If you're 42-year-old, man, who the fuck is supposed to tell you can't try heroin? Says who? Says who, another 42-year-old man? 'You can't handle it, Mike.' Fuck you. Like, you're a grown man. Maybe you're wrong. Maybe I try it, I only do it once, and it makes me feel good, and I want to go read poetry and hang out and roll around in flowers. Maybe you're wrong. Like, how do we know? We don't know because they tell us it's illegal.