think remember maybe I knew it was
happening. What makes something look
like that?
I think it's the thrusters, you know giving off fire, right? There's Fire coming out of the back end of it and it's going incredibly fast. So it's streaking through the sky. It's causing A disruption in all of the all of the moisture in the atmosphere.
So, you know, you've got something that's going insanely fast with an immense amount of
power just burning water. It's
burning water vapor and then the condensation in the air like that's what when people get confused about like, oh my God Chemtrails are real look up at the sky when you see planes and you see those Trails behind them. Yeah. All that is is the heat of the engine interacting with the water vapor that's in the air the condensation in the creates fake clouds people like to making clouds know they are making clouds.
Yeah, but they're not doing it on purpose. It's just a byproduct of jet engines
doesn't the Kremlin do that. Definitely people do that
control whether there's definitely people who not only do they control where they Nabu Dhabi they make it rain once a week. They have 52 weeks of rain a year in the feel
like John's and shit. It's
cloud seeding they use but it's a science cloud seeding is a hundred percent verified science. They've had it forever and they've used it to manipulate weather and a bunch of
Of different circumstances, they've used it to cause rain in places, but it's like an established science. It's like silver the silver something silver. So what is it? What is the shit that they use
Silver Surfer? There's no yeah, they
impart the powers of the Silver Surfer, but they do something with a spray things into the sky and it forces the clouds to coalesce. I think I'm doing a shitty job of explaining it, but they know how to do it in Abu Dhabi.
Those dudes do it once a once a why not like oh shit. They're like wouldn't it be great if it rained here once a week and it's great here. But what have you got
it is everything that once was it bad. It's a good question for Earth. You can't play God.
It says they fly out and add stuff to a client's loud that already has a little rain president. Then they fire a salt flare into the cloud to enhance the
rainfall. Whoa. Yeah clouds have two air masses one is updraft and one is downdraft what clouds are clouds are alive man. But if I was living there I'd and someone came to me. Hey, do you have a service we offer Where We Can Make It Rain once a week, I'd be like, oh, yeah once a week.
Let's do it man. Yeah, let's do it. So they have 52 weeks of rainfall year live like once a week it rains 52 rainfalls a
year. Everything stays
moist smart, if you can do it if it actually
works. Well, what does it do? Is it what does it say? Shoot ghosts into the what are the law? What are the long-term
effects the the tears of all the dead people?
What dead people
people have died in the past off of them? That's what is your praying for
More Tears? That's it. Rain
is that's why Seattle so sad, it's all dead people up there.
Think about whether in relation to music is interesting
it is yeah also heroin use right whether in relation to heroin use.
Yeah, really? Yeah Pacific heroin in general or drug use in general
drug use in general but appears at like the people that I've talked to that lived.
Friend Joey Diaz who lived in the Pacific Northwest? He's like man is something about that area where it's all heroin a lot of heroin up there and Joey, you know, he has a lot of experience with drugs and he was to he live up there for bed was like dude. It's a
lot of heroin. Yeah,
I think it's a sadness, you know the lack of vitamin D lack of sunlight me we didn't I don't think people really truly understood how bad that was for you to be vitamin D deficient like that in the fact that that's the best way we get it is from
The sun yeah.
That's why I like when you're out your place man. And you were Utah this clear skies, and you just fucking just just close your eyes and face towards the sun you feel on your face.
It's nice man.
That's a love hug from the universe the fireball in the sky makes you vitamins.
The fireball in the sky is making me
vitamin this Fireball in the sky makes you vitamins. That's what it
is.
It's crazy. It is crazy. But even in Utah even during the winter times, it's super overcast and snowing and shit, but you still get that same kind of vibe. It's a maybe that's because you experience the the warmth
Utah's not overcast like the Pacific Northwest is
the it's yeah close. It's like London to it's like the fog like the it's heavy and it's dense.
Hmm,
you know there's something about that kind of
shit that it's fun for a
while right after a while. Where is on every day? Yeah every day over noon.
Yeah, the dudes that I know that sustain it. They seem weary, you know, my friends that I know from the Pacific Northwest is something about them. There's a weariness to them. That concerns me even the healthy ones they don't
The same weary Me Maybe as this is obviously just the people that I know but there's something about them man.
I just think you need
we need sunlight. It's good for Bebo feels good. That's why you like to go on vacation like you don't have to
live where it's dreary.
Right? And I think look if you look at the biggest political upheavals the biggest these protests that are getting crazy with the trying to burn down courthouses and shit. It's Seattle and Portland of the craziest Seattle and Portland away while they're Seattle. They took over six blocks of the Town set up their own government put up their own borders.
Their own Security in place of the police wouldn't let people in I mean who wouldn't let the police in they set it up for they were there for weeks like that.
That's not happening anywhere where it's sunny out. That's that's I think it's more likely to take place there.
It's fucking Celestial. I suppose like human behaviors kind of fucking out of our control and all lies within the environment. I
guess. I guess I'll start totally accurate though because it really did fuck up La too.
La went pretty goddamn crazy.
Well here
La seems to have calmed down at least a little bit or is it only seems to have ramped up more in the Pacific Northwest?
But goddamn is beautiful up there in the summer.
I'm a nut for pine trees pine trees
just like looking at them.
They're incredible and they smell good. They do smell good you wake up in the morning and even that's why like, I don't know if I could live there.
But like being in the Northwest the Pacific Northwest is waking up there is special.
It does feel different.
Huh? It's like there's like a certain right smell in the air.
Yeah, its nature. It's real nature.
You know, that's unmolested nature. Well, you're smelling is the same thing that people smelled that they lived there a thousand years
ago. Yeah and Utah, there's Smog and especially in Salt Lake small gets heavy, but we're I'm at it's not so bad, but you can see it like Sunrise you can see it all and that sucks Ali gets it bad. That was one of the craziest things about covid
is
Lockdown hit and people weren't driving. They like the air quality is never been better.
Like Los Angeles air quality is amazing. This is like people like go outside
breathe the air this is crazy that makes a difference. So it makes a huge difference if
cars aren't driving. It makes a huge difference. It's probably a big part of the problem here.
And that's also going to be a good argument for electric cars. And it's also going to be a good argument for autonomous vehicles less fires and accidents and shit where you from I was born in New Jersey and mostly grew up in Boston.
But I lived out here for a while live in
California. When I was a little kid man. Are you I don't like sports sports or
wack. I don't know anything about them.
I'm a professional sports commentator. It doesn't know the rules to sports. I appreciate the
athletes. I appreciate what they do. Like, I you know, I enjoy watching like Michael Jordan highlights or Kobe Bryant highlights or something like that or football players who do crazy shit. I love watching them,
but Dallas
Cowboys, I don't fight this isn't it's not
Not because it's not exciting. I've watched Super Bowls before the fucking exciting but there's only so much time in a day and already my schedule full full up with shit. I'm interested in I can't get into I can't just start following the NBA try to figure out all the games or Major League Baseball all was the national league. There's nothing American League, like what? I
don't know how baseball Works they play so many damn
game they play so many games and who's in the playoffs and why?
It's like what's happening here,
but it gives people a lot of fucking entertainment man. If you're bored, you know, like for a lot of folks that are stuck in a shitty job just like we were talking about driving that 68 Charger or a 68 Camaro to work for a lot of dudes stuck in a job that doesn't give them any Thrills and they know they have to go they have to be up in the morning. They don't have time for anything other than watching something and we can watch a basketball game and get very invested in the fact that they want their team to win or watch a football game or a baseball game.
Right, they get invested.
Come on Patriots. Come on. Wait, let me Crack. What do you got? What do you
got there? Oh
shit. Yeah Dallas Cowboys Dallas. He's a Cowboys fan. I can tell
James from Columbus, Ohio.
Got some good Buckeyes on the Cowboys. Yeah, of course.
Everything comes out of Ohio. There's something weird about,
Ohio.
Yeah
football is an awesome sport. I wish you didn't fuck people's brains up as much but that's just how it is with everything everything everything dangerous everything risky. You run the risk of getting injured. I just hope they figure out a way to fix brains, you know,
fix brains or fix helmets.
I don't think that's going to help when you see some of these guys the the speed they run at each other and they're colliding.
you just the fucking physical strength that these people have if you
saw my Zeke run an init, I love Zeke run and I say this Zeke just takes a fucking hit dude fucking top and I'm like
Are you okay? And then he gets right up and does it again? It's it's like so much respect to fucking two fighters to fucking football players basketball players everybody.
Absolutely. They all deserve a lot of respect but this is just a danger to football. I think that's not in as many other. This is just my looking at it. Like there's a real danger to fighting there's no doubt but in fighting its there's a person in front of you and they trying to do stuff.
Dude, you should know how to avoid it. If you don't that's just how the game works, but in football, there's like dudes running at each other. I mean, you're gonna
get hit. Yeah 20 miles an hour.
They're going so fast. You're so strong and they're running at you and you're running they're running and it's
boom my Rugby. What am I rugby? There's
something pure about that right? Because they don't have the pads. I don't think people would attack the way they attack now if there's no pads,
That's an argument for football. That's a weird argument. Right? Because like make them play with no helmets and see how they play like you Ikes.
I think they start I was looking at this one time. I think they like the football protection started from different injuries. Like brain injuries were obviously never a worry spinal injuries injuries are huge and rugby and they were big and football before to like
really injuries were what they were trying to prevent for
a long time people get paralyzed on TV. It's scary as shit. That makes sense anymore.
Wow, so what do you risk? Do you
risk that or the brain damage,
but that I don't know because there's people who are so passionate about it a
hundred percent. Yeah. No like no, I would never I would never say they shouldn't be able to do it. Yeah, but people should know what it is. You know, when you're when you're playing
it. What was the movie that Will Smith did yeah concussion
that's based on an actual doctor.
Or who? Yeah,
I figured out what was going on the you know, it's a fucking amazing sport though when it's going when you're watching crazy shit happen on the field and you want you like I need to be there and see one live because that's probably when you really get an understanding what go to 18 TV
biggest stadium in the world. That's what this so God can watch the roof up but so guy you allowed
to be there live. No not yet will be will like I will you be Ohio stadium
Um is saying they're going to have 20 percent capacity. Maybe I don't know how much the
tickets are going to be our are there will be or whatever but
people probably will be able to be in person at football games if they happen as limited number of people but God
that's so weird. You know, it was bizarre to watching the last UFC. No one in the fucking audience change, right and you get to hear those fuckers getting like fucking just cracked on the Hedge.
Dude, sounds like there's something very exciting about it man. It's something I almost like about it more.
Watching it that way.
Yeah, it's kind of like you're more
there. Well, it's just there's no there's no denying that like a big crowd and awesome crowler. Conor McGregor crowd is crazy. It's a spectacle see, you know, we see in all those people screaming and cheering and I remember he had sonido Connor sing for him. I was like, holy shit, man. There's like green smoke in the air and everything like it was amazing and everybody's going crazy when Connor makes
Way to the cage
everybody's gonna be there.
It's just the energy in the room is undeniable. I mean, it's amazing. But there's also something amazing about these two dudes in front of each other where there's no crowd. No one around and you hear everything you hear all the impacts. You hear them breathing here talking shit to each
other the coaches the
corners and everybody everything. It's so different man. It almost makes you think that this is like really kind of the best way to do it.
Like I want people to be able to see it live for sure, but there's something about
There's a purity to know audience. This is what I'm saying this for a real selfish place, right because I get to be there.
And I get it and I if yeah, I mean if they could open it up and it would be safe and everybody can sell tickets don't a hundred percent would want the honesty full don't get me wrong, but there's something about when you're there and there's no audience right that your you feel first of all you feel very lucky. I feel very very lucky to be there like man. There's only like 10 people in the room watching Tyron Woodley versus Gilbert Burns is right. What a 10 people and I'm one of these ten people Callin it shit. That's crazy.
But then there's also there's there's nothing influencing. It's just the fight man. There's no Roar of the crowd. There's nothing nothing. It's just the fight and when you when it's just a fight man, you see it break. It's so clean like you see it all break down more
and how much does that affect performance? I wonder asking you.
I wonder I think people very I think some people feed off the crowd. They love it. They love the pressure and then some people there.
Better off if there's no crowd. Right? Some people probably fight better. It's like almost like a sparring session in an empty gym. You know, there's no one there. Sometimes sometimes the physical people in front of you like just 20,000 people screaming and cheering for Georges St-Pierre and you're like fuck and you got to realize like you have to perform all these people hate you they all want you to lose and I'll stand there watching you about to fight one of the, you know, greatest fighters of all time if you're going to fight George,
Pierre get your ass kicked. Is he a nice guy? He's a super nice guy. I want him to be a nice guy.
He is as nice as
possible.
That guy's a real warrior in the best sense of the word meaning like if you wanted to have your kid emulate someone who's a martial artist a gentleman a really interesting person who thinks a lot about things and treats martial arts as an art form and a discipline and a way to express himself.
Alvin a way to show that he could be the best like he's as positive a human being as you're ever going to meet George st. Pierre is like so positive and so many ways. He's such a nice guy and undeniably one of the best fighters of all time.
Yeah, there's no
but such a nice guy, like people would they would take him for
granted? Yeah until it's too late. Yeah, so nice wouldn't realize like
this guy's a killer. He's a fucking kid.
Killer. Yeah, but when you're around I'm like I so nice like you can't believe he'd raise people up for a living. He gets that shit out inside the cage.
I saw Anderson Silva once in
London. Oh, yeah. You see him fight. No. No, you saw
him at the airport. She's on my Heathrow and I was out of super super nice guy. Yeah
Anderson is so nice. He's the one of my faves. He's so friendly is he he's so nice, very very very nice. I got to see Anderson when he first burst.
I was a fan of Anderson's before he made it to the UFC. He was fighting cage rage in the UK who's dominating people. I was watching these videos online. I was like goddamn this guy is amazing. I remember he fought for Pride to but he was getting better and then it all came together for him during the years who's fighting the UK and that's when everybody had their eye on them and he beat Lee Mary and he beat Jorge Rivera. I mean, here's some on Stony Franklin he hit him with his crazy elbow that he practiced that crazy upwards step in.
Upward elbow he's a he was a wizard. So when he came over to the UFC we caught him right at his Prime and he's it's arguable that Prime Anderson Silva was the best martial artist ever. It's real arguable when he knocked out Vitor Belfort with that front kick to the face means it's some of the shit that he did man some of the Knockouts that he had like.he had ESP. He knew where people were going to be. I had Knuckles waiting for him, right? He was when he was on and no fighter can stay.
At level for very long the human body just breaks down but there's a time where Anderson was so good. I'd put him up against anybody that ever lived there was a time. It was a few years with the Rich Franklin years like Aniston was
Unstoppable. Where did where did where did he fight at? We are what did he find
it? What weight 185 is 185. She's probably really walked around like 200-plus pounds and we'd cut weight to
one. So what is that light
that's middle when he was little a champion.
Yeah.
I would like to see John Anderson.
That would have been an amazing fight in its day. It would be not a good fight now right John's in his prime and Anderson is you know, I
think right no but like Primetime like
would have been interesting John's a big man.
They I met John he's sweet sweet dude, super sweet guy and John is a big man though. Yeah, he's big he's processor. He's from where my grandparents live.
He could easily be a heavyweight.
Easily if you wanted to if he decided he's like the he's one of those guys that could go easily back and forth between 2005 and heavyweight if he decided to take enough time to do it. He's fucking strong as fuck when you watch him grab guys and drag them around. There's a there's a weird strength to him that you see what some of these are really Elite Grapplers some of these guys like when you see like top of the food chain Grabbers like yoel Romero, there's like something about grabbing people your whole life and throw it around like Brock Lesnar.
Or this grabbing people
strength right now Lesnar's a fucking dog. It was ridiculous. Ridiculous. Yeah, dude, he
was so powerful. Yeah
that motherfucker calling the these what are these everything trapped the trapeze? He's just like 43% traps. It's so strong. He's such a big human being
man like that shit man. That's grown in a lab. That's some Viking DNA right there and that's not that's the
Above the sea created that thing that's a hundred percent Viking DNA. If you ever want to know what Vikings look like when they were terrifying
fucking Brock Lesnar. Yeah somebody yeah, look at that. Come on son lick those
motherfuckers a brass knuckle sward up to the top of
yeah, that is that is the hardest tattoo to it's hard as fuck and trench knife that is right up. His fucking
chest doesn't it's a death clutch on his back or something, too.
It is some some Google what's on his back? He's got some crazy shit on his back to
Google Brock Lesnar's back.
Yeah his back as like a skull. Yeah. Click it. There it is. That's his back. Yeah. It's got meat
hook chamomile
dripping zombie meat Hooks and below. It is like yeah like a demon head like,
okay, I love how they put the love in a blond. Yeah in the
The black and white photo crowd tiny size of him. Come on man. That is one of the most
Preposterous humans that has ever existed.
I'm trying to look come on. It's perfect.
Look at the size of Brock Lesnar that motherfucker was so
big the fact that this guy had - you gotta
think of all his accomplishments because someone put a video up about him and it showed all the shit that he did he won a national championship NCAA division 1
National championship in wrestling he went on to play for the Minnesota Vikings. He went. Yes. Yes, he played I don't know if his on-field got to tackle. There's a video of it.
Then he went was the Minnesota Vikings right is Minnesota Garden campea? Yeah. Oh so was in training camp, so it was not an official game training like a scrimmage some like that. So okay preseason game. So he played preseason at least for the Vikings
playing what linebacker
but it was the Vikings right? So so he goes from
They're to the WWE then he goes from the WWE to the fucking UFC heavyweight championship of the
world. Yeah.
I mean there is why he's jersey number 69 to can I like his style? That's that's always available. Any number 16. I know how to do. Yeah respect
so you have to I mean like legitimately Wonder like how does one how does one make a human like that? You know you how many humans first have ever existed crispr just all the shit that he's
And that's fucking crazy. Yeah, you need to
crisper him before he dies because we we have an army of Brock
Lesnar's. Yeah bulletproof Brock Lesnar's that's what everybody's going to be.
Is he the guy
very nice guy? Yeah, very nice guy. He has a
beautiful smile like a pure
smile, you know what he is man. He's a guy who wants challenges, you know the to to do what he did when he was a WWE Champion. So he's the champion of this Wrestling Entertainment thing.
And then he goes from that into the UFC and wins the real heavyweight title. Right and beats a legend in Randy Couture. That's that's bananas. That's crazy. That's so rare that a guy can do so many fucking thing.
Yeah.
Grazing. What's his style? What does he work? What's his which wrestler? He's a wrestler wrestling, but you can
do everything he can strike for sure. He's not guys out. He he's got ridiculous submissions. He crushes people's heads. Just a huge man. I mean, it's like there's not a whole lot of you have to be really good to be the guy like that and guys have beaten them. He's got tapped by Frank Mir got them in a leg lock caught him didn't really understand submissions and Alistair Overeem beat him after he had
Alistair Overeem surgery.
- when he was at his best he was a terrifying guy to tear Brock Lesnar is the the battle of the specimens. If you ever seen that fight between him and Brock Lesnar
with a strobe.
Yeah, that was the Battle of the specimens. That was
that was really strong as motherfucker. He didn't even put any anything into that punch too.
Honest to do is land. He's so big this was, you know, Randy Couture to you're talking about a guy who's one of the all-time greats. He's on the Mount Rushmore.
For sure. That's how big Brock Lesnar is where just like talk to Randy about it after he goes. That was a big son bitch. Where is he? Friend Brock Lesnar fear Braska?
No
shit. He's a viking definitely if you got some DNA on that dude.
Oh my God, and he's fat. Yeah. Oh, he's retiring
fight. It's very fast. Well, he's just a spectacular athlete. I mean, you gotta you gotta deal with some crazy shit with this guy. He's a big fella and again,
He did lose some fights, but you got to realize all the shit. He was doing instead of fighting for so long if Brock Lesnar had just decided to fight from the time. He left College if he never did football if he never fucked with anything else outside of actual fighting and fighting and just started smashing people. Oh my God.
Who knows how good he could have gotten like when he was in college if he just embraced MMA the way he embraced wrestling.
Who knows? I mean he this is when he beat Frank Mir up. That was a particularly brutal knockout.
museums up undeniable man
It just makes you wonder with a guy like that. What if he started earlier because within his first few fights as a professional he was the heavyweight champion, I think was like really early in his career like go to his mixed martial arts
record. How many fights he had? That's what I wanted to ask you to does that carry over.
What does what Carrie? Oh,
so
Wins losses that carry carries over from each program or each show. So if it's like Bellator or anything so you fight for Bellator and then you go to the UFC
till they have con they have contracts. Like if you're a Bellator fighter you would be contractually obligated to fight only for Bellator.
No, right, but do those winds from Bellator. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, and that's across all
yeah.
Organizations. Yeah, it's your professional record. And then you know, they'll have like a belt or a record or UFC record. So it was his fourth fight for the fight is a professional he won the world title for Randy Couture. That's crazy.
Wow
crazy.
They did he beat Frank Mir two defendant. Who's a fantastic Champion Shane Carwin another amazing Champion. Then he lost the game Velasquez and lost Alistair that he beat Mark hunt and he retired.
I love Mark hunt to Mark hunt was awesome. I love Max Holloway
made. He's amazing kickboxer to Mark hunt like in K1. He was probably his best. He was a K1 Grand Prix Champion, you know, I mean, he really learned like the wrestling the Jiu-Jitsu and all that stuff later on.
You know when he was a kickboxer who's one of the best of live?
His tank two men big guy. Yeah, he's like 510 but he's like that one big guy.
Again, that's like, you know, you got your Samoan DNA you got your Viking DNA Stout Folk.
Stout
Folk
You're probably in this podcast just fucking fighting. Oh, yeah,
it's probably like it's been how many hours four hours we in for
Jesus. Wow, talking up Storm, son. Why the P.
I did to this is fun man. This is ridiculous bullshit session. It was
really fun of what an incredible
succession. It was really good. I enjoyed it. I enjoyed the Bud Light enjoyed your company. Thanks, man. Thank you. No, thank you.
All right. Bye everybody. See you.
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