Bradley Martyn Loves China | Ep. 5

It's going to be crazy in the future ... Unvaxxed sperm is going to be, like, the shit ... Good luck trying to pump your load inside of a girl if you're vaxxed; it's just not going to slide ... If you want a good girl, she's not going to let you dump your load in her; it's like having AIDS.

If anyone's struggling out there, I'm telling you, just being healthy and being physically active and looking good and being happy with yourself, physically and mentally, will do a big difference in everything.

Did you see Kim Jong-un and his daughter? They are so fucking cute together ... I look at Kim Jong-un, and when I see him, I don't see a dictator; I see a good father.

If you can get your ass up and go in a cold plunge every day, it makes other difficult tasks easier to tackle.

It's insane, and even today, it's crazy when you see people wearing masks still. I saw someone today, solo in the car, wearing a mask. I mean, I flipped them off.

You can't get emotional in gambling. You can't do it. And it's like, you're fucking right, dude. You gotta move on.

Imagine doing NAD to a 36-hour baby. Will he ever exceed 36 hours?