Ben Shapiro DESTROYS the NELKBOYS, talks Donald Trump and Kanye!

Marriage makes you a better person. Commitment makes you a better person. Being a parent makes you a better person. It changes who you are, and more importantly, it does something for somebody else that makes you worthwhile. Otherwise, what are you? You're a ball of meat walking around with a set of desires, and then you die.

If I could make the Internet disappear tomorrow, would I? ... I don't know, man. That is a tough question. I think there's a case for yes.

November 15th, it was the first time I said 'I love you' to my wife. And she said, 'Thank you.'

TikTok keeps claiming that they're not handing over data to the Chinese, but it's pretty obvious they are handing over data to the Chinese. And so, it's now been banned in a number of states for state employees, because they're afraid that TikTok is using state employee data in order to garner information on how the government works.

I just don't want to put my kids in front of a TV, and the next thing I know, my kid's asking me about gender fluidity. I'm not interested in explaining to my six-year-old son what gay marriage is. That's just not something I'm interested in explaining my six-year-old son.

I think that people dating for 5, 6 years at a time, if you can't make your mind up within year 1, I think that you probably need to move on. I think people people date for too long.

Now, is [Joe Biden] the best candidate for them? Aside from Michelle Obama, yes, actually. I think he's gonna be a better candidate than Kamala Harris who's the worst politician who's ever been assembled ... She's a disaster of a politician. She makes Hillary Clinton looks smooth and authentic. She's awful at this.

If you are a young person, find an older source of wisdom, and cling to that. Find a community, and live within it. Find a social fabric, and live within it.

My general thoughts on the Brittney Griner trade are several fold. One, Brittney Griner is an American citizen; we should do everything we can to bring American citizens home too. Two, when you have the White House Press Secretary saying it's particularly important to bring this particular American citizen home because she is an LGBTQ woman of color, I start to go, why? Why does that make her specifically more important to bring home?

The funniest thing in retrospect is going to be that because Elon Musk likes to read The Babylon Bee on Twitter, he completely restructured how free speech works in the United States. Like, that's hysterically funny.

For example, Must will, say, kick Ye off of Twitter, and I disagree with that, by the way. I don't think that he should kick Ye off of Twitter. I think Ye should be as crazy and ridiculous as he wants to be on Twitter. He didn't violate any law.

The good that the Internet has done... does not outweigh the bad that the Internet has done thus far.

So, my father had always said, and I think he's right, that you only meet the person you're going to marry when you already believe that it's time to get married.

Full disclosure, I own some Bitcoin, I own some Ethereum. For the last 3, 4 months, it seems like Bitcoin particularly has been fairly stable, so FTX didn't seem to affect Bitcoin.

I've been lobbying for years to be on 'The View.' I just think that'd be hysterically great TV. It'd be the best thing. There are very few shows that I really want to appear on, but the 'The View' is one of them.

I think that there is a moral difference that we have to be very wary of between fixing problems and sort of artificial enhancements ... If you're talking about a Neuralink to help a paralyzed person feel again, obviously good ... If you're talking about a Neuralink to raise your IQ from 120 to 130, I think that you're going to get into some pretty dicey eugenic territory fairly quickly here.

There's nothing wrong with saying I care about my family more than I care about everybody else. I do care about my family more than I care about everybody else.