The Joe Rogan Experience

#1458 - Chris D'Elia

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The Joe Rogan Experience

#1458 - Chris D'Elia

The Joe Rogan Experience Go to Podcast Page

Joe Rogan, Chris D'Elia

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34 Clips

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Apr 15, 2020

Top Moments

Dogs are getting advanced. They're like Asian girls with asses. They're getting fucking advanced.

0:14

Chris D'Elia's Dog Keeps Running Away

Did you see what Donald Trump Jr. tweeted.... that Biden is like a web browser? ... 'His mind is like a web browser—19 tabs are open, 17 are frozen, he has no idea where the music is coming from.'

0:29

Whether You Like Him or Not, Donald Trump Is Hilarious

My coffee is black; my Lacroix is lime-less ... I'm dangerous as fuck.

0:04

Chris D'Elia Is Hooked on Soda Water

There was a thing on CNN today that said... between 50 and 70% of the people that test positive [for COVID-19] feel nothing, so they're saying way more people have this than they previously thought.

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50-70% of People With COVID-19 Are Asymptomatic

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1:26

Joe Introduces Chris D'Elia

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The Joe Rogan Experience Intro

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Clips

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Joe Rogan's Doctor Tests Each of His Podcast Guests for COVID-19

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50-70% of People With COVID-19 Are Asymptomatic

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Because of COVID-19, Los Angeles' Roads Are Empty

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Some CBD Will Make You High

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Chris D'Elia Gained 25 Pounds from Drinking Too Much Soda

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Chris D'Elia Is Hooked on Soda Water

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Chris D'Elia Cried After Seeing His Kid for the First Time

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Chris D'Elia's Dog Keeps Running Away

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Bobcats Are Roaming Around Joe Rogan's Neighborhood

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Dogs Get Bored If You Don't Exercise Them

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Joe Rogan's Dog, Marshall, Is Extremely Friendly

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Joe Rogan's Rescue Dog Killed His Other Dog

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Joe Rogan's Rescue Dog Had a Trash Eating Problem

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Chris D'Elia's Dog Keeps Escaping Into His Neighbor's Backyard

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Coyotes Are All Over California; Protect Your Dogs

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Chris D'Elia Saw a Deer Jump Off a Bridge

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Interlude 1

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Chris D'Elia Almost Shit Himself on the Way to Meet Eminem

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Interlude 2

40:55

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Whether You Like Him or Not, Donald Trump Is Hilarious

5:06

president @joebiden @barackobama

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Joe & Chris Roast Bryan Callen for Looking Like Magneto

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Interlude 3

4:26

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A TV Series Can Have 6 Good Seasons Max

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Interlude 4

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Chris D'Elia & Bryan Callen Rip on Each Other for 4 Minutes Straight

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Interlude 5

29:57

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Bryan Callen Pitches the Worst Hunting Show Ever

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Interlude 6

27:27

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Transcripts

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Clips

AD: Squarespace

AD: Policygenius

Joe Introduces Chris D'Elia

The Joe Rogan Experience Intro

Joe Rogan's Doctor Tests Each of His Podcast Guests for COVID-19

50-70% of People With COVID-19 Are Asymptomatic

Because of COVID-19, Los Angeles' Roads Are Empty

Some CBD Will Make You High

Chris D'Elia Gained 25 Pounds from Drinking Too Much Soda

Chris D'Elia Is Hooked on Soda Water

Chris D'Elia Cried After Seeing His Kid for the First Time

Chris D'Elia's Dog Keeps Running Away

Bobcats Are Roaming Around Joe Rogan's Neighborhood

Dogs Get Bored If You Don't Exercise Them

Joe Rogan's Dog, Marshall, Is Extremely Friendly

Joe Rogan's Rescue Dog Killed His Other Dog

Joe Rogan's Rescue Dog Had a Trash Eating Problem

Chris D'Elia's Dog Keeps Escaping Into His Neighbor's Backyard

Coyotes Are All Over California; Protect Your Dogs

Chris D'Elia Saw a Deer Jump Off a Bridge

Chris D'Elia Almost Shit Himself on the Way to Meet Eminem

Whether You Like Him or Not, Donald Trump Is Hilarious

Joe & Chris Roast Bryan Callen for Looking Like Magneto

A TV Series Can Have 6 Good Seasons Max

Chris D'Elia & Bryan Callen Rip on Each Other for 4 Minutes Straight

Bryan Callen Pitches the Worst Hunting Show Ever

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