Dogs are getting advanced. They're like Asian girls with asses. They're getting fucking advanced.

Did you see what Donald Trump Jr. tweeted.... that Biden is like a web browser? ... 'His mind is like a web browser—19 tabs are open, 17 are frozen, he has no idea where the music is coming from.'

My coffee is black; my Lacroix is lime-less ... I'm dangerous as fuck.

There was a thing on CNN today that said... between 50 and 70% of the people that test positive [for COVID-19] feel nothing, so they're saying way more people have this than they previously thought.