I used to think that maybe ideas were aliens, because ideas make you create them. Like, everything that's ever been made—a light switch, a computer, a gun—everything that's ever been made came out of an idea ... Those things are forcing themselves into existence.

If you're 42-year-old, man, who the fuck is supposed to tell you can't try heroin? Says who? Says who, another 42-year-old man? 'You can't handle it, Mike.' Fuck you. Like, you're a grown man. Maybe you're wrong. Maybe I try it, I only do it once, and it makes me feel good, and I want to go read poetry and hang out and roll around in flowers. Maybe you're wrong. Like, how do we know? We don't know because they tell us it's illegal.

The wild thing about the Bible is that it's thousands of years old, and people are still reading it ... They're still reading this thing that was the framework for civilization.

Wanna hear some crazy shit? They're cloning tiger meat for human consumption.

I think the way we're so attached to our phones is going to lead to us being attached to some electronic thing that we wind up accepting in our body, and it's gonna change what people are.

Elon Musk is a really nice guy. He's like a genuinely nice guy who's trying to do the right thing.